The Split

- Imagine there's just you and me. - And we'd be happy. - So happy.

You don't get new beginnings if you won't give up what you had.

- I've left Hannah. - No, you haven't.

Do we have to go through with this?

The trip our dead brother-in-law spent months organising?

We have to rub along together for the next 48 hours.

- You're still coming camping? - I'd like to be there.

- Do you even know where we're going? - Do you? - Countryside.

I'm sorry. I can't marry you. I can't do this!

I can transfer the full amount.

No, 50-50. I'll transfer my half tonight.

He defrauded Christie's client of hundreds of thousands of pounds.

Get out!

Get out of my life.

Think about New York.

I have to live.

I have to build a home, a house somehow.

You see, New York,

we could talk all night and nobody cares.

Nobody could hear us.

New York. New York. - Mm. - New York.

Morning.

Morning.

Everyone present and correct?

Did you call Miles? - Hi. - Hello.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Uber driver took me on a crazy route.

- Need a hand? - No, thanks.

You have totally lucked out.

I'm in the camper van.

Also, Brown Owl woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning,

- so watch out. - Great.

- Mum, Tilly took my trainers. - No, I didn't.

- Wear another pair. - Hi, Tills.

So annoying!

Is no-one talking to me?

- Good morning! - Thank you.

- All right, Liv. You know Vinnie. - Hi.

- All right, Lonnie. - Nina, off the phone.

- Want me to do it? - No, thank you.

- Yes, let's go. - OK.

I'm not sure that's going to shut.

- How's everybody back there, OK? - Not too bad.

Yeah, there we are.

Come on!

- That's it. - Go!

OK! Good times.

Well, it's official -- it's the countryside.

Mm. No turning back now.

Sorry!

Sorry.

Food poisoning.

- Sorry. - Mm-hm.

Don't ask.

- Dodgy burger last night. - All right.

- Thanks. - Of course.

- Oh! - It's fine, it's fine.

Say it -- you never liked him.

- It's not... - Say it.

- I never liked him. - Thank you.

- Zander, are you...? - I'm fine.

It's better I know now.

Mm.

Talk to Felix.

He needs to know too.

Stop. Stop! Dog!

- Ah! - Ugh! That's disgusting.

Look at it.

- Here, I'll help you. - I can do it.

All right! Fine, fine.

- Oh! - Whoa!

- About time! - Finally!

Tell Nate I might need a hand here.

- Where is he? - Don't ask.

- Puking. - What? - Food poisoning. Now he needs to go lay down.

Vinnie, come on!

You're right about Nathan. He does look a bit green.

That's what happens when you microwave old take-out

at weird times of the night.

- Shall I take him a bowl? - No, it's the woods, mother. He'll be fine.

- I bagsy the van. - Fine by me.

Er, if they've got the small tent, Hannah,

are you all right bunking in with Nathan and the kids?

Er, no... Actually...

Fine.

- Still alive, then? - No time for funnies.

What don't we do again?

- Ow! - Say it.

Can't.

Microwave a dodgy burger.

Go away, go away. Go away!

There'll be campfire songs later.

You'll be missed.

Do you think it's a sign?

Like another man down.

Oh, gloomy.

No. Sign? He's an idiot.

Teapot -- wonderful.

Thing is, did we remember the tea?

Of course!

I was only asking.

Oh, well done, you two.

So quiet.

Not a Starbucks for miles.

That's the point.

That's why we love it.

- Do we really, though? Do we? - Just take it in.

Have you got any bars?

I've got one bar.

Shit, it's gone.

What is so important?

I am just checking in on the house, making sure it's going through OK.

Good news is, Nathan is sitting up,

while I have resorted to wine.

- Ah, good idea. - Does nobody appreciate this?

Look, there's the swing.

There's... Hannah, it's the swing, it's still there.

- Yeah, it won't be the same swing. - That's not the point.

The point is, this is the place. This is the place we used to come.

Remember? The place.

Yep.

Magic days.

James would've loved this.

He never got to see it.

Really doesn't help, you know.

Fair enough.

Well, cheers, everyone.

- Cheers, darling. - Salud.

- You, you... - Salud.

He would've liked you.

So, family. Ha.

James wanted to do this trip

I guess because he knew there is no me without you.

Thanks, James...

- Thank, James. - Thanks, James. - Thanks, James.

.. for bringing us all together so harmoniously

on what will forever be called The Family Trip.

Snarky.

I mean, there's nothing more annoying than the woman

who has not got off her phone since she got here

- from saying words like that. - Ah, I've got a bar.

- Can you...? - What, look after your baby?

At least I've got one, Rose.

Nina!

What's wrong with you?

Nothing.

He promised he'd call to confirm it's all come through.

Who?

This estate agent.

She's waiting to hear on the new place.

Oh, come on!

How you been?

Sounds like it's kicking off nicely out there.

Smells of sick in here.

I'm trying, Vinnie.

My father...

.. your grandpa, do you remember my dad?

He was a brilliant man.

He always knew exactly what to say.

I used to flatter myself that I was like him, but I'm not.

I mean, you're way more brilliant than me.

Way more like my dad, and I'm the one floundering here.

Is that why you keep on deciding to be a dad?

Yeah, I messed up. I'm sorry.

My only comfort is that the last three turned out

to be pretty incredible, pretty amazing together, and I'm...

.. I'm hoping that somehow he will be...

Bolshy.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's a possibility,

but I think we both know what we're gunning for here.

Somehow he'll be welcomed into the gang.

What my dad never told me was that one day I would fit...

.. with you, with you guys.

I hate the countryside.

Me too.

Hey.

Ignore her, she's just...

It's the truth.

It is.

Doesn't mean I'm never going to have one.

I'm sorry.

The family liaison gave me this.

It's, erm...

It's from the wife of the guy who's got James's heart.

You read it.

Please.

"Dear, Rose.

"We haven't met, but I wanted to write and tell you

"what the gift your husband James gave us means.

"They say families are the bridge to your past and your future.

"He has given my husband back his future

"and us all hope...

".. and the man back that we love.

"Today was the first day...

".. he got to see his children."

- He's got kids. - Mm-hm.

"The first day I think we all believed he might live.

"I know this can't take away from the pain of your loss...

".. but I hope it gives you some comfort

"to know that James lives on in our family...

".. however painful the cost.