Ghost for Sale (捉鬼專門店)

MEMORIAL TABLET

I'm coming, I'm coming.

I'm coming. Be patient, okay?

I might get a little late, just wait.

You bastards are trying to fool me again.

You want some money?

Take it!

You go and enjoy yourself, and I'll go too.

Come back before the light goes out.

It's too cold, I'm gonna have a drink to get warm.

FIVE GENERATIONS

Shit!

Is it here?

No doubt, the person who made the purchase said,

"It's where the golden guardians are painted on the door."

- Then this must be the right place. - Wow, it's great. Fantastic!

We are going to be rich.

- Let's get to work. - Me too.

Let's get to work.

Get out of my way! And you, show me some respect!

Make sure you are handling everything properly.

What are you doing here?

Didn't Uncle Mau tell you? We are shooting here tonight.

Go and set up the light.

Hurry up.

I'm scared!

- Hey! I've told you this already. - What?

I only catch foreign ghosts, so I'm off.

- You are so full of shit. - What?

But we are short on manpower, so stop your bullshit and get to work.

I'm scared!

I am homeless.

I am homeless.

I am homeless.

I am homeless. I wander alone.

No, you go wandering.

Wandering.

BRILLIANT ARTICLES AND LONG LIFE

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ROOT OUT EVIL

Go, hurry up!

Chung Quo, the vanquisher of ghosts and evil beings, please help.

What's wrong? Something is missing.

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Get up.

Get up.

- Uncle Hung? - Uncle Hung?

- Uncle Hung, are you okay? - I'm all right. What happened?

- Wake up! - We're here to help you.

Wake up. Are you okay?

- Wake up! - I don't feel so good.

GHOST HUNTING

Where did they all go?

- Stop. - Come help me.

Push it towards the wall. Hurry up.

Where will you go now?

- What are we gonna do now? - Relax!

- Can we get the money? - Sure...

How dare you hit my Oi Oi?

I won't let you go. Come out!

I will kill you.

Hey, hey!

I will kill you. I will kill you...

Let me do the heavy lifting, okay? Come hold this cloth up for me, hurry up.

This liquid can harm you too, get away.

Is it done? Can we get the money now?

- Are you all right? - We can change it into US dollars.

Are you okay?

GHOST HUNTING COMPANY

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Incredible.

We are rich now. If we keep earning like this every month

we will be billionaires soon.

Rich! We'll be rich.

We'll be rich.

It's ready. Let's try it.

Are you tired?

To work for someone that I love,

it's the greatest honor of my life.

Hey.

How long does it take you to iron clothes?

A few minutes.

But there is one thing that will save you a lot of time.

Save? Save what? How much can be saved?

Save your breath.

- I'm not talking about the money. - Yeah.

You're the one to talk. You always come to my home for free meals.

I'm sure I'll save more money if you stop coming to my house so much.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

What? I just eat my share and the share of my lover Oi Oi.

This is a shaking machine.

With this, you can finish ironing all your clothes under fifteen minutes.

Really?

Go ahead and try it.

I don't feel anything.

Just a minute. It works through your central nerve. Get ready.

Okay. Let's try level one.

It's working.

Crazy! Nuts!

This is fun. Can it go faster?

- Sure, level two. - Let's do it.

Damn.

What happened? Are you all right?

No! How about the maximum level?

- I haven't tried it yet. Want to test it? - No.

- I've to iron the clothes for Oi Oi. - Let's try!

Go try it on yourself.

I'm really smart!

Oi Oi, are you having nightmares again? My God.

I'm going to buy you some chicken blood tomorrow to get rid of the demon.

Let me try some perfume.

So many cockroaches! I should spray.

I'm spraying.

Please, tell...

He is sleeping! Shut up, please. Let me spray.

Tell Oi Oi, it's pay time.

- Pay time? - Yes!

Oi Oi, wear something warm first, so you don't catch a cold.

Pay time.

I wonder how a short guy with small eyes got a girl as nice as Shella.

Unbelievable.

- Uncle Shui, rice or congee today? - Yeah.

Yeah, when will we get enough money to marry?

It's not the right time for it, woman. Get me a cup of tea at 38.5 degrees. Go.

Please treat Shella better. Right?

That's right. You should treat her better. Behave yourself, or you will pay for it.

Shut up and pay up first.

- Now, don't cut our share like last time. - Yeah!

- Do you understand? - Fine.

- You think we're nuts! - Have some tea.

Thanks.

Oi Oi, have some tea please.

Be careful, it's hot!

- Sit. Don't be noisy. - Hey...

Listen, the total is 30,000 dollars.

After deducting the electricity cost, telephone cost, gas,

rent, and other expenses of the company.

What we have left is 4477.70 dollars.

I'll keep it safe for you.

Hey, if you keep the money with you

you'll spend all of it sooner or later.

You should maintain healthy living habits, or else...

They left.

These bastards are really naïve, they don't want the money.

I'm rich again.

Where are you going?

Come on.

It's me who doesn't know how to calculate.

Hey, let's make it 30 percent and 70 percent share?

Forty and 60 percent?

Well, you get 60 percent and I get 40 percent, okay?

That sounds reasonable, let's go back.

You always take advantage of me.

No, they got 60 percent and I got 40 percent.

It's me who will benefit more.

Come in!

Boss, everything is ready.

Look at these shiny shoes. It's prettier than Miss Universe.

Yeah.

Boss, don't bend down. I'll tie them for you.

There's some dust on it. I'll clean it for you.

Actually, you should leave all this small business of shoe polishing to me.

You can leave it to me.

Okay. Extensive preparation eventually pays off.

You only know how to polish shoes, what is the use of that?

You should pay more attention to the amusement park business.

Yeah, the business is not going great at the moment,

but I'm sure under your great leadership, it'll be back on top in no time.

It's okay, no problem!

Please go and take a look at it yourself.

Business! Look, three customers. Come and take a look.

Really?

You should stop trying to flatter me. We have a big problem.

I want you to be honest with me.

Boss, you won't be able to hear my honest opinion.

- Don't worry, I can take it. - It's easy.

The company will be closed soon, and you will not have a bright future.

But it's even worse for me, I won't be able to flatter you again.

You don't have to be this honest.

Why are you sighing? Can't you think of something, a plan?

A plan?

Well, I don't like this guy.

I got it. Cut the expense and get a new income.

Fire few of the useless staff, that's it.

But his family has worked here for nine generations, he is loyal.

But he looks ugly...

it's not good for our image.

He scares the customers away, that's why our business is slow.

So, you do it then.

Uncle Kau. Uncle Kau.

Come here.

Mr. Cha, what's the matter?

Boss Yau wants to talk to you.

Damn it! You betrayed me!

Boss.

Uncle Kau, our business has been slow recently,

so we are laying off some staff.

Right, expenses are a lot, I understand.

That's good, so from next month...

I don't want my salary from next month,