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What does Oprah like to eat?
Oh, she loves fresh fruit all around.
She may even bring her own avocados.
- Oh! - Now, this evening, Geffen.
Just coffee and tea.
He'll show up in Reeboks and jeans.
This slob look is a Hollywood thing.
Do not take it as disrespect.
And tomorrow, Magic.
Given his cameo in Donald's whole tape mess.
Let's roll out lunch fit for a king.
Oh. Mm-hmm.
Gotta be fast, DJ.
Gotta read my mind a little bit.
Look into the future. How you gonna cover Kevin Durant if...
Come on, man. Let me go.
Let me do you. I go... I go until I miss. That's the rule.
Taking advantage of a man while he getting his ankle worked out.
You need to win that bad, coach? Oh-ho-ho.
I see somebody else want a piece.
We got Game One coming up against Oklahoma City.
I'm gonna let you touch these gorgeous hands?
I won't touch you if you're fast.
You hear this shit, DeAndre? Mm-hmm.
The only man a more competitive psychopath than you is me.
So if you think I'm gonna kick off the semi finals... Damn.
- Oh! - Slap hand champ of the west.
The undefeated.
The fastest draw.
The man who took you through the Sterling bullshit,
is the man who's gonna take you to the Championship.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Are you ready to make history?
Shelly, meet Patrick Soon-Shiong.
The only man who can transplant a kidney
and sink a jump shot.
We have every sushi you can name
and five you've never heard of.
Will Mr. Sterling be joining us?
He has entrusted the search
for a buyer to Mrs. Sterling.
But Donald is ready to sell.
He understands in his way.
Does Shelly know about this?
Why are you bringing up a painful subject now?
I'm sorry... Am I not coping with enough trauma?
We're not speaking. Okay...
Um, just press pause, and take a break.
Maybe this isn't the optimal time
for an apology to her.
Maybe after the season, right? O-Oh!
In the New Year, right?
A time of... of renewal,
of resetting resolutions.
Um, may... How about, um, repentance?
Andy. Yeah.
People have a misapprehension of who I am, don't you agree?
They... Well...
I should let them think I'm a bigot
and you're a bigot's little helper?
You're unemployed, Andy, and I can't help you until I help myself.
Right. Uh, move the furniture around as needed.
I'm not attached to the layout.
Thank you for letting us do this at your home.
You've given me a forum to prostrate myself an apology.
How can I repay you?
It's not necessary, Mr. Sterling. Here.
Ever sat courtside at a play-off game?
Not to watch Blake Griffin and Chris Paul
beat the balls off Oklahoma City, you haven't.
We have to fly back to New York tonight, but thank you.
You're a distinguished looking man, you know that?
Piercing eyes like the bald eagle.
Immediately, one trusts you. I hope you trust me.
Andy, how long has this been here?
Can you get the man some fresh water?
Okay. Um, I don't think we can offer them tickets.
I still own the team.
["The Star-Spangled Banner" playing]
Chris Paul, you suck!
Where's your State Farm sweater vest, you corny little chump?
Why don't you throw your shirt on the floor? Weak-ass bitch!
I thought "We were one."
White boys sound like they ready to brawl.
I don't hear nothing.
So now you're tied 2-2 with Oklahoma City
and you've got a bruised hand.
Do you thrive under that pressure?
Every game I got the same drive to win, man.
When people say I have a Napoleon complex,
I just hear I'm a small guy who does great things.
How closely is the team following
Shelly Sterling's search for new ownership?
The only thing the guys are following is my lead on the court.
Nice. All right, thanks, Chris.
No, thank you.
Going to the pool? Going to the finals, baby.
DeAndre? Hello?
Has your big ass fallen and can't get up?
The hell you got going on, boy?
I am not a racist.
I have never been a racist.
I will never be a racist.
- I made a terrible, terrible mistake. -
- And I am here to apologize... - Hey, Chris looking for me.
Should I invite him? Yeah.
...and to ask forgiveness for all the people I hurt.
- What are you sorry about? - I've hurt so many people.
So many innocent people and I have hurt myself,
and I want to apologize to my partners.
They're really gonna let him apologize.
You know these motherfuckers get second chances all the time.
You know, they have backroom-rich-man deals though.
They gon' all circle up their little golf carts at the country club...
...and give him back the team on the DL.
Clothes and cars and houses...
What the fuck is this, a slumber party?
Y'all for real? You're giving this asshole a minute more of your time.
We got Game Five tomorrow, dummies. Tighten up.
Let it fuck you up now or fuck you up later.
No. And give stupid-ass DeAndre back his stupid-ass IceMan.
I'll go back to my room, pray, and Skype my kids.
The comments caught on tape echo charges made by Elgin Baylor.
No, no, no, no, no, no. You're trying to connect them.
Well, he made a claim that you had a plantation mentality.
What the fuck is he saying?
I don't know what that means to have a mentality.
- What? - Motherfucker, not knowing is the problem.
To have a plantation mentality is to feel like you own these guys.
I think you have more of a plantation mentality than I do.
I think you're more of a racist than I am.
Magic Johnson has said he would never attend a game
while you were owner.
I'm hurt...
but it doesn't matter. He acts so holy.
I don't think this is an apology anymore.
Big Magic Johnson. What has he done?
- Well, he's a business person... - He's got AIDS.
- What the fuck? - Are you fucking serious?
Did he do business? I'd like to know.
- I gotta watch this shit now. - I think he has HIV.
I don't think he actually has full-blown AIDS.
What kind of a guy goes to every city... Excuse me...
He made love to every girl in America and he had AIDS.
And when he had those AIDS, I prayed for him.
I get it. I thought he was one of the most successful
and beloved Black men in America,
but he's actually just a sex fiend.
Who doesn't do anything for anybody.
Who does nothing for nobody,
and his getting HIV is supposed to be what he deserves.
Man, fuck out of here, man.
I mean, is this someone we wanna respect
and tell our kids about?
I think he should be ashamed of himself.
Well, what does he do for the Black people?
Oh, God. Why won't he shut up? It's awful, awful, awful.
The players on the team don't wanna play for you.
Do you think they're all gonna walk off the team?
They know I'm not a racist.
The players don't hate me. I contend they love me.
- You think they still love you? - I do.
- We hate you! We literally hate you! - Fuck off!
Siri off. Siri off!
Push power on the big remote.
Oh, God. All those bidders I had to the house.
I ordered their foods, I listened to their life stories.
I played hardball.
And now they're all gonna be running for the hills.
Sell to Magic. Stick that in Donald's eye. Wouldn't that be poetic?
Well, I don't understand poetry, honey.
But I do know Donald will never sign off on Magic.
You have to get Donald on board?
Team is owned by a family trust. They both have to sign off.
What if he refuses to sell? He can't refuse. He agreed.
He can't stop the sale, can he?
He can make it very difficult.
From a PR perspective,
the only way to comfortably cover your ass
is to get Donald out of the sale conversation altogether.
Which is exactly why I revised the trust last Christmas.
What he got into with V, giving her more and more and more.
At a certain point, one becomes a danger to oneself.
Shelly, you had the trust revised?
What does it say?
That...
...if one of us becomes, you know,
incompetent to manage things,
we can be removed as co-trustee.
Well, that man is incompetent to manage an electric toothbrush.
Ladies, if you'll excuse us,
Glenn and I need to use the little boy's room.
Have fun.
I think we need to prepare...
I want to ask you sincerely.
Does Donald seem sick to you?
I think he's saying exactly what he means,
but he is unaware that he's saying it
to all of America.
He does seem confused.
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