Camp Hideout

She's here!

Surprise!

Oh! Look at what you guys did.

It's a going-away breakfast.

You know, I'm only gonna be at camp for a week.

It was Luke's idea.

Aw. That's great. You know, I didn't even have a chance to eat before work.

Where's Noah?

Hey! Stop that kid!

Sorry.

Hey, I need to commandeer your vehicle. Official business.

Hey, watch out!

I'm sorry. Sorry about that.

- Uh, are you okay? - I'm okay.

Okay. Here's your groceries.

- Uh, have a nice day. - Okay.

Hey.

Excuse me.

I knew that you would come. I never gave up hope.

Since you were so sure, is there any chance you packed me a bag?

You're kidding me, right?

Listen, Noah, you have really got to step up to the plate here.

You know what the judge said after your last arrest.

Yeah. Last chance. Blah, blah, blah. Whatever.

Look, as your social worker,

I'm happy to stick my neck out for you.

But now both of our tails are on the line. This camp is your last shot.

If you fail here, they'll send you to juvie.

Okay. Time to load up.

- All right. - Good luck.

Come on.

- Hi. - Hey.

Yeah, right.

Great.

Hey, you got a Dramamine?

Nah, sorry, dude.

Oh, that's all right.

I find that if I keep myself distracted for the whole ride, it usually helps.

You know, like with conversation.

So this your first time at camp?

Awesome! A first-timer.

Got any questions?

- Nope. - This is my fifth year.

I can fill you in on all the funnest things you can do there.

They got rope courses, zip lines, pedal cars,

paintball, swimming.

- - Ooh...

I'm so glad I'm here to tell you this. No electronics at camp.

I mean, we're not technically at camp yet, but...

I'm acquainted with all the camp rules.

Hey, when you turn it up that loud, I can hear it too.

Gee, you look tired.

Had a long day?

- Hello. Long day? - I don't wanna talk about it.

What if I just ask you some questions? Maybe I can guess it.

I said, I don't wanna talk about it.

Okay.

Okay, campers,

are you ready for the best week of your lives?

Okay. Let's go!

You're probably wondering how I got into this mess, huh?

- Ow! - Every single time...

Not so hard.

That job went so well.

How was I supposed to know it was gonna explode everywhere?

That's why they put those in there.

- Every time? - Every time.

- Did you rob a bank again? - Not a word.

You brought them.

Nice work, kid. We might just keep you around after all.

All right. What's the plan?

Shoe Shack's got a new shipment of Jordans.

We got something else. Something big.

You know that guy with his big, dumb, ugly mug on every bus stop

and billboard in town, Brooks Brady?

Well, turns out he has other interests besides just "commercial real estate."

He's been keeping some highly valuable secret information

on a highly sophisticated digital device.

It's like the size of a pastrami sub from Gino's.

It's got this, like, red bar on this side, but it's got a blue bar on this side.

- You got it backwards. - I don't got nothing backwards.

- Don't tell me I'm backwards. - This?

- How'd you do that? - Let me see that.

No. My brother gave this to me.

- Whoop-dee-doo! -

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You in?

And now for the two words that'll change my whole life.

I'm in.

How do you feel about...

confined spaces?

- Hiya. -

I got a delivery here for, uh, Brooks Brady.

Mr. Brady is out for the week at a conference.

I'm quite sure there are no deliveries scheduled for today.

- Is this Avion Avenue Luxury Offices? - It is.

At 1200 Avion Avenue?

Yes.

Then I assure you, you do.

Mr. Brady's executive assistant appears to be out to lunch.

Well, I could just leave this here,

but if you sign for it, you're lugging it upstairs.

I ain't coming back.

Hey, uh, you have Wi-Fi here?

'Cause I'm feeling a connection.

- - Ugh.

Was that so bad?

Bingo.

What the...?

Whoa!

You hear that?

- Ain't going back to the slammer, Charlie. - No, no, no.

Give it here.

- Well, let me in. - Come on.

Give us the thing and we'll open the door.

All right, here.

- Sorry, kid. - Wait!

Hey!

- When do ducks wake up? - Huh?

At the quack of dawn.

It's a duck whistle.

We're here. We're here!

Hi! I'm Becky with a B!

What else would "Becky" start with?

Oh, it's a game. You should try it. It's really fun.

Oh. Well, I'm Noah with a "no."

Oh.

Okay. We will work on that happy camper attitude later.

Check-in is right over there.

Okay, girls.

Smartphones, smartwatches, you know the deal.

- Thank you. Anything else? -

Um... no?

Come on. We've been through this before.

Let me see what's in the bags. Yeah, open them up.

Yeah, yup. Oh.

Okay. Well, you guys are in with the Meadowlarks,

so try not to cause any more trouble, all right?

Have a good week, guys. Next.

Hey there. What's your name?

Noah Rivers.

Noah.

Oh, yeah, here we go.

Noah, I don't have a parent's signature, so...

- Oh, I don't have... - Uh, you don't have...?

- I can take care of that. - You can?

It's fine.

- Well, this is for your technology, okay? - I don't...

All right.

You'll get it back at the end of camp.

- Anything else? - Thank you.

That's it.

Okay. You are in with the Aardvarks, so this is for you.

- Thanks. - Cheer up there, sport.

It's gonna be a great week.

Hey, what's up?

- -

Oh, my gosh!

Are we in the same cabin?

That appears to be a thing that is happening. Yes.

This is awesome!

This is my buddy Noah I was telling you about.

So you're new, huh?

We can share a bunk!

Oh! I call tops.

Oh, the opening camp activities are in an hour.

- You need to get unpacked. - Oh, I kind of don't have much.

Oh, that's okay.

You can get clothes in the nurse's office and the lost and found.