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I need ten sexy Aussie singles, and I need them now.
Hey, big boy, report to Love Island immediately.
-Good morning, Perth. It's another cold... -
Pack your bags, gorgeous.
Two down, eight to go.
It's six weeks, babe. It wouldn't be fair to you.
Sorry, babe. It's not you, it's Love Island .
Naughty boy. Who's next?
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Nice puppies, babe. Come to Spain.
Ready to score? Come to Love Island.
Welcome to Love Island.
Hola.
Hola , welcome to Mallorca.
The temperature outside is scorchio.
Whoa! A hottie!
We're a world away from the Aussie winter...
on the Spanish party island of Mallorca.
Hi, Justin.
Ten sexy singles longing for love.
The long, hot summer begins right now.
One boat! One bird!
It could only mean one thing: Spain!
Welcome to Love Island , where ten of Australia's hottest singles
will spend the next six weeks looking for love
in this secluded Spanish villa.
Well, secluded apart from the 69 cameras, 86 microphones,
and crew of 300 that'll be watching their every move.
The islanders will be cut off from the outside world,
and the only contact they'll have is with each other.
How much contact could decide their fate.
The name of the game is to get coupled up as quickly as possible.
Islanders who find themselves without a partner
will also find themselves on the first plane out of paradise.
Oh, yes, I am Irish. They begged Karl Stefanovic to do this gig,
but I agreed to work for Guinness instead of money.
So, let's meet the girls.
-Hi, it's so nice to meet you! -Nice to meet you!
-I'm Millie. What's your name? -I'm Cassidy. Nice to meet you.
Oh, my...
- Are you kidding? -Oh, my God!
This is insane.
-Oh, my gosh! -Jacuzzi!
Yes!
I will never get over that view.
All right, let's try this.
-Try not to pop someone's eye out. -
I.e. me or you.
Shoot it out into the beautiful view. Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God. -Fuck my life, damn it.
-I love it. There we go. -Okay, you ready?
I am shaking so much.
-Cheers! Congratulations! -
We should just stay here. Screw everyone else.
I know. Oh, my gosh, it's crazy.
-I'm so excited, though. -I am too.
-I'm so glad I'm finally here. -Look at the day beds.
That's good. If you don't like someone, you can sleep out there.
At least it's a nice view.
I'm Millie. I'm 24. I'm from the Northern Beaches in Sydney,
and I work at a doggy day care.
I love my job. All day long, playing with puppies.
My best feature, physically, is my butt,
and non-physically, is my banter.
Butts and banter.
My ex-boyfriend, I found him in the shower with another girl.
Absolutely broke my heart. What an arsehole.
What I miss most about having a boyfriend
is someone that loves you at your butt-ugliest.
The day before a fake tan, when you haven't been to the gym,
they'll tell you you're beautiful.
You know you're not. But... ...it's nice that they think so.
What are you looking for? What's your type?
-Give it to me. -In a guy, like, physically,
brunette, tattoos, masculine.
-Rugged around the edges kind of thing. -Yeah.
Someone who's like a boy's boy. What about you?
Sounds like we'll be competing for the same guy.
There's gonna be competition between all of us girls.
-I kind of go after what I want. -Good. See, I respect that.
I won't compete for the sake of it, but if I see something I like,
-I'm really obvious. -I don't deal well with competition.
-I'm just such a little coward. -Really?
I'm so polite. I'm a mess when it comes to boys.
-I don't know how to speak to them. -You're gonna have to learn here.
-Yeah, throwing myself in the deep end. -Yeah, exactly.
G'day. My name's Cassidy. I'm 23.
And I come from a small country town called Echuca.
I work as a waitress at a pub called the Dick.
Honestly, I love just mentioning that I work at the Dick
and saying things like, "That's just the service you get at the Dick."
I am not a high-maintenance girl.
I will walk out of the house without make-up on.
I will go as long as I possibly can without washing my hair.
I am very shy when I meet guys.
I don't really know how to speak to boys.
I want a guy that has a surfer vibe.
Has to be athletic and be able to throw me around.
I don't want a pretty boy.
