Day Trippers (יום באמסטרדם)

I'm sorry. I can't sell you the mushrooms.

Come on. No.

Read the sign.

It says 18 and up.

Sorry.

I turn 18 next month.

Look at my ID. I've seen your ID.

You are not 18 on it.

Showing me your I.D. again won't make you 18

all of a sudden, and anyways

you shouldn't be taking this shit on your own.

Especially if it's your first time.

Come on. -No.

Please.

Sorry, I can't help you.

What about karma?

What about it?

You do a good deed

and good stuff happens to you.

That's bullshit.

Fuck.

Uh, sorry. Excuse me.

Excuse me, I... I forgot my...

Fuck!

Hi.

Hey.

Do you need some help?

Uh, how did you know I'm lost?

It takes one to know one.

Where are you from?

Tel Aviv.

Big drug scene.

Not big enough, apparently.

Listen up, Tel Aviv.

It's your lucky day.

But I also happen to be a map reading prodigy.

I can read any map. I can get you anywhere.

So don't worry. I got this.

I will take you to your destination.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

I just need to buy mushrooms and then we can go.

Oh, it's okay. I'm good.

You could just show me where we are on the map.

Map girl.

Are you taking the piss?

What?

Are you making fun of me?

I'm trying to be nice and help.

You made fun of yourself first.

Okay. Whatever.

Listen, I just spent 5.5 hours

on a really smelly train to get here

and buy mushrooms, but I lost my ID,

and mushroom shop dick won't sell me anything

because he thinks I'm underage.

This is the third shop I've tried.

Do you mind buying them for me?

Please do that for me.

How old are you?

20.

You're not a junkie, right?

No.

What if you're a clean junkie?

I'm not. I mean I'm...

I'm clean,

but I'm not a junkie.

-Can I trust you? -You can trust me.

Trust me.

-Yeah. -Thanks.

The Mexican ones, please.

Oh, wait.

Could you ask him if it's okay to leave this there for an hour?

You're pushing it.

It's fucking heavy.

Oh, sorry.

We're two minutes away.

Is that a joint?

Are we in Amsterdam?

How boring.

Your mother's boring.

I don't have a mother,

but if I had one, she'd be anything but boring.

Smoke?

Thanks.

It's an Israeli thing.

What is?

When you hurt an Israeli

they will always say something bad

about your mother.

To hurt you back, you know?

What do you do when someone hurts you?

I cry.

Mm, this is it.

Well, good luck.

Thank you very much.

What's happening here?

The torture museum.

Planning on torturing someone?

You never know.

Cool.

Do you wanna come?

No, thanks.

Just sounds like too much fun,

so I'll pass.

Okay.

Thanks for walking me.

Enjoy the mushrooms.

Okay.

Almost nice getting to know you.

Yeah.

The guillotine,

named after the inventor of the first guillotine

Joseph Guillotine was created to provide

a more humane method of execution.

It was considered to be more gentle

than sword and axe beheadings.

Guillotine's family petitioned to change its name

and distance themselves from the concept,

but failed.

The machine had already become an instant success

and public executions were considered

to be everyone's favorite new form of entertainment.

Are you waiting for me?

No.

How was the museum?

Very nice, very nice.

Very inspiring.

So what are your plans?

What do you mean?

What are you planning to do in Amsterdam?

I don't know. Why?

My plan was to take the mushrooms,

but yeah...

The thing is mushroom shop dick said

I shouldn't take them alone if it's my first time

and I've never done them before.

-So... -So?

-So... -So?

-So... -So?

So I'm here alone.

You're here alone, right?

I mean, you know.

No.

Come on, why don't we take them together?

No.

Why not? I don't know.

I... I sort of came here to be by myself, so...

I don't see how that would work.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

I came here to be by myself too.

Great.

So let's stick to that then.

Okay.

Okay.

Have you ever taken mushrooms?

No.

Well, aren't you even a little bit curious?

I try not to be.

Come on, you look fun and easygoing.

Aren't you?

I don't know, maybe I am.

It just seems weird taking mushrooms

with a total stranger.

It'll be weird anyway.

They're magic mushrooms.

It can't not be weird.

Why don't you just take them with me

and then just hallucinate that you're alone?

You're supposed to do it with someone you trust.

Don't you trust me already?

I took you to your museum, didn't I?

Back home everyone trusts me.

There aren't many 17 year olds this responsible in London.

You said you were 20.

20? No, no, no way.

I didn't say that.

Yes, you did.

When did I say that?

Before.

Twice.

Okay, I'm 18 next month.

Look at my ID.

Cross my heart.

You said you lost that.

I...

I found it when you were in the museum.

I think I'll pass.

Why?

Are you still worried I'm a junkie?

No.

Your teeth.

They're are too pretty.

So what's the problem? You think I'm gonna rob you?

Steal your phone? Your credit card?

I do now.

If I was, I would have done it by now.

I don't need your credit card

because I have my mom's credit card, okay?

You said you didn't have a mom.