The first 198 lines.
Here he comes!
The great "P. P. Dhelepatil" is here to embarrass himself.
Hope you have your card on you.
Oh, hero! Do you have the card or not?
Yes, yes! I have it!
Don't worry...
I always help losers like you.
I have my credit card with me.
Once you're drunk, you won't remember a thing!
Your head goes into the clouds.
Listen...
I don't want to monitor our billing today.
You keep an eye on that.
You can go f*** yourselves.
I'm ordering for myself, and sitting away from you guys.
I'm not responsible for your actions.
Secondly, I may be the designated driver today...
But I won't be carrying your drunk-selves home. Remember that!
Hey there, Kautilya!
Sir...
If you're planning to play, can you sit over there?
That will free up the bar for other customers.
Are we here to fool around?
Is this guy new around here? Are you serious?
You f*****!
Listen, the loser pays all. Get it?
He understood that.
And yes, do you have Corona?
No sir, but you can wear a mask if you want.
You can tie this to your face if you want to!
Corona! Beer! Three, Three!
I want it here... Corona Beer!
I'll get it, sir.
Cheers!
And listen...
Come back later for the main course. Got it?
Thanks.
- What do you want to order? - Chicken legs.
Chicken legs? Forget it.
Anyway, do you have Chinese food?
Sir, you can order from our menu.
It's fine, you can get us what you like.
Just make sure it's dry, Chinese and spicy!
- Sir, just take a look... - No, it's your choice!
And make it so spicy that I'll remember it tomorrow morning!
- Go now, smart boy! - Yes, sir.
Answer the call.
Mr. Dhelepatil, better speak now.
Later tonight, she won't understand what you say and you won't remember it!
And you'll be in a bitter mood after you lose, so just talk to her now.
Go on.
Yeah, but...
You'll have to be sober enough to understand what I do when I'm drunk.
- What a guy! -
- Hey, Kavtya! - Yes?
Wow, he eats quite a lot!
Hey, Kavtya... Listen
If Reva calls, tell her I'm busy.
You come here!
I'm eating man.
Good catch!
Hello Jonty, you fool! That's an Iphone 14 Pro.
I am Jonty Rhodes, and that's why this Iphone 14 Pro has survived.
Else you'd be picking up pieces of this Apple.
Cheers!
Pushkya...
What the hell is this?
It's original Chinese food.
What the hell!
- My God! -
You must have eaten at least 4-5 cockroaches by now.
Yeah right.
How does it feel to eat a flat roasted cockroach?
Yes, puke it out!
Yeah right, puke it out! Go there, go!
He actually puked!
- -
- Where's the manager? -
You fool!
Is this a hotel or a gutter?
What happened sir?
Where is the manager?
- What happened? - What do you mean?
Tell me what happened, sir!
There was a cockroach in my food, you fool!
Sir, I apologise. There seems to be some mistake.
Some mistake? This is a grave offence!
I just puked my guts out there!
Haha, he puked!
Please, sir!
Who puts a cockroach in Chinese food?
- He will be paying the bill. - Sir...
Hold on... I puked because of the cockroach, not the alcohol.
- What was the bet? - I puked because of the cockroach.
- Sir, I agree there were issues with the food. - He puked up.
But what has that got to do with the alcohol bill?
I'm not paying for anything!
What's this ruckus near my table?
Go back to your table.
Go now.
Hang on...
Hey, you...
Do you own this place, you idiot?
Don't swear at me, else...
Or what? Or what?
- Go away! - He is a celebrity
They're a bit drunk, sir...
- What do you mean, I'm drunk? -
- You are over drunk. - Of course, you silly.
You serve cockroach in the meal!
I can give you a live telecast.
Do you want to see it?
You serve cockroaches and allege us of being high.
Take them away from me.
- What do you mean, we're drunk? - Sir, what's going on?
Are we drinking using your dad's money?
Out of my way!
You must be a celebrity back home...
What is going on!
Acting smart, as if we're drinking from your dad's money!
- Is your dad paying my bill? - Sir, control please.
Let it be sir...
Sir! It's okay if you don't want to pay the bill.
Just leave from here.
What do you mean? I wasn't going to pay for it anyway.
Made me eat a cockroach!
Ok, it's time for you to leave... Come on, Kavtya...
- This way, this way. - Thank you! Thank you!
And two more after these.
I think that's enough for today.
C'mon! Cheers!
Cheers! Hang on, hang on...
Cheers!
Ajya, Pune's Ronaldo...
Where had you kicked this cockroach off to?
I nearly killed myself searching for it.
The idea was good though.
Our eighteenth gem!
China screwed up the world, but also gave us free alcohol today!
'Sons of Guardian Minister, Pruthviraj Dhelepatil'
'and ex People's Welfare Minister, Shripadrao Nimbalkar...'
'...Got into a drunken brawl at a restaurant last night.'
'While their fathers are pitted against each other in the upcoming election...'
'The kids, Pushkaraj and Ajinkya, '
'got drunk and created a ruckus at DRAMA 9.'
The youth of this country needs a good future and a righteous path.
They need to have a target in life, hence...
On behalf of the KLPD party I promise my contribution
to help tackle the problems of the youth.
'The son of prominent CA Kaustubh Karmarkar'
'was also present at the scene of the mayhem.'
'If these are the future generations of our leaders...'
'Then what justice can the youth of this country expect?'
'Ministers across the country have raised this question.'
Who's there?
Why did you swing a bat at me?
What now?
Eat up! It's a rasgulla.
Or should I get more sweets for you? A jalebi or an imarti perhaps?
Why do you need such friends?
Do we serve you shit in this house?
Why did you go out with them?
Speak up!
Dad... it was a friend's party... that's why...
The election is round the corner, and you're fraternising with the enemy!
What will my voter base think of me?
Why do you care about what they think?
You idiot! I'm striving every day to set up your career!
And why are you friends with my enemy's son? My voters will stop respecting me!
I had already enrolled your name as a candidate for the youth leader position.
In fact, such incidents work great for politics.
We act as per the needs of the next generation!
We can cash in on this as youth icons.
To hell with you!
Don't even think of entering politics. You'll make me lose my position!
So what if all is lost! How does it matter to you!
You're smart and have good grades.
Why are you wasting your time with those scoundrels?
Shameless!
When will you think about your career?
But I don't want a career in politics. How many times do I have to tell you, dad?
Then who am I slogging everyday for?
How do I know?
How do I know who filmed it?
That's your concern.
That's my concern, I'll deal with it.
He's coming from behind... Shoot him!
Kill him!
What's the score? I'm at forty six kills already!
Hit him! Hit him too!
Get up! Get up!
Is this the time to be playing on your phone?
Do one thing...
What?
Until the elections are over, why don't you...
You wanted to play some county thing... in England, right?
You should go.
Plan an international trip, someplace like Australia maybe?
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