Episodes

No. No.

Oh, good. There you are.

Hey. See what Sean thinks.

See what Sean thinks about what?

Isn't this top too booby for Nicola?

Uh...

I'd... I'd have to say, can one ever be too booby?

Thank you! I have spent a lot of money

believing the answer to that question is no.

I'm gonna find you something else.

So, what's up? Um...

Thanks.

I've got the new pages for the library scene.

You go to him now. That way,

it really puts the pressure on him.

Let's see.

This is so much better.

Is it? Oh, yay. Yeah, it works now.

You're so good!

Well...

Morning likes the rewrite.

I can see that.

I should probably... Right.

Try this.

What was I supposed to do?

I'm talking to her, and she just takes her top off

like I'm not even there.

Oh, please. She knew you were there.

She's an actress. They're very free with their bodies.

All I'm saying is, that was a choice.

She could've gone in the back to change.

Or... here's an idea...

she could just have turned round. But no.

She decided that was the perfect moment

to bring out the bazooms.

Bazooms? Yes.

Technically, those aren't breasts.

They're bazooms.

You can look it up in The Big Book of Tits.

Darling, look at me.

Hi. You have nothing to worry about.

I am totally immune to her bazooms.

All right.

I mean it.

I said all right. All right.

All right? All right.

One more round?

All right. All right.

Is today over yet?

Actually, Matt has these tickets

for this charity thing tonight, and he was wondering...

Oh, please, no. All I want to do

is go home and sit in a nice hot bath.

Can we get out of it?

You can. He only has one extra.

And, of course, he only invited you.

You just said you didn't want to go.

That's not the point. It's my point.

What if I wanted to go? But you don't.

You just asked to get out of it.

Whoosh... you're out of it. Any more wishes?

Are you being intentionally dim,

or do you really not get...

It's you who doesn't get it.

Of course he's not gonna invite you to things.

He knows you didn't want him for the part.

You talk to him like he's an idiot.

And, lest we forget, you hate him.

Still, that's no reason not to invite me.

Yeah, yeah.

So, what is this charity thing that I'm not invited to?

It's for rape.

It's for rape?

No, it's not for rape.

It's not... It's not pro-rape.

It's to prevent it, or to...

take care of women after...

I don't know. Rape is involved.

You wouldn't have enjoyed it anyway.

There's this whole wine-tasting thing.

Wine-tasting and rape?

And I believe there's a singer.

Uh...

Oh, good.

She's here.

What do you think?

Well, uh...

I like that she's wearing a top this time.

Mm-hmm?

But where's the bottom?

What are you saying?

Uh, the skirt. What?

Too short?

Heh.

She's a librarian

in a boys' boarding school.

I'm guessing it's not within her job description

to show the boys her vagina.

They might go to the library more.

Look at it with the glasses.

Hmm?

Right. So, now it's a vagina with glasses.

Tell me again... what you want.

Obviously, I'm not getting it.

As incomprehensible as that is,

we need something tasteful, stylish,

less, uh... gynecological.

Hey, kids!

Ohh! Love that!

Thank you!

Isn't it great?

It is not great!

Because she's a librarian!

Well, a TV librarian. Exactly.

Meaning?

No one ever stopped watching a TV show

because the librarian looked too hot.

You're not gonna actually see my vagina.

And yet, we'll all know it's there.

Look, let me be absolutely clear about this.

This skirt... and her reproductive organs...

are not... I repeat... not going in my show!

Let's get you out of this, honey...

before she kills somebody.

I'm... I'm sorry. That was...

Come on. Let's take a walk.

No, I'm fine, really.

I know, I know. Just walk with me.

Okay, what's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

Really, it's all good.

Gotcha. Nice fists.

Oh. Oh, it's all incredibly tedious.

So, bore me.

Oh, I've just had a rather difficult day.

And by "day", I mean month, month and a half.

Oh. Not having fun?

Fun?

No. I...

You really want to hear this?

Yeah, I really do.

Every day, I...

feel like we're making this show worse.

I can barely remember why I liked it to begin with.

I hate L.A.

I'm sick of the sunshine and the mojitos.

I... I am tired of feeling fat

when I'm not fat.

You're not fat. Thank you!

Am I fat?

No! You're not fat!

Really? Ohh, I hate my ass.

I used to have such a great ass.

So...we're done with me?

Oh, sorry. Ha ha ha!

Go on.

Sean would kill me for saying this,

but if you told me right now this whole thing was off,

oh, I'd be home in a heartbeat,

and I wouldn't mind a bit.

But you're not gonna tell me that, are you?

Sorry.

Good night, Tim.

Oh, Christ.

See you guys tomorrow.

Honey...

it's gonna be all right.

We'll find a skirt.

I know we will.

Look at you, all glamory.

Thanks.

You did that fast.

What are you up to tonight?

I've got that benefit for the rape prevention thingy.

Oh, um...I believe Sean's gonna be there.

Yeah, I know. We'll miss you.

Night.

I didn't see him behind me

until it was too late.

He hit me with a piece of pipe,

and before I could scream,

he had his hand over my mouth.

But mine was...

I once did a pilot with her.

Hmm.

Not a good actress.

...18% of all victims were raped by a stranger.

82% were attacked by someone that they know.

I think she does voice-overs now.

For, like, cartoons and shit.

...and why your support

is so vitally important.

Women have to know how to protect themselves...

You want to open the wine?

I think we're supposed to wait.

I am also speaking here as a mother...

It really should breathe.

All right. Okay.

Over 80% of the women

who report being raped are under 25 years old.