Made in Chelsea

We are back.

And some of us are lucky enough to be off to the countryside

but this was all done very safely.

We were tested, we isolated and we followed all the rules.

Which means that we can stay at each other's houses

and not have to socially distance.

That's if you fancy a sleepover though but do we like anyone in the other house?

-Hmm. We'll see. -Not yet.

Um, but anyone who's not inside the house

has to keep a social distance which includes annoying exes

and their new girlfriends.

Shouldn't they just keep a distance anyway?

-Totally agree. -Anyway, enough of this chat,

let's get down to the juicy stuff.

Party. Here we go, baby.

My best friend's ex-boyfriend, I just can't.

Our friendship's over,

-I'm gonna walk away. -So our friendship

-is fully over because… -Yeah, it is.

I think you're a douchebag, mate.

I can't see any reason why you wouldn't become my girlfriend.

How is all the wedding stuff going by the way?

Who walks who down the aisle? Is that something you think about?

I think we can do what we want, really.

-Love you all, I'll see you later. -I won't be home.

Every time I meet him, I like him more and more.

- You're punching. -You can't say that.

- That's so wrong. -So rude.

You're literally the most beautiful person.

No, stop it.

-I'm so lucky to have you in my life. -I love you so much.

Tristan and I haven't been having the best time.

A relationship is 100/100.

-I know that. -You can't dip in and dip out

if and when you like.

-You can kiss me now. - Can I kiss you now?

Yeah.

You had a wild night last night by the way.

She was the love of my life.

- Hi, nice to finally meet you. -Zara, Tiff, Tiff, Zara.

You two clearly had something amazing

and I have to be around her and it's just not nice.

He said like, "Tiff, you're the best thing that ever happened to me."

But you don't understand the way it was said.

You just don't need to say it in any way.

You're so embarrassing.

Just give it up.

["Let Yourself Be Free" by MacKenzie playing]

Here we go, boy.

We are in for a glorious summer.

I just can't wait to get there and see everyone.

Put your foot on it, Watson, I need a large drink.

["Bygones" by Huxley Ware, Dexter French & Ceezlin playing]

Are you gonna behave yourself this summer, Olivia Bentley?

What on earth do you think?

Let's go get some champagne.

Let's.

- Ooh, how nice is this? - Mwah. It's amazing.

["Bygones" by Huxley Ware, Dexter French & Ceezlin continues playing]

-Freddie. -

- I want the grand tour. - Right, let's go.

How fun.

- I'm so excited. - Ooh.

Have you seen it? It's such a pad like…

- And it's, it's banging. - It's just us three as well.

We're gonna have so much fun.

And we're gonna have so many parties…

-Pause. Pause. - Literally, three blondes,

-what could go wrong? -Pause.

-What? - Plus one.

-Plus who? -I've invited my friend, Paris.

Oh, my god, amazing.

-What? - You'll love her…

-Yes. We're on a girls' trip. - She's so sweet.

And you'll love her as well. She's single, she's beautiful, elegant.

And this has already taken my mind off of, like, seeing Tristan.

Yeah. I think he seems to think that I'm the dictator of you breaking up

'cause he blocked me five minutes

-after they ended. -What?

But anyway, I don't want to get into it

because we're here, we're excited, we're in great vibes and…

Yeah, but I wanna have a really great time

but I'm so apprehensive about seeing him.

-I'm quite happy with our little bubble. -I'm so happy. Honestly.

We couldn't think of a better group, I think.

I think we're gonna have a very, very fun few weeks.

It's like two couples, isn't it?

-Me and Tiff and you and Harv. -

Your both are, like, very in love with each other, right?

Well, I guess so, we haven't said that we love each other.

- Which I think quite weird. -Wait, you haven't said

-that you love each other? - No.

And in my head, I am thinking like, I know he definitely--

He doesn't make me feel like that he doesn't love me,

I know that he does love me but he just hasn't said it.

-Yeah. - How's the sex life?

-Yeah, the sex life's still good. - That's good.

We're all good in that sense, that's fine.

We've been having our, um…

-lockdown batteries… -We've been having our what?

-I didn't know what you… -Your batteries.

I didn't know what you were gonna say then.

Stocking up on the batteries.

Can I tell you what Tiffany did?

