Fame After Fame (¡Sálvese quien pueda!)

ABC - MEDIASET BRINGS SÁLVAME TO AN END

EL PAÍS - SÁLVAME FINALE ENDS AN ERA OF SPANISH TV

AS - THE CAST MEMBERS FIND OUT LIVE

EL ESPAÑOL THE END OF SÁLVAME

SÁLVAME'S LEGACY

I want you to see what's been published in El País.

-Belén, Kiko, come. -Is that true?

-You said so... -We didn't.

We're coming here to Netflix.

-Bravo! -We're going to America!

FAME AFTER FAME

Yes, I'm going to Miami Beach

I'm looking for the Ritz

Welcome to America!

Unfortunately, not all of you

have been chosen to enter the program

Siéntese quien pueda.

Only one will be a judge.

According to their attitude, we'll choose the one.

-Let me give my opinion, dear! -No way.

You're wrong.

Oh my. What happened?

I like the producer a lot. I'm into producers.

Leave her to me.

I think we haven't been practicing what we preach.

Well, you need to do it, Terelu. You're always lecturing everyone.

-I did. -No, you didn't!

I'm going to Spain tomorrow.

I've paid for my ticket, but I'm going back to Spain.

Explain it in English.

Over there.

-Now I'll give you a bottle of gazpacho. -He wants the recipe.

No way I'm giving you the recipe.

They told you about a murderer who never kills his victim.

He's taken the life out of me.

This house is haunted.

-It's the haunted house of North Bay Road. -Why did you buy it?

Off you go, Manolo!

María, on your side!

Careful, María!

It's underneath us!

Fuck, you've smashed my arm!

Hallelujah

A woman is on the ground.

Oh my God.

-María, are you crying? -Don't cry.

He looks like Jordi Hurtado.

-He doesn't sound familiar? -No.

An older man, of course.

We're going to have a lot of fun!

I've never criticized anyone here.

-Sure. -Fuck off...

Drink from the bottle.

"I've never been fed up with Terelu in Miami."

You're all fed up.

You all have balls to say so.

Someone's been recorded badmouthing Terelu.

I want names!

-Give me a name! -Okay.

-Spill it. -Who?

It's okay to cry. It's okay.

EPISODE 1 WHAT'S PAST IS PASSED

Let's go. We're here.

-Over there. -Over there?

-Over here, right? -No.

-With the Pulpillo? -Where are we going?

Seven, eight, nine, Terelu.

Here, 791.

-The picture. -We have to check in.

-Roll it up. -Hello.

-Hello. -Hi.

-There are two. -Two of these.

-Put them together? -If you take it apart...

Me too.

-Always late. -The taxi driver got lost.

We could make an exception if you take it apart

and pack it up.

We can check it as special baggage.

-I can't do it. -Do you have a screwdriver?

Lay it down.

-It doesn't fit. -Lay it down.

I'm moving over.

-Put it here. -Out of the way, María.

María, move.

-It doesn't fit. -Lay it down.

You have no spatial awareness.

-No. -I don't know if it will fit.

It fits like this.

-It won't fit. -It does.

-No, it won't give. -You'll see.

-Pull. -It fits!

-Hooray! -It fits.

There's a special conveyor belt.

You can't make an exception?

We've been presenting the news for 14 years.

Careful, Terelu.

-I broke it! -What do we do with the portable stage?

I'm telling you, take it apart...

-We'll tie it up. -...as an exception.

-We'll leave it tied up. -They'll come for it.

When I'm bored with my life...

A lot of talent is leaving on that plane.

America awaits us.

My full name is María Belén Esteban Menéndez.

I first became famous because of a relationship I had with someone.

But I've been on television for many, many years,

independent of that person.

Now I'm just Belén Esteban.

When there's an emptiness That pokes at my chest

I can go into airplane mode And put myself to bed

I'll always be the people's princess. Now I want them to call me "The Boss."

THE BOSS

Yes, I'm going to Miami Beach

I'm wandering aimlessly

We've arrived!

-Miami! -Let's give it a kiss.

Come on, there we go.

The adventure starts here.

Hurry.

My name is María Patiño. I've spent around 26, 27 years...

I lose track of time,

a little, working in this profession.

I started out as a street reporter.

My first television opportunity was as a contributor,

and so I've been lucky as a host,

since they believed in me from the beginning.

It's so hot!

The drivers here don't give a shit about anyone.

Belén Esteban, nice to meet you. Can you help me in?

Give me your hand.

Give me your suitcase.

-Step up, Terelu. -Víctor, in the back.

Thank you.

Who's been to Miami before?

-I have! -Other than Víctor.

-Belén, Lydi... -Me.

And you, Matamoros?

-He's been to Nacho Polo's house. -No, it was my house.

You're a pain in the ass.

He has to bury his past on this trip.

I'm Víctor Sandoval, and I'm a multi-talented artist.

I sing, I dance, I host, I report, I get into whatever reality shows,

I cook, I clean my house with no assistant,

and on top of it all, I've been a husband.

My life has gone from having nothing to having everything.

From going to Miami every weekend to having to ask for food money recently.

Look, to the right you've got the skyscrapers.

-Miami's skyscrapers. -It's the city of Miami.

I don't see a single skyscraper.

-It's there. -To the right.

So where am I looking, idiot?

That's Midtown.

But they do have four floors.

The hotel is in Miami Beach, a different city.

And Palm "Binch" is the most luxurious.

-Palm "Binch"? -Palm Beach.

María, you seem to be the tour guide, but you've never been to Miami.

-No. -I told her everything she knows.

Víctor told her.

It reminds me of Australia.

Girl, when were you in Australia?

It's very beachy.

We're on the beach.

It's called Miami Beach.

-Is the water warm? -Well, it depends,

because as climate change has increased...

I think we left Chelo at the airport.

I'm here, honey. Putting up with you the whole trip.

I'm Chelo García-Cortés. I'm a journalist.

I've gotten major exclusives. I've traveled with Anthony Quinn.

I've done Sara Montiel. I've done Paul Newman.

Paul Newman.

Miami reminds me of Paracuellos.

-Look, they're in bikinis and swimsuits. -Butt naked, just the way you like it.

I don't like walking around naked.

Well, scantily clad.

-This is Shakira's house. -This one?

It's the cheapest on the block.

Well, then, give it to me. Fuck it. It's not too shabby.

-And Chayanne? -Two streets back.

El Puma's house is behind there.

-El Puma! -El Puma!

Boomerang, boomerang...

He's in bad shape.

He's been dying for 10 years.

Hey, no.

Is he really dying?

Give him an ibuprofen.

-It's Madonna. -We don't know her.

She's a famous Mexican.

Did you say we don't know her?

-She's a host from here. -I don't know her.

I'm Laura Zapata. I'm a Mexican actress, well-known internationally.

Welcome!

-I'm Laura Zapata, darling. -Laura Zapata...

I had no idea who Laura Zapata was.

-Hello! -Hello! Welcome to America.

-The reconquest of America. -Laura Zapata.

-Nice to meet you! -How are you?

I swear, I had no idea who she was.