Dark Distortