Living With Yourself

Hillston pitch is in 20 minutes.

Both feet in today, okay, Miles?

You're welcome.

Hillston.

I don't have anything. Just... I need a little more time.

I just need a couple of days.

Just to nail it.

Just a... Just...

Just a couple...

Dan.

You've been a pleasant surprise lately.

You need more time, too?

Ooh.

No, ma'am.

Oh.

Thanks, Miles.

Be a pal, pass these out.

Pal, take one, pass it down.

There we go.

Hillston...

-wants us to... -Uh...

...refresh their brand image.

But how about we refresh their...

reality?

Ooh!

- Yeah! -

It's Dan's party!

Yeah, Jerry.

Hey.

What happened to you, man?

I mean, you used to hide behind interns, but now you're... you're so you.

I don't know, one day I just decided

to start looking people in the eye and tell 'em,

"Hey,

we're gonna be friends."

And so, now you can just magically sell Pool

on something as ridiculous as those glasses?

Oculi are the balls, dude.

Okay, okay. Hey, hey. You... you really wanna know my secret?

-No. -I went to...

a spa.

Your secret is you paid for a handjob?

No. No, no, no, no. Not that kind, okay? Um...

It was like this cleanse...

full mind,

body, soul.

You have to be recommended by a previous client,

and it's highly exclusive.

Mm. So, how'd you get in?

I know people.

And it is coin, I'm not shitting you.

But ever since then,

I am on fire.

So why are you telling me?

-When one succeeds, we all succeed. -Oh, come-- Bullshit.

Okay, look, I get a 10% referral fee.

Plus...

to be honest with you,

I'm not exactly worried about the competition.

Oh.

Ow.

Was that the credenza?

No, it's all right.

I'll be up in a minute.

Hello?

Good morning, Mr. Elliott. This is South Hill Fertility Center

calling to confirm your appointment for today.

All right.

Hi, Hugh.

Let me guess, Mr. Elliott. Another reschedule?

Honey.

We're never gonna be able to make a baby

if you won't keep your first appointment. It's like...

birds and the bees stuff.

It's...

It's so expensive, you know.

Well, then, what else have we been saving for?

I mean... And, you know, your work will pick up.

You know, a sperm analysis is nothing to be ashamed of.

God, could we just...

Let's just talk about it later, all right? I don't...

Let's not ruin a nice morning.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to ruin this nice morning we're having.

Don't know how many more of these nice mornings I can take.

Honey, um...

What?

-Where do we keep the light bulbs again? -

Uh, I don't know. The laundry room maybe?

-Right. -

Top Happy.

Uh, yeah. Hi. I'd, uh, like to make an appointment, please?

Fifty thousand dollar.

One-seven-three-zero highway 27,

across from a Curves.

I'm gonna kill Dan.

God, what am I doing?

First time?

Uh-huh.

You?

Six.

Hello?

Hello?

Welcome to Top Happy Spa.

- -Oh, God.

Cucumber water?

-Was that Tom Brady outside? -Sorry...

client confidentiality is our number-one priority.

You were referred by...?

Dan Grannam. I work with him.

Ah, yes.

Did he tell you about Top Happy, the process?

No, not really.

Life.

Am I right?

Yeah. What?

The path of life

brings us many troubles:

sadness, fear,

humiliation,

pain,

short telomeres,

bad DNA,

old body, old chemical,

bad life.

Our exclusive process:

rebuild your DNA better than ever.

A better you.

The best you can be.

Okay?

Okay.

That's what I want.

Um, excuse me?

Is there a reason I'm wearing a diaper?

Is this gonna take long?

Just calibrating the equipment.

What are you doing?

Aah.

Aah... Aah!

Aah.

What's that?

What is this?

Make you more comfortable.

I feel like I'm...

Okay.

Aromatherapy thing, I think?

What?

What is...

- -

What's that?

What?