De Brutas, Nada - Third Season

CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FICTIONAL.

Cris? Oh, my. He hasn't fallen asleep?

You are such a disaster as a mom, heh.

You must use the meditation music app I told you about.

She'll sleep great.

All right? Ale?

Come on, handsome.

Yeah, I'm coming. I'm ready.

How do I look?

Watch out.Yeah.

Hi, honey. Morning.

How do I look? Good?

Huh? All right, bye.Good luck with the editor.

Thanks. See you.

If she gets hungry, my milk is in the fridge.

Just check it first.

We don't want her burning her mouth again.

Bye, honey.

Thanks!

Call if you need anything!

NOW WE ARE A FAMILY

Finally someone woke up! Is everything okay?

Mmm!

I thought it had been a dream.

It is a dream, babe.

Our mini-honeymoon dream. Mmm.

Let's go!

I was thinking...

Technically, our honeymoon isn't over until tomorrow.

So, if we think about it,

we could go back and spend one more night together,

enjoy each other. Yeah!You want to go back?

Hell no.

It's your aunt Esther.

Not now.

Maybe it's important?

Cris, I know you are with Ale.

Sorry to bother you,

but I've run out of probiotics and iron.

And I'm dying for a chocolate bar and a mazapán.

Oh, and a stretch mark cream. I'll text you a picture FYI.

Thanks! "Thanks!"

[JULIETA VENEGAS' "ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

Oh, come on! Hey, babe?

Yeah?Have you seen my pebbles?

Huh?

You really wanted to bring them?

Of course. It's a souvenir from our honeymoon.

A souvenir full of mold and bacteria.

Listen.Why don't we print a picture?

I wanted to pile them up here, like in a Zen garden.

It would have looked nice.

Yeah, that does sound nice.

Plus, I'll need all the Zen I can get with what's ahead of us.

Babe, I know it won't be easy. I truly appreciate

you being here by my side.

Honestly? I'm not sure I'll survive Esther's pregnancy.

Look, I will fulfill my role as a father.

But I need you to know that what we have isn't in jeopardy.

So there's nothing to worry about.

Okay.Nothing.

No!

Damn! I didn't bring my swimsuit.

Hey, look!

See?

Morning.Hey, Mom.

Morning. Want some coffee?

Yes, please. Julian's mom is waiting.

Mom, please.What?

You look gorgeous. Go grab your bags. Go.

Hey!

I'm invisible. Cool.

Are you leaving?I am, Guillermo.

You regretted kicking me out.

And then you begged me to stay for the kids.

I did.Are the kids here?

No.They aren't.

When the kids are back, we can resume this charade.

Goddamn facial recognition tool.

HE IS MY SON TOO! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT! YOU'RE KIDNAPPING MY SON!

The doctor will see you soon.

Hand me the diaper bag.

Come here, honey. Hey, please, help me out here.

I'M STILL IN GUADALAJARA WITH A CLIENT. HAVE YOU SEEN HANNAH?

Come on.

NO, SORRY. I'VE JUST COME BACK FROM MY HONEYMOON.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER.

Please, no.

Hello? What's up?

Handsome! Guess what?

I started feeling terribly ill.

I'm dizzy and I can't keep my eyes open.

I have so much work to do for tomorrow.

Can you help me out?

Uh, sure. Just email everything to me.

What are you talking about? Come over.

Plus, I need some tea and a massage.

Esther. Please. Hey!

Alejandro, I'm carrying your child.

What's that compared to the favor I'm asking? It's nothing.

Mmm.

I can't believe this.

So, you didn't get me a souvenir? Just wondering.

Ro, I went to Valle de Bravo, not Bali.

And she didn't do touristy activities...

Give me a break! That's the least she could do!

She didn't invite me to her wedding.

We've discussed this.

Stop. Hey, are you coming to my new place?

Tell us when. And why the hurry? Are you running away?

Not at all. I just needed more storage space.

One thing, only you will know where I live.

Okay.How did it go, Cris? Spill.

It was beautiful. We were in our little world.

I'm in terrible need of a honeymoon.

Get hitched first.

The honeymoon is worth it, though.

In France, not Valle de Bravo. No offense.

What's that?

Zero waste, Cris.

What? I'm trying to eliminate single-use plastics.

As much as possible. So I always bring--

Now she's carrying

four kilograms of jars...Hands off.

You carry all this everywhere?Not everywhere.

Well, carry on.

It lasted four days.

As soon as we got in the car, Esther started bugging us.

I swear, I don't get it. I was cursed,

or have karma to pay. Something.

Dude. It could be the evil eye.

Come on, Ro!I mean it.

She looks too skinny. And your boobs look bigger.

Jerk!

Please, it isn't that bad?You think?

The cheating, a called-off engagement,

all those months Alejandro lied to my face?

And when we are about to have a new beginning,

his ex is pregnant with his child, for God's sake!

I know where it happened.

Remember when we went to Chichen Itza as kids,

and you shattered an altar decoration?

I think Pakal cursed you or something.

It was the souvenir shop.

Oh, God.HANNAH: Listen.

Breaking a souvenir made in China may not be the reason

why her husband got his ex pregnant.

You know? There's something else.

Remember Javiera?

From university.

Javiera.She was a bitch!

She almost died because of you.

You stole her boyfriend from her.

She wanted to die.

Yes. You're so right. Everything went downhill from there.

Totally.

What the hell?What's that?

It's natural. To get rid of bad vibes.

Fine, sprinkle me. I can't live being cursed.

Stop believing stupid shit.

It's all a lie.

A lie?CRISTINA: "Hi, fam. Last night,

our baby was quite restless.

Can anyone give me a massage? Thanks."

If this isn't a curse, I don't know what could be.

Sprinkle me. Told ya.

No, those prices won't work for me.

Yeah? I'll look for another supplier. How about that?

Great.

You can put your vegetables up your--

Hello? Hello?

Motherfucker.

Since Antonio Duval wrote the review,

the restaurant has been full. It takes a month to get a table.

Imagine their revenue, man.

Lisa O is the top cat fashion influencer at the moment.

She has more than 30 million followers on social media

and 20 million on her video blog.

Lisa O is rolling in dough.

Her bank account has more money than us three together.

Where did she go?

Limón con Chile!Let's go.

Yeah. She's here! Come on.

You're so pretty. Can I get a selfie?

Thanks. No, sorry.

Hi! Welcome.Hi, baby. How are you doing?

It's a pleasure.I'm so happy.

I love your hair.

Thanks. I love Limón con Chile.

You do?Yeah.