Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

- The mutants that stopped that giant monster, they're heroes.

You're heroes!

I saw them.

They saved everyone.

You're heroes.

You're heroes.

You're heroes.

- Leo. - Yeah.

- Leo. - Whoo-hoo.

- Leo! - Dude, come on.

Let's go already. - We're getting breakfast.

Bacon, egg, and cheese!

Ugh.

Dad, why are you still talking in Vermin?

God, it's so annoying.

He's doing it for Scumbug.

She wants him to make more of an effort

in their relationship.

But anyways, just... just go on without me, all right?

I... I'm not hungry. You're good.

Not hungry?

That doesn't even make sense.

What are you doing?

Nothing!

You... you know, it's homework.

He's doing his stories again.

- I'm definitely not working on my comic book!

Just pick me something up.

All righty, you're loss.

- Gonna get that bacon, egg, cheese!

- Fair warning, Leo, I'm going to eat yours.

- "Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,"

issue one, starring Leonardo.

They're heroes.

You're heroes!

- "They're no heroes," she said very dramatically.

They're no heroes.

They're the danger.

One, two, three, four.

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"- In the secret lair of the Ninja Turtles"...

- You guys are going to be there, right?

Not that I'm not great at parties,

but seriously, if you guys aren't there,

I'm going to freak out.

Not go to a party?

Dude, I am the party.

Of course we're going.

It's a costume party.

We've got costumes.

Come on!

Almost.

Ah.

You couldn't have gone with a more shell-friendly outfit?

Come on, just pull.

- I've got a lot going on with my investigations, OK?

So you better show.

Did you know there's a new street gang in town?

- What? Where?

I need new butts to kick.

- Dude, you shouldn't be so aggro.

Hey!

- Sometimes you get farther with a smile and a kind word.

Just saying.

Yeah, sure, Mikey.

Next time I'm in a fight, I'll just tell jokes.

That'll really get him.

- I sent you a pin where the party's at.

And Donnie helped me set up a thing, so we always

know where the other one is.

- Ooh. - Oh, ho.

OK.

- Listen, you better not be late, OK?

Bye.

Ahh, isn't she the best?

We should probably get going.

I'll map us.

- Will you stop touching the phone?

You already broke yours.

Besides, there's no rush.

I looked up party etiquette on Wikipedia,

and it says you're supposed to be there 30 minutes

after start time.

- Let's get there now and hide and then pop out

and surprise everyone.

- You think there's going to be a dance battle?

Will you give me that back?

I got to make sure it's charged.

You don't want to be that guy that's going

around asking for a charger.

Wait, what happened?

Do... Donnie, fix it.

Fix it?

I'm not the IT guy.

You do have that vibe.

Yeah, sure.

OK, fine.

Huh?

It's a bunch of alerts.

There's some kind of mutant sighting.

That's weird, like, suspiciously weird, you know.

- Doesn't matter, because we are going to this party.

- We can't just ignore a rampaging mutant alert.

What if it's Rocksteady or Bebop?

You know how they are.

Or some new mutant that's in trouble?

We should go help.

We'll go check this out and then go to the party,

all right?

It's probably, like, nothing.

Five minutes tops.

According to Donniepedia here, we'll be

getting there right on time.

All right, boys, let's do this.

Let's do this.

Yeah.

Come on, Nardo.

Everyone ready?

Slow-motion walk.

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Dad?

Oh, come on.

You're still talking Vermin?

It's just a party.

Everyone loves us.

We're superstars.

Influencers.

We're heroes.

- I'm not going to let anything happen to us, Dad.

I've got this.

- I'm not worried.

- Humans all seem pretty awesome.

Even if we run into trouble,

there's nothing we can't handle together.

Ahh!

Oh!

What?

Huh.

[sirens wailing, helicopter blades whirring]

Uh, Mikey?

Donnie? Oh!

Guys? Guys?

This is really bad.

Hello?

Raph, is that you?

You better not be messing with me, man.

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OK, co... come out where I can see you.

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Ah!

Ah! Aah!

OK, I got this.

Never mind, I don't got this. Guys!

Ah, ah.

What is that, some kind of robot language?

It's cool but also terrifying at the same time.

Ahh!

Ah!

Oh, crud.

1, 2... ah!

I should have jumped on one!

Augh!

Get off!

Think, Leo, think.

What would Donnie do?

Uh.

Tha... that's it.

I have to reprogram it.

And I have no idea how to do that.

Uh, return to main menu?