Sorry Ms Jackson

All right, let's continue to review.

Newton's Laws of Motion.

Hey, Ms. Jackson,

your husband left you 'cause of that wig?

Maybe she can't afford a new one on a teacher's salary.

If you're done, I'd like to continue.

My grandma has that dress and it's actually from 1985.

Malorie Harper, one more disruption from you,

and I'm going to

And what?

You wanna cry again? Aw.

Hey.

Calvin.

Get out now!

How about your leggins?

Ooh.

Watch this. I learned at theater camp.

You stole my man!

I can't take the pain!

Oh my God, Malorie!

It's all fake.

Learned it at theater camp.

I can teach you some time, Ms. J, I hope.

Line you up with it.

Thank you, Cymone. I'll be here all year.

Hey, Ms. J, you should have seen your face.

Yeah, I thought she was gonna pass out.

Get out, Calvin!

You should really go see a doctor about that, Ms. Jackson.

This is totally going on Facebook.

And three, two...

Enough!

Stop it, y'all, stop it!

Hey, I told ya I could break her now.

This is better than I thought it would be.

Yo, that lady is crazy.

Hmm. Let's see if everything is up to my standards.

At least they have a mirror.

Okay.

Welcome to your escape.

So we're just supposed to survive

off of granola bars and bottled water?

It's an escape, yo, Mal, not a five-star resort.

Yeah, well, you're right about that.

And this one bad thing, babe.

I don't even know who packs this light.

We're the first ones in here, all right? Relax.

Well, I would relax if there was actual food.

Well, I got something for you to eat.

You are so freaky.

- Come here. - Come here.

Not bad.

Okay.

Exactly.

Email, red line.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, girl.

Hey, girl.

You look so cute.

You know, it's too bad that you had to come all this way

just to lose her usual.

Girl, please.

The only thing you've ever been good

at beating me at is being dramatic.

Oh, really?

Well, need I remind you of the senior showcase?

Yes, the first place trophy

looks really pretty on my shelf.

Okay, you win one time

and you ran it for the next 15 years?

Here they go.

Some things never change.

You know, speaking of things that never change,

I saw a little Instagram post.

That school that you're teaching at,

you're using my go-to still.

Really? My students actually going to competition.

Oh, wow.

All right, all right, all right.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

That's enough.

Let's go see the rest of the house.

You sure about this place?

My colleague said it changed him, so.

Mal's already complaining.

This better be different than that.

Is she always like this?

Since high school,

but once you get past the attitude, she all right.

Actually, no. Okay, just Mal.

Oh, well. Change the room.

So y'all don't know that, huh?

Hey, guys!

Hey. Oh my God.

- It's been so long. - Girl, we missed you.

I know.

Hey, brother.

Welcome to the service, man.

Appreciate it.

I'll be waiting for this cool.

I got the man.

Oh, please.

You have not seen us in competition mode yet.

I don't think I wanna see that.

Too late. You're about to witness pure domination.

Okay, in your dreams,

because my husband and I are undefeated.

Girl, please.

So, was that a grand feast?

Yeah, I think they want us to starve or something.

I think we're supposed to ration, you know,

for our level of challenge thing.

All right, I'll hook ya up, don't worry.

I'm sure Malorie's gonna find us at steak somewhere.

Please.

Any escape room, bros?

Shit, I thought you was a pro.

Cymone said this was your idea.

Cymone said you guys go on two trips a year.

Spa, skiing with kids.

Well, she wanted you do something different.

My colleague and his wife, they did,

so there was more than just books and puzzles.

Said it built trust, kind of like relationship therapy.

Relationship therapy?

Hello, hello and welcome.

I hope that you all are ready

for an unforgettable experience.

I'm Kannon Wildes, your host for this experience.

I'll be walking you through the rooms

and recollections of the escape garden.

But, before I start,

does anyone have any questions?

What?

Why are y'all looking at me?

Because you always have something to say.

Yeah, whatever, Harper.

Anyways, I do have one question.

Do you know what's up

with those Kibbles 'n Bits back there?

I mean, we're supposed to be running, jumping,

solving riddles, things like that.

I should think that we should have

something substance on our stomachs,

like you know what I mean?

Yes, I totally agree.

So tonight you all get a hearty dinner

to get all the nutrients needed for tomorrow.

Is that cool, Mal?

That's fine.

Good.

So you all should have received an email

in regards to your assigned rooms for tonight.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

Now, let me walk you through what's ahead.

After dinner tonight,

you all will have time

to get settled into your rooms and unwind.

Breakfast is at 7:00 AM sharp.

7:00 AM?

Miss Kannon, is it? - Mm-hmm.

I don't get up till about nine.

Trust me, you'll need the fuel.

By 7:30 AM, you all will gather here

for your very first challenge.

Each room will be soundproof.

Soundproof. Why is that?

So that all of you can enjoy your challenge

without any interruptions.

Each room will test different skills,

observation,

logic and instinct.

You know the type of things that show you

who people really are?

But more importantly,

it will test how well you work together,

how much you trust each other.

After all, isn't that what you all are here for?

That's right.

Yes.

Tomorrow morning there will be envelopes

waiting right here for you.

Each will contain starting points.

Follow the instructions precisely

because there is no room for failure.

I'll join you for dinner tonight,

but after that,

the next time you will see me

is tomorrow evening at 9:00 PM.

- Sharp. - Exactly.

So enjoy your evening,

get comfortable,

because tomorrow,

well,

let's just say some of you people aren't coming.

Good luck.

Wow.

Okay, what was that about?

Someone's taking their job a little too seriously.

Right, like she was auditioning for horrible.