RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

In 2016,

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

changed the rules forever.

I will not be eliminating any queens this season.

Bitch, what?

Each week, the top two All Stars

will lip sync for their legacy.

The winner of the lip sync will be given the power

to eliminate

one of the bottom queens.

With great power comes great responsibility.

It's a new decade, a new season,

with new rules.

We're going to do eliminations a little differently this season.

You'll never know what or who fate will throw your way.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Ru-veal yourself!

The Ru-volution starts now!

I'm bla-ack.

I'm Shea Couleé.

I know y'all have missed me, but it's okay.

Wow, Ru.

Love what you've done with the place.

She's a great dancer, she's a great entertainer,

she's a great actress.

Oh! 23 skiddoo.

I won four challenges on Season 9.

Vote, bitch.

I felt really confident that I had it in the bag.

This was my spot on Season 9.

Feels kind of lucky.

I was really confident.

But as those rose petals fell

at the Season 9 finale,

it was like watching my dreams

just fall right out of my hands.

I felt like such a disappointment.

I'm sorry, my dear. This is not your time.

Ohh. Mine.

This time,

I came to win.

Season 9 was a taste.

That was the amuse-bouche.

We're about to get into the entree.

We might even get a little dessert.

And they're about to get served.

And cracktion!

-Ooh! -

Guess who's crack in the house, girl?

My name is Miz Cracker. I am 35...

pounds heavier than I was in Season 10.

Oh...

Miz Cracker, if you're nasty.

-And I'm disgusting. -

Is there a hole in the bottom of that box?

Absolutely.

The first time around, I did well,

but I was so worried about being absolutely perfect...

Cracker, you did it perfect once.

You will do it that way again.

I...

fucked myself.

You'll never be good enough.

She's too interested

in trying to control how we see her.

It's, like, let it all hang out, bitch.

Look at this woman!

So this time I'm just going to let things flow

from my distorted brain.

We've been trying to get together and do a thing.

Yas. Yeah, we're doing the biggest of things.

Shea Couleé is talented, beautiful, funny,

and the worst thing is she is a great person.

I hate her.

I thought they were gonna save the best for last,

and I was the opposite of right.

Ahh.

Boricua in the house to take the crown.

Sickening, no?

I'm Alexis Mateo from Season 3

and All Stars 1.

Bam! Bam! Bam!

-Bam! -Bam!

Bam.

I'm a fuckin' drag queen!

Every time I counted you out, you shut me up.

I am a well-rounded entertainer.

I can sing, I can dance, I can act,

and I'm fuckin' Puerto Rican, bitch.

Just like the movie Gremlins,

I got wet one day

and had a drag baby named Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Do you know, when you have somebody that is that gorgeous

and that messy, you know it's my daughter.

Appreciate you. Cut the check later, bitch.

You're welcome.

Coming into this competition,

I'm older and wiser and stronger than ever.

It's Alexis World, and the rest is fucking parking.

Feathers, feathers, feathers.

-Put them in a zoo. -Exactly.

-I am molting today, girl. -It's pretty.

Well, I do declare.

Blair St. Clair is all grown up now...

bitches.

- - I can't!

I'm Blair St. Clair from Season 10,

and I've finally gone through puberty.

Well... almost.

You look really young.

-Bitch! -Bitch!

Season 10 was terrifying.

It's actually been really hard being here without my mom.

I think I was really hiding who I was

because I wanted everyone to like me.

Blair, hold on, Blair. You okay?

I'm good. I'm happy. I'm good.

Today I see myself as a strong bitch.

She's always looking wet.

That's what your man said last night.

Strong, independent bitch.

And people needs to remember that and watch out for that,

'cause I wanna win.

My drag's changed a lot,

and I think some people are gonna be a little shocked.

But that's what I'm here to do. I'm here to shock 'em.

-Yas. -Uh-huh.

Blair St. Clair came out

with some good air under her booty, baby.

Why you so cocky, girl?

She will crack under pressure, though.

In a room full of tens...

I'm always grand prize.

She's here to save the day.

I'm Mariah Balenciaga, AKA Mariah Paris,

AKA Mariah Successful,

AKA Miss Queen of All Stars Season 5.

Prepare to gag on my eleganza.

Aah!

We are the ones who are innovators

and the driving force behind progress in humanity.

She has a beautiful face.

Season 3, I got "You're poised,

you're beautiful, you're elegant."

But my downfall was my Snatch Game.

That is not a wire hanger.

It's a wooden hanger.

It's too much.

Give me my pocketbook. I'm leaving.

And it's taken me almost 10 years...

to refine my stage presence and get back here.

And they're not gonna goop me on this one.

Not this pageant.

Good to see you. You look stunning.

I want to eat you like a palm tree.

Oh.

- Oh, juries. - More and more sparkle.

-Oh! B-- - Oh...

India 2.0 here.

Remodeled, remastered, and ready for action.

Surprise, bitches.

It's India Ferrah from Season 3.

Aow!

There is a "hell, no" storm, okay?

On Season 3, I couldn't break through my shyness.

In prison, honey.

I'm still waiting for your personality to come through.

Sadly, one of the only things I'm known for

is being picked up by Mimi on first.

Get her off of me!

Drag is not a contact sport.

But there's so much more to me,

and I'm ready to show it.

-Season 3 in the house. -Yeah, Season 3, bitch.

Oh, look at this.

-We're a set. -

Same colors.

Ooh, is this a rerun of Season 3?

Cue Western music.

- -She's just nuts.

-Girl, I'm gonna need that. Okay. -I'll trade you, bitch.

Of course, I'll have to have it taken in.

I'll absolutely be swimming in it.

I'm Jujubee from Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race

and Season 1 of All Stars.

Third time's the charm.

-Ooh. -Ooh, bitch!

Come on, Grandma Barbie.

I have never been blown like that in my life.

Miss Jujubee, you give good mouth.

Fuck you. Ha ha ha ha!

Tyra, was your barbecue canceled?

Your grill is fucked.

I made it to top three twice.

It is time to take the crown.

What about Jujubee?

Give me the crown, RuPaul.

Can I have the crown?

Please.

Okay, I am so dressed for all of your funerals,