Below Deck Down Under

Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under..."

-Hello! -Oh, my gosh.

Oh, God, Joao.

So how do you know him?

Not a surprise.

Get mentally prepared to have a busy day.

We’re down a teammate. I gotta really step it up.

I will do my best, I promise.

We are ready.

Harry, I’m Laura. Fully shaved.

I’ve never met porn stars before.

I’m itching to take all my clothes off right now.

It’s not right.

These guys really need to be whipped in shape.

Oh, yes!

Are we on to watch the sunset from the sun deck?

Are you asking me right now?

-I’m asking you. -Yeah!

We were literally just having a moment.

I’m pretty sure he was literally about to kiss me.

-And you ----ed it up. -Give her a kiss.

Thank you.

CV of the new second stewardess that’s coming.

Oh, she’s pretty.

Looks like she’ll be here for dinner service.

She needs assistance.

Joao, you want to go for a kayak, mate?

Yeah, no worries.

Do you want a paddle or should I do all the work?

We have to get this tender up.

Get her out of the water.

Stop! Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Boom down, mate. Boom down.

No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey!

Wait.

Let the bow go a bit. Let the bow go.

-Come anti. -Here you go, bro.

Come anti.

Come here, guys.

It’s where you need to be.

Okay. Stop there.

Cable down. Cable down. Cable down.

Got a switch.

Cable down.

Chill. Chill.

Cable down. Get it in.

Cable down.

Stop. Oh, .

Lord.

That was pretty strong, man.

-I know. -Hold on.

Cable down.

Whoa. -What happened?

I think it just started swinging.

It was more than a swing. We didn’t have no control.

Fair enough, cap.

I think you might have had it on fast.

I’m sorry, cap.

When lifting a tender, the controls have

a fast and a slow speed.

We want to be operating on a slow speed.

We’re in charter four now, this is something

that the boys should know.

If you get a swing on, it can really cause some damage.

It’s fixable, but they’ve got to come out.

That’s where accidents will occur.

It’s fixable, but they’ve got to come out.

Okay.

We’ve got some repair to do.

I am embarrassed.

This happened in front of the guest,

but at the end of the day, the tender’s fine.

There’s a railing that’s broken at the bottom,

so we’ll have to repair that.

It’s a $700 fix. We can get that done.

Culver was very lucky.

This is so cool, though.

I’ve never seen anything like this.

This is so pretty.

I’m so happy up here.

We’re ----ing launch in this thing

and hurricane swells by ourselves.

Do you want to see our new stew?

Yeah.

Oh, I do.

Jaimee Neal.

Man, she’s young.

She’s so pretty.

Great. She’s ----ing gorgeous.

For four years, she was on a real busy

charter boat 50 meter.

I’m excited to get a new stew, obviously,

but I just wish she was ugly.

Thanks a lot, Jason.

Thank you.

Honk if you’re horny.

Let’s go into the jacuzzi, please.

Do you want a drink?

Johnny, what shot do you want? Tequila?

Tequila’s fine.

-And a margarita, please. -Absolutely.

I’m going to go down and one other person

because we don’t need more than two people up right now.

I’ll go down for a bit.

Can I have you a second?

Yeah.

What are you making?

Cake for tonight to place on her.

Do you think these are just too big

to place on her body?

Those could be, like, on her nipples, honestly.

She’s just going to come in here and are you going to...

No, I take everything up.

I do it in front of everyone.

Tonight for dessert, we’re going to have the primary.

Primary Laura would like to be served as dessert,

her body decorated by the chef.

I’m going to paint her in chocolate,

put cakes on her, strawberries, berries, maple syrup.

This is a new one for me. I’m really excited.

It’s going to look amazing.

Does anyone want a jelly belly?

Oh, my God.

What’s up, Hot Tub Gary?

Oh, look who’s here.

So we did a bit of damage up there, lifting that tender up.

I think Culver might have been in fast motion,

which caused a bit of jerkiness.

-It was a bit swelly. -Yeah.

However, probably the wrong person to have on the controls.

Yeah.

The tender’s crashed into the side.

Firstly, not good, of course.

But also, when a captain gets involved with things like that,

it just shows that there is lack of trust,

because they don’t know what they’re doing.

So I want to prove to Jason that he can trust me.

So who’s on now, Adam and Culver?

-Yes. -Culver, what’s he up to?

-Should be on deck. -Good.

We have our tops off. Can you have your top off?

I can make mine like a crop top thing.

Yeah.

-I have shots. -Oh, my God.

Here we go.

-Okay. -Cheers.

Cheers.

Everybody good? You need anything else?

Can I get a whiskey sour?

Yes.

I love them so much.

Laura getting fired was a huge blessing.

I’m finally getting a chance to prove myself and work my way up.

And then this new stew coming in.

She’s been in yachting longer than me,

so now I have to go back to where I was.

And I’m not really going to grow in laundry.

It’s delicious.

Deck crew, deck crew, we should have an inbound tender.

Look out for it.

Our other crew member is coming.

-Hello! -How are you?

-I’m good. How are you? -Watch your step.

How you going?

Thanks for coming. Short notice.

So happy to be here.

Straight through there. You can meet Margot.

Do we want to use these?

They look like for a kid’s birthday party,

but I like it.

-Oh, hi. -Hi.

How are you?

-Wet hug. -Oh, hello.

-What’s your name? -Jaimee.

-I’m going to be your roomie. -Oh, amazing.

Yay.

Let’s get into it.

-I’m ready. -I’ll take you to your room.

-I’m ready to go. -Yay.

New stew.

Who the got this running?

What a waste.

It’s really difficult to keep chocolate melted.

I’m testing every single different type of chocolate:

chocolate and butter, chocolate and condensed milk.

If you need to know it’s sh--, don’t do it.

It turns to rock.

And last minute I was like,

I’m going to make a thick, hot chocolate

and see if it works.

Better.

You look like you’ve got really good experience.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, my last boat, I was chief stew for a year.

-Yeah. -Oh, amazing.

Like, I’m fine with cleaning, love laundry...

-Perfect. -...love table decos.

Yes!

Oh, my God. I love you.

I’ve been in yachting about five years.