Uncle Kent

SO I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHY IS A RABBIT WEARING A

HUMAN SKELETON COSTUME?

BECAUSE A RABBIT WOULD HAVE A

RABBIT SKELETON COSTUME.

NO, NO.

IT'S A HUMAN SKELETON

WEARING A RABBIT COSTUME.

OH, ONE OF THE HUMAN

SKELETONS IS WEARING THE RABBIT

COSTUMES TO FOOL THEM?

YEAH, AND THEN...

JUST FOR THE, JUST FOR

THE ONE BIT? -YEAH.

I DON'T THINK THAT MAKES

ANY SENSE.

I THINK YOU SHOULD CUT IT.

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT...

WELL, BECAUSE...

YEAH, WELL, I'M THE

DIRECTOR, SO...

BUT THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.

YES, SIR!

SO, ACTUALLY THIS IS GONNA BE

TOO LONG, SO LET'S ACTUALLY CUT

THAT, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'S

THAT FUNNY.

GOOD IDEA.

THIS IS HARD. -FUCK.

HOW DO YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY?

CAN YOU SEE, CAN YOU

READ THAT? THAT, THAT...

WHAT? CAN I READ WHAT?

DUDE, I CAN READ THIS FROM LIKE

ACROSS THE ROOM.

NO, NO. GET IT CLOSE TO

YOUR FACE.

I CAN READ THIS FROM AN INCH

OR, LIKE, 10 FEET, MAN.

I GOT PERFECT EYESIGHT.

I'VE BEEN DOING... I'VE NEVER

DONE THIS IN MY LIFE.

WHAT, MOVING SOMETHING AWAY?

THAT'S WHAT MY MOM DOES.

THAT'S WHAT MY DAD DOES.

I FEEL LIKE MY DAD.

WE'RE ALL BECOMING OUR DADS.

THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT.

I USED TO HAND MY DAD, LIKE,

"SIGN THIS PERMISSION SLIP" AND

HE'D GO...

BUT NOW I'M DOING THAT.

SO, THEN GET GLASSES.

I NEED GLA... NO, I WENT TO

MY DOCTOR AND I SAID...

I THOUGHT I NEEDED GLASSES.

AND HE SAID TO GO TO THE

PHARMACY AND GET THOSE

MAGNIFYING READING GLASSES.

THOSE ARE GOING TO BE

SO LAME.

YOU SEE MY NEW GLASSES?

WHAT IS THAT?

IS THAT SOME KIND OF POD?

Man: IT'S MY NEW CAMERA.

OH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE,

LIKE, UH, U.S.B. CAMS?

WAIT, DO THAT AGAIN.

BUT, LIKE, YEAH.

LIKE, WAIT, I'll TELL YOU

A JOKE AND THEN...

HEY, WHY IS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN?

WHY'S THAT?

'CAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE.

SO, AT THE ADVICE FROM MY

EYE DOCTOR, I'M GETTING SOME

READING GLASSES.

WOW.

HOW'S IT GOING?

ALL RIGHT, ALMOST DONE.

HOLD ON.

Voices from computer:

Wow... Wow... Yes!

WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT'S THAT?

HOW THOSE GLASSES WORK...

TREATIN' YA?

THEY WORK, ACTUALLY.

LOOK, I CAN'T DRAW WHILE

YOU'RE DOING THAT.

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

JUST THE SHOULDERS.

JUST THE SHOULDERS.

SLOW IT DOWN, SLOW IT DOWN.

O.K.

THE SKELETON IS GREAT, BUT I

THINK DAVE WANTS THE GUITAR

TO BE BIGGER.

HE DOESN'T WANT IT TO LOOK

LIKE A GUN.

SO, I THINK...

DOES IT NEED TO BE LIKE,

LIKE A, UM...

IT'S GOT TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

LIKE AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR,

THOUGH?

THAT BIG?

YEAH, LIKE IT'S ON HIS BACK.

HE'S LIKE RUNNING WITH IT ON HIS

BACK, 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT IT

TO LOOK LIKE...

OH, HE DOESN'T WANT IT TO

BE LIKE A MACHINE GUN BECAUSE

IT'S TOO VIOLENT.

YEAH, SO, IT'S JUST...

SO, IT'S, THIS IS TOTALLY

NO GOOD?

RIGHT.

[LIGHTER CLICKING,

THOSE GLASSES ARE NOT COOL.

I'M COOL.

ARE YOU COMING TO MY

PARTY TOMORROW?

UM, YES.

WELL, I'M GOING TO TRY TO.

YOU GOTTA COME, MAN.

YOU GOTTA SEE MY TRAILER.

NO, I WANT TO.

I HAVE A FRIEND IN FROM OUT OF

TOWN, SO...

WHAT FRIEND?

I MET HER ON CHATROULETTE,

ACTUALLY.

THE FIRST TIME I EVER WENT ON.

OH, GOD.

BUT SHE'S SUPER COOL.

SHE'S A JOURNALIST.

SHE WRITES ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT

AND, UM...

AND YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX

WITH HER REALLY BAD.

AH, I DO, BUT SHE ACTUALLY

HAS A BOYFRIEND, SO...

KENT!

BUT, MAYBE SHE'LL HAVE

SUCH A FUN...

OH, YOUR LIFE IS JUST A

WRECK, KENT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HEY.

GOOD, YEAH.

O.K.

O.K., UH, JUST PARK ON THE

STREET, IT'S HARD TO FIND.

AND I'll COME UP AND GET YOU.

O.K., COOL.

YAY!

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

UGH.

KATE!

HEY, KENT, HOW ARE YOU?

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!

LOOK WHO'S HERE!

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT IS THIS?

I JUST GOT THIS.

I'M TRYING TO BE A JOURNALIST.

OH, MY GOD.

WELCOME.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

HI! WOW.

HOW'S IT GOING?

YOU'RE SHORT.

YOU'RE TALL.

I MEAN, SHORTER... THAN ME.