Double XL

May I have the pleasure of a dance?

Wake up! Should I use a crane to hoist you up now?

Good God, this girl is impossible!

Will you get up or not?

Oh, God!

Not fair, Mom.

You just had to come between Shikhar and me!

Have you made some kind of vow?

Who? Me?

No, child. You've made a vow to embarrass your parents.

And Shikhar who? That darn Pandey's son?

Oh, Mom!

Stop it!

Every day, it takes me a while to wake you up!

Now, hurry up! I won't come and wake you up again!

What's all the commotion about in the morning?

I was trying to wake your princess up.

Now, you get her dressed.

Or if you want, I'll put on a pink dress and meet the groom's family!

You could, daughter-in-law.

I'm sure they have never seen a seahorse dressed in pink before.

What did you say, Mother?

What did you say?

Me? I haven't said a thing!

I've been waiting for a cup of tea since morning,

but did anyone ask?

You haven't given Mom her tea yet?!

You know she is diabetic!

Good Lord, Mother, you're such a liar!

She's had three cups of tea since morning.

There's no end to this mother-son drama!

I'm making more tea!

Mom!

And you... hurry up and get dressed!

- Tito is a very clever boy. - Oh, okay.

- I mean Ratan. - Yeah.

- We call him Tito. - I see.

- Tito? - Yes.

It's a lovely name.

You didn't try the sweets yet.

- Please try some. It's special. - Sure.

Tito?

So... what are your dreams?

- Dream? - Yes.

I own a ball bearing shop.

I dream to own a couple more.

Ball bearing shops.

What's the point of having so many ball bearing shops in Meerut?

I haven't thought about that yet.

Well...

I don't know what your expectations are from a wife,

but I want to tell you what I expect from my life.

I've done Mass Communication.

I've also applied for a job.

I wish to go to Delhi

and become a sports presenter for a sports channel.

Come again?

Sports presenter.

You must have seen a cricket match.

Those women who...

Who dress scarcely and trot on the cricket ground?

Those are cheerleaders...

and that's their costume.

Look...

these are my videos.

I've written and directed them.

The impeccable fielding played a crucial role in India's victory today.

This is what I wish to do. Sports presenter.

Those who review the matches with the experts

during and after the match.

Even they dress pretty scarcely.

I am sorry if I upset you.

But it's a good thing.

I know you want to say no.

Even you want to say no?!

But listen,

you must give a different reason to your family.

- Like... - The truth?

- What? - I'll tell them the truth.

Pardon me, Rajshri...

but you look extra healthy to me.

It's called obese, not healthy.

I am overweight,

and you're far too underweight.

So, pardon me,

but no one on this terrace is healthy.

But there is an idiot.

So, finish the snack, and get going.

Like the wind!

Idiot!

Rajshri...

don't mind, but what you aspire to be...

you'll have to lose some weight for that as well.

Because the world's an idiot like me.

Good luck.

Our princess knew for a month that the boy's family is coming over.

I kept telling her over and over again, "Child, do some cardio.

Or just do some keto."

But no! If she had done keto, she wouldn't have been rejected by Tito!

But she didn't skip a single paratha this month.

And you...

keep your face buried in the newspaper!

Do I have to keep reminding you that our daughter has turned 30?

If this continues, soon, her scandal will be in that newspaper of yours!

Why don't you get off her back?

- Get off her back?! - Exactly.

Am I her ill-wisher?

Don't I love my child?

Exactly.

Just like you love her, someone else will too.

Fine.

I will stop worrying about her.

Because Jeevan Trivedi has predicted

that Ayushmann Khurrana will come for his princess

and swoop her off her feet!

Why should I interfere?

I'm tired of this now!

Who pays heed to me in this house anyway!

You all think this is nothing but drama!

Do whatever you want!

Welcome back to sports live!

As we've just seen on the big screen, Edgbaston cricket ground is all set

to host the second T-20 International between India and England.

Now, the big question of the night is...

will India seize the series, or will England fight back to level it!

While players are warming up for the blockbuster clash...

What you're saying is absurd!

This! You're saying this armhole is for XL?!

It's smaller than a rat hole.

You guys have tagged it wrong, mister. How is it the customer's fault?

Madam, this is size XL.

See, it's written here.

There's something written on your face as well.

What should I do? Read it out aloud?

Look, mister, even I deal in garments. I am a designer.

This armhole cannot be for XL.

- It's not even for large! - Saira.

- What? - Saira...

Just pay him, and get it over with.

I'm ready to pay three times the price.

I am not denying it.

Just let him admit his mistake.

This is not XL. Simple.

- Uncle, am I right? - Yes, 100%.

See!

- Do you want more proof? - No, madam, I don't.

I'll generate the bill. Just make the payment.

I admit that we labeled the wrong size.

It's our fault.

See, it was such a minor thing,

but you overexaggerated.

Now, show me one size bigger in this stock.

Sorry, ma'am, this is the biggest size we had.

And you just made us realize that this isn't XL.

It's large.

So, you won't get a bigger size here.

Your bill.

Damn!

Seven full and one half.

Now, you have seven and a half dresses.

If you still can't decide what you're going to wear tonight,

then don't call yourself a bloody designer!

Sorry, dude.

I was already hyper,

and then that store guy made me lose my mind.

What's the big deal?

It's just dinner.

I am meeting Viren's group for the first time.

I have to look bloody hot!

Yeah, right.

What?

I don't know, man.

All I'm saying is that guy wore a stinking T-shirt

when he met your friends for the first time.

And you bought the entire Shahpur Jat.

He came straight from the gym.

That's the point.

He didn't even feel the need to shower,

and you're getting finicky as a bride!

Saira, you're going to be a designer.

You'll soon own a store here.

I once asked him what he's done in life and what he wants to do.

He said, "I've done high school in Ludhiana,

and now, Saira will make me international."

I am sure his IQ is so bad that he can't even spell IQ.

- Seriously! - Wow!

You really hate him.

And thanks, Meera.

It's amazing to know that just like the rest of the world,

even my best friend has judged whether I should be with my boyfriend or not.

No, Saira, I...

And Viren or my opinion doesn't count in all this, does it?

Because what does it matter, right?

Saira, I...

Saira, listen.

Hear me out, Saira.

What is it?

I am sorry, Saira.

I am concerned for you, that's all.

I am really sorry, okay?