The first 200 lines.
We started with some of the best comedians
on the funniest comedy reality show here in the Philippines.
Ten of the country's best comedians accepted the challenge
to be part of Riot 10 for one ultimate mission,
They've been eliminated one by one
because of their love for laughter and fun.
And now, the end is near for our two finalists.
Who between Chad and Jerald will go home a millionaire
One million pesos!
Pepe, you can stay here for a while.
-Can I laugh? -Stay for a while...
Yes, you can laugh.
It's your turn to make them laugh.
You will stay here a little bit more to make these two laugh.
And the person who laughs will be eliminated!
And the one who remains
will take home 1 million pesos as the last one laughing!
When Meme said, "Pepe, I'll give you a chance,"
that made me happy again.
It's easy for me to let go of the prize.
The prize for me is to make the audience happy.
Who will be the last one laughing?
Let's go, Pepe.
Hello.
I am Monmon.
I am here...
for my performance.
There will be four of us inside Pepe's body
so we can perform an aria.
Also, this is my swimming pool.
Chupanoni will perform here as a classical singer.
Please get some chairs and sit right in front of me.
You guys are part of the performance.
We'll do a vocal warm-up first.
I'm always amazed by Pepe's talent.
Pepe Herrera is a bad motherfucker.
I almost drowned.
Without even being into the water.
He's swallowing a lot of water!
When they emptied the pail in my face, I got scared.
I thought they threw the pail itself at me, not just the water.
It was that heavy.
At least it's not poop.
I think that was touching.
-Jerald. -Jerald was touched, right?
With so much... passion.
-You delivered the best Lights, camera... -You're great.
-You. -You.
I am amazed by Pepe's acting skills.
Sometimes we don't get him, but he shows a tremendous dedication.
Whether he gets hurt, wet, dirty, he doesn't care.
We respect him. Pepe deserves all our respect.
Why is Tetay back?
Let's clap our hands! This is the second... Wait!
It revolved again? It revolved again.
They went back inside.
Tetay was left behind!
The props disappeared. So funny!
Don't leave me here!
Get off! Get off now!
The host disappeared.
They're so confused.
Wait!
Hey! Get me out of here!
Tetay came back.
I know she is Chad's weakness.
Son of bitch!
You know...
Who are you?
So good!
I was thinking, "Congrats, Jerald." I said, "Is this the end?"
Let's play a game.
That's funny.
We'll play a game. We'll make someone laugh for sure.
The interaction between Negi and the punchlines...
I'm trying to get my soul back because I know I might fail.
I said, "Relax."
Guys, the game we'll play is called...
Are You Gay?
I'm Gay!
Let's go! Go to your spots, Sir Boy, MJ.
Of course, let's give it up for the Cool Cat of Mabalacat,
And of course, the Moonlight King of Kamuning,
Chad!
Chad Kinis!
-Okay. Our game is so... -Let's go!
Why do you keep doing that?
It seems half of your bones are broken.
Okay, help me here. Something's wrong with my neck.
Just a bit more.
When Tetay was doing this...
Like a bobblehead dog.
I need to focus and relax. This is it!
Hey.
Then...
-Your head is heavy, right? -So heavy.
Okay. Players, are you gay?
I'm gay!
Place your hand on the person next to you.
Je, did you know you have a great chest?
Whose abs are these?
Yes, Negi? You went first. Who?
-Divine Tetay. -Are you sure?
I'm sure!
Let's show the answer! Is it letter D?
You're correct!
Question number two. Hands on the chest. Let's go.
How many Filipinas won the Miss Universe?
Letter A, one.
B, two.
C, three, or D, four.
Four?
That sounded like a frog.
-I'm standing over here... -Terrible.
...but I can still smell your fart.
Jayson knows how to control his farts.
And his farts are loud.
I really need to poop.
Is "four" correct?
Boy!
I have to poop!
Boy, you're correct!
The two of you should answer now.
Who has the most points among you?
Sir Boy and I have the same points.
Since you and Sir Boy have the same points,
you must hug.
Okay.
Chad and Jerald, since you two have no points,
you must kiss.
Oh, my God. So romantic.
These two are really in a bind.
No. Let's give them what they want.
Guys, are you gay?
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
It's difficult to make them laugh.
It's difficult to stand here, right?
My hand!
There's a debutante!
Kim is so cute.
Her dress is very pretty.
I am so happy
that the two people left are very close to my heart.
It's like I'm touched by them because they're so close.
I want to use
this time
to share the real emotions in my heart.
Let it go
Sometimes, I think
Why am I so lucky
Someone loves me
Whom I love as well
Even if he's hiding something...
Don't you notice it?
You can't see it on your reflection
It's fine for me I can live with it
I love him so much
Even if it's so thick, his...
Dingleberry...
Dingleberry...
Dingleberry...
The song is so beautiful.
I thought, "Why is the song so serious?"
Turns out she was preparing us for the dingleberries.
Dingleberry...
Dingleberry...
When you look at his behind
It seems something's inside
That's why some people think
He pooped his pants
Baby, you pooped your pants...
Dingleberry...
Okay. You need to fight it.
As long as I can still breathe
When I am eating your...
Ass...
So great.
My performance became a little dramatic.
They almost laughed.
That's personal.
She has seen my ass.
The lyrics weren't funny to me because I focused on her voice.
Instead of laughing, I felt envy,
because I am single.
-Amazing. -Do your best.
Your girlfriend's really good.
-Jerald and Chad! -Yes?
So you have to start your head-to-head battle.
We'll play the classic "rock, paper, scissors."
EXTREME ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS
You need to think of something
that will help you defeat the other.
-Ready! -Head-to-head battle!
Rock, paper, scissors!
What's that?
A SexBomb Dancer being thrown in the air.
A SexBomb Dancer being thrown in the air.
-I win. -What's that?
Nails on a dance stage.
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