-I like tall, really tall. -Oh, really?
And rugged. That's about it, tall and rugged.
I don't like juiced up, but I like someone bigger than me.
Yeah, I like someone bigger than me, like a footballer, athletic build.
Footballers are kind of like my kryptonite.
-So, I go after footy guys usually. -I'm gonna try and avoid them.
-'Cause they're just not good for you. -I love tradies.
Yeah. I love tradies too,
but they do, like, fart a lot and stuff. You know?
What's up, sexy?
- Hi! -Oh, my God! Hello!
Oh, my gosh, you're so hot.
No, you're really skinny and tall.
-Nice to meet you. I'm Millie. -I'm Erin. Nice to meet you.
-Lovely to meet you. I'm Cassidy. -Cassidy, Erin. Nice to meet you.
-Where's the alcohol? -Come on over.
So, do my tits look good?
Of course they look good.
My name's Erin. I'm 23 years old.
I'm from Melbourne, and I'm your naughty nurse.
My best feature would be my eyes.
My type is probably every girl's type out there.
He has to be taller than me, has to be muscly,
has to have neck tattoos, great smile, but he has to be funny.
My previous dating history is shit.
Not shit on my behalf. I'm great. It's them.
If I'm in the villa and I see something that I want, I will get it.
I'm gonna threaten the girls and say,
"That's my man. If you go for him, I will kill you."
Is that good? Cut.
Your boobs are amazing.
Sorry, can I just perv on you for one second?
I feel like I should really suck it in around you girls.
No, don't be silly. You're amazing.
You look great! Look at your arse. It's nice.
-Oh, my God. -So, what do you guys do?
-I work with dogs. -Yep.
You'll be able to handle men real easy then.
-Studies have shown... Not really so far. - Here's hoping.
So what are you looking for in a guy?
-Like, obviously good looks. -I like tall, brunette.
-I like muscly, I like tattoos. -Neck tattoos?
Any tattoos. What about you?
-Taller than me. -Well, that's anyone. I'm kidding. Sorry!
Oh, my God, she is like a model.
Hi, I'm Tayla. I'm 21 years old.
I'm from Perth, Western Australia, and I'm a radio presenter.
I've done quite a lot of modelling,
and I'm also a former Miss Universe Australia.
So, I'm half Lebanese, half Australian.
Pretty much going to family functions
is a scene out of My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
I think I come across as quite intimidating
because I do have a big personality.
I have quite a set type.
Blond hair, blue eyes, nice and muscly, tan.
Bring on the boys.
-Cheers. -Cheers!
Let's just get straight into it. What guy are you into?
Okay, here we go. Blond, blue eyes.
Oh, well, that's nothing like what I want.
-So I get him? -Yeah, you get him.
No, we're not just giving up men like that.
It's so weird to think that you could know someone walking in.
-That's what I fear. -My worst fear is knowing one of the guys
and already dating them, 'cause I've dated a load of guys.
Imagine if an ex walked in.
I'm so excited! This is gonna be amazing.
Wow, this is amazing!
-Hi! -Hello!
Hi, girls!
Just quickly... I look good? And my hair?
Hi, my name's Natasha. I'm 24 years old, and I'm from Perth, Western Australia.
When people meet me, they think Barbie doll, blonde hair,
and think that I'm a bit of a bimbo, but I'm definitely not.
I'm a business owner, and I own my own hair and beauty salon.
I enjoy the finer things in life.
I've dated doctors, I've dated surgeons,
I've dated millionaires.
I think it is important to be picky because I don't want no toilet cleaner.
It is a deal-breaker, actually, if the guy doesn't have a boat.
But, you know, maybe they can buy one next summer.
I was lucky enough to party with Justin Bieber.
I'm not allowed to say anything 'cause a girl doesn't kiss and tell.
So yeah.
God, your bikini is so nice. Like two big Christmas balls.
-Hi, I'm Tash. -Tash, I'm Millie.
Nice to meet you.
-You look so familiar. -Yeah, are you from Perth?
-Yes. Are you as well? -Yeah.
Okay, that makes sense.
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