Suicide Squad Isekai (異世界スーサイド・スクワッド)

Hey, where's this gate thing?

- Up there. - Huh?

How the hell are we supposed to reach it?

Hey, Nanaue! Let me climb up on you!

No.

Hey.

The back of all your necks are flashing.

- Is that a bad sign? - What?

Don't just stand there! You gotta stop these things!

I can't!

I have no control over whether they get reset or not.

Friggin' hell!

How are we supposed to reset the timer, then?

You pray.

Pray that the reset signal is making its way here from the other side.

No goddamn way! You've gotta be kidding!

- Calm down. - Huh?

Based on my estimate

we've only got a few seconds left until all our heads go kaboom.

What?

I see.

So, if our heads are still intact after waiting a few seconds...

...it's proof that the signal is being sent.

Okay, how much longer we got?

Six, five...

- Tell us this shit earlier! - Four, three...

Two, one...

Guess they didn't just leave us for dead.

Yeah, assuming you actually know how to count!

Well, that means we're good for now, huh?

Hey, anybody feeling hungry? I'm craving an egg salad sandwich!

Well, la dee friggin' da.

Stay sharp, people.

That timer needs to be reset every 72 hours, right?

Don't let it go down to the wire again.

Huh? Like you're one to talk!

The fact they didn't kill you

means that you're expected to finish the mission.

Are we clear?

Huh? I dunno what you mean.

The mission to establish and protect bridgeheads

that are meant to serve as the framework

for resource acquisition and research on this world.

Keep in mind that's the only reason why

your heads are still attached to your necks.

Anyway, for the time being, our top priority is to establish

a good relationship with the people of this kingdom.

We'll start by helping to end the war.

If you're saying that we're on a mission for peace

then consider it done.

Fair enough.

There's nothing worse than a movie that just ends halfway through.

I guess I'll have to play along.

I don't roll over like a dog for anyone.

But I'm willing to blow off some steam by kicking the Empire's ass.

Cool.

Shall we get crackin'?

Batter up!

Huh?

Hey! What the hell, man?

Limp-dick.

What?

Dammit!

That won't make more bullets magically appear, you know.

No friggin' duh!

I've been frugal with 'em so far, but nothing lasts forever.

"Frugal," you say?

Ah, look! I made a heart!

Ain't it cute?

I'm actually relieved you won't have access to your dirty weapons anymore.

Huh? Come say that to my face.

Using a gun is dirty? What are you, a friggin' caveman?

If you wanna fight fair and square

then challenge 'em to a duel with a glove slap or some shit!

- Huh? - Cut it out, Deadshot.

Sorry. This guy's just an asshole through and through.

And there's no fixing him.

However, guns are Peacemaker and Harley's weapon of choice, too.

So this problem affects us all.

Worst-case scenario

we can just arm ourselves with frying pans or something.

- That'll do the trick. - Whaddya mean?

Whoever's got the frying pan

is always the strongest in zombie movies.

I'm not seeing any zombies around here.

All I'm saying is that if it can beat zombies, it can beat anything!

Good grief.

This grand council of idiots won't be solving our problem anytime soon.

We might be doomed.

Come again?

Well, I have an idea.

- For real? - Yeah.

I was originally sent here as part of an advanced team, remember?

You were?

It wasn't important enough for me to commit to memory.

Well, my advance team didn't crash when we first arrived here.

Which means our helicopter and gear should still be in one piece.

Then let's get this show on the road.

I can't do jack shit without any ammo.

Hurry and replenish your supplies. We'll go ahead without you.

The only problem is our helicopter landed

on a mountain that's over on the west side.

So we'll have to go back to the fort first.

Even if we leave now, we won't get there until nightfall.

Who the hell cares. I need bullets.

So I'm going whether you like it or not.

Hey, can it wait until after I take a bath?

Hey!

Nobody told me the baths were so damn far away!

Well, good news. We're almost there.

We'll have to wait until tomorrow morning to head for the chopper.

This is where we'll stay the night.

I'm going to need my own cottage, please.

And a massage after my bath, too.

Out of the question.

Huh? You guys came back?

For a bit. Anyways, I'm freakin' starving!

We're just about to throw a dinner party.

Come and join us.

Huh?

Dinner party?

What's the occasion?

That loud and obnoxious knight

gave us some booze as a reward for fighting.

Oh? How generous of him.

What the hell brought that on?

Who knows? But booze is booze.

No sense letting it go to waste.

C'mon, boss babe. Have a drink with us.

But, like, doesn't it suck to catch such a raw deal?

They just dragged you all out here to fight a war.

Well, it definitely sucked at first, but not anymore.

Huh?

In exchange for fighting on the frontlines

they said we could have free reign of this place.

They don't care as long as the Empire doesn't control it.

I figured us villains would just stay villains

but it don't feel half-bad to have the Kingdom depend on us.

Huh? What are you talking about?

Villains are always villains.

Did you guys drink yourselves stupid or what?

All this just because the Kingdom showed you a little kindness.

Ignorance really is bliss.

Beanstalk!

What are you laughing about?

Nothing. It just figures you guys would feel that way.

Whaddya mean?

You're all strong as hell.

That's why you can't relate to how these other guys feel.

That means you're something special.

No duh, we're special. Who do you think you're talking to?

Are you sure this is what you want?

Haven't you heard? Frying pans are the ultimate weapon!

We'll hold down the fort here.

Yes, see to it, my minions!

Villains never bow down to anyone.

Ain't that right?

And we're villains, just like you guys.