So she comes, she does something in her room,

rushes out and rushes into my bedroom and closes the door

and stands there for a few minutes and I was like, "What are you doing?"

And she was like, "Ah, seeing if you could hear my vibrator in my room."

- -

But being single is the bollocks, I'm not even joking.

Not having to worry

-about anyone else is just ideal. -Yeah.

Also, but also not, like, wanting to meet anyone and just…

What's been going on with Miles, anything?

-No. It was fun but that's done now. - Okay.

- Oh. -Hello, hello.

- Oh, my goodness. -Hello.

-It's like Magic Mike himself. -

You are ripped by the way, like what?

What, he's got bigger boobs than me. I can't believe it.

-Um, do you feel amazing? - Unreal.

-It's the best I've ever felt. -You honestly look exceptional.

Oh, thank you, I've actually brought my trainer.

-Oh. -Can you not go anywhere

-without each other now? No. - No, I can't.

-I need him. -You guys, it's an absolute bromance.

-Isn't it? -Isn't it? No, he's a top boy.

There you go, he's hot single guy.

-He's in the pool at the moment. - Is he?

Well, listen, girls, it's been fun, I'll, uh, I'll leave you to it.

["In The City Lights" by Nine One One playing]

God, I've missed you.

Honestly, I, I, there were a lot of times…

- Mm-hmm. -…when we were like on lockdown

and I was really bumming out and I thought to myself,

"Well, it's all right 'cause I bet Jay's in the same position."

Mate, I, I had, okay, so this is how bad it got at one point.

That, like, we would, we'd wake up in the morning

and honestly I, my, you know when you wake up

and your eyes are, like, half, like, closed,

I woke up then I looked over at Habbs

and Habbs suddenly looked at me and went, "Ugh."

- Oh, my god. -She honestly, like, huffed at me

and I was like, "This is just, like, not good."

But then,

-we got over that point and it was okay. -Yeah.

And then it went bad again.

Mate, I, I thought, I thought before, like, being with Habbs,

I was literally like, perhaps soul mates don't exist.

-It was a lie, everyone's lying. -Everyone's lying.

-Yeah, heh, just stop-- -And it's like, this, like, romantic

like, Disney style, like, thing, it's not true.

Same probably with Zara but meeting Habbs

I'm like, no, actually, there is, like, true love out there

and there is, you know, that frickin'…

We're growing!

Growing, man, which is so sweet.

- Yeah, yeah. -

- Hi. - Hey.

- Oh, hello. - Oh, hey.

This is Paris.

-Oh, my god, you look amazing. -Shut up.

Oh. Hey, by the ear, how are you?

I'm Verity, lovely to meet you.

- I just fully snogged you. -Hello, darling, lovely to see you. Mwah.

-Hello, darling. -You guys look amazing.

-You look amazing. - Welcome.

Aww. Thank you.

Yeah, we got so much planned, we're gonna get…

-Just gonna have a load of fun. -Just have a huge parties.

-I'm so happy you're here. -I'm excited.

Are you a good party girl?

-I think Amelia knows that one definitely. -Oh. Oh, oh.

-Why do you think we're friends? -That's how we met actually, so…

That is the most important thing.

Yeah, so I went to school in Sloane Square

but now, I tend to go out in either Mayfair or Chelsea.

I just can't wait to introduce you to, uh, the other house as well.

-I know. -Yeah, I'm excited to meet everyone.

To be fair, there's one single guy over there as well.

- Yeah, that's not happening. -Who's that?

- That's not happening. -Tristan.

-Oh, is this a bad egg? -Yeah, it's a bad egg.

-He's not a bad egg, poached, poached egg. -He's not a bad egg.

-A rotten egg. - Bit scrambled.

- -Little bit scrambled.

Check this out. Boosh.

Is that your unique selling point?

That's how I go with the ladies.

The lady, singular.

Yeah. Oh, you're right.

-I forgot. -Mate, you're off the market

these days, don't forget that.

-I know. It's a big change. -Fully…

No, I'm, you're, I'm bloody impressed with you, mate.

-You've done very well. -Yeah.

I went into lockdown and then got dumped savagely

-two weeks in. -Yeah. Well, I haven't,

I haven't actually heard much about that. What? So…

-Oh, mate. -What happened?