Masameer: The Movie (مسامير)

This is not a photographic camera.

Good afternoon.

Hello.

What exactly are you doing there?

We have orders to arrange for the demolition of your cafeteria.

Excuse me?

My friend, the government is foreclosing this property immediately.

They say there have been complaints by the neighbors

that you're causing a drop in real-estate prices,

you're causing pollution, you're a general nuisance, I don't know.

- But nobody has told us. - It's okay, the owner knows.

What are you going to build here after the demolition?

Well, looks like it will be a "public service" establishment.

Something the entire neighborhood can use.

What, like a research center?

Okay, look closely. This area...

- Our lounge! - That will be turned into regular toilets.

- And over here... - That's where our TV is!

They will build squat-toilet rooms. And at that spot over there...

- Our kitchen. - Those will be disabled toilets.

Bro, what kind of research center needs all these toilet rooms?

It's not a research center, genius! It's a public restroom!

- No offense to you and your friends. - None taken.

Okay, what about these three dots by the garbage bins?

That's you and your friends! Tough luck!

Look what I have to deal with in this searing heat!

Where do they find these type of people?

Anyway, get your things together.

The big birdie will be coming over at any moment.

- Who? - You know what?

I'll just play you what it sounds like.

It's very rhythmic, isn't it?

Ow!

Ow, Saad! I see you're giving up.

Abu Ghannam, there's no shame in quitting.

I can smell the meat on your bones.

- How long did I hang on? - Three hours and 20 minutes.

Only real men can take on serious battles.

I quit!

Such an embarrassing failure, Abu Ghannam.

This is such a stupid game!

Don't hate the game, Saad, hate the player.

Saltouh, turns out your friend is...

Know your role, amateur.

They're turning our cafeteria into public toilets.

Huh?

Someone from Housing and Urban Development just told me

- they're tearing the place down. - You're kidding me.

I'm not kidding! We have to pack all our stuff tonight!

Over my dead body!

We're not going anywhere!

We don't have a choice! It's a court order.

Toilets? This is what our lives have come to?

Don't listen to that defeatist!

It's settled, man! He showed me the blueprints and everything!

This can't be, guys.

I love this place. I don't have anywhere else to go.

Okay. I know what'll lift you up.

Who wants to play the Ring of Fire Challenge?

Hey, Mohammed!

Hey, S'aidan!

Stop! What are you doing!

You just couldn't wait to tear it down, could you?

We barely had any time to pack our stuff!

Answer him, the man is talking to you.

Not my problem.

What the...? I'll show you. Hey, look at me.

Hey!

Get your paws off my person, please.

We're praying soon and I don't want to wash up all over again.

What did you just say?

Easy, man. The gentleman is a government employee.

Guys, aren't you all sick of being worthless insects?

I'm an MIT graduate.

But I haven't done anything with my life until now.

My mom keeps calling and asking if I've got a job, found a wife,

and says she wants to see her grandchildren.

What's this?

What is that?

Looks good.

Hey! What are you doing?

I'm looking for a watch.

You're looking for a watch in the trash bin?

A Rolex GMT-Master.

In a dumpster?

I know, man.

But did you notice the kind of neighborhood we're in?

This is the kind of neighborhood where the saying goes...

"One man's trash..."

"...is another man's treasure."

What do you mean?

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Wait, what do we have here?

What's this? There's something there!

It's probably full of baby diapers.

Turns out it's not a PlayStation 4.

What did I tell you?

It's a PlayStation 5!

That's not even out yet!

I don't know if you fully understand,

but people here have connections!

I found something else.

A scooter.

With its very own helmet too!

By the way, this neighborhood is my turf!

From this dumpster to that one,

if I see any of you snooping around, expect my fist in your stomach!

Good afternoon!

Man! He took everything.

Our luck absolutely sucks.

Oh, come on!

What's with him?

You're going to sleep over there?

Saltouh, we were just trying to look for something to eat in a garbage can.

Logically, what's going to be the next course of action?

- Well... - Meet investors?

Tell your secretary

to set you up for the next flight to Zurich on a private jet?

Or sleep on the sidewalk?

Let me get some shut-eye.

Maybe I'll dream about something less humiliating than this crappy reality.

Yes.

That's right. Cry like little girls.

Cry about the kingdom that you weren't men enough to save.

There she is!

So, Dana, what's the latest?

By tomorrow it'll all be done, yes?

Where is he? Where is Fazzee'?

The goose that will make me a golden egg for the board of trustees?

I must see him!

Right here.

- That's Fazzee'? - That is Fazzee'.

Nawf, doesn't it look a little different from the presentation we approved

a month ago?

No, that wasn't the approved version.

That's the one from the presentation.

Yes! That's Fazzee'.

Yes, that's Fazzee'! Masculine! Look at that body.

Just look at those big arms!

Dana, why does your prototype look so different?

Don't worry, it will look like that eventually.

We just want to check if the programming is working.

Right now, this is the primordial exoskeleton.

Okay, can it go for a test run now?

Of course.

Fazzee', the robot of the future.

With the use of our advanced technologies, Fazzee' will always be connected,

swiftly serving at your beck and call.

You need a glass of water?

Fazzee' is happy to fetch it for you. Your kids need a private tutor?

Fazzee' can teach them! You've got a flat tire?

Fazzee' will change it for you!

Fazzee', the robot of the future at your fingertips.

Nice.

For now, try asking him to do something simple for you.

Fazzee', fetch me that pen on the desk behind you.

The red pen, please.

Here you go.

It can talk!

Of course it can talk.

Okay, I have to be somewhere now, but one last request before I go.

Something a little more complex.

Go ahead. Ask for whatever you want.

Fazzee'...

Here are my car keys.

Go to the car and warm it up for me, the green Ford.

Then wait for me there until I come down, okay?

He actually found it!

Bravo! Bravo, Dana!

This is great.

The board of trustees will be emotionally shocked, in a good way!

Fazzee', shock the world!

I guess he interpreted that one quite literally.

Fazzee'.

Get me a cab.

Nawf, call the board of trustees

and let them know we're delaying the meeting for...

- Two weeks. - Two weeks.

- Roger that. - Dana, I need you to take tomorrow off.

I will be getting a lot of questions about... I'd rather not have you around.

I will take responsibility for what happened.

I am going to leave now.

We'll stay in touch.

- Hello. - Dana .

Hello, Mother.

On your way back, I'd like you to go to the grocery store and get some incense.

- Sure. - Don't be late from work,

your dad wants us to have dinner early.

Don't count on me, it looks like I'll be back late tonight.

Okay, then.

Fazzee', return to the lab.

If only I could fly

Like birds

Spread my wings

Let go, and forget about everything

Like butterflies

The best stories

And go to sleep

And determine my destiny

Oh, my dream, why do you drift away And make me run after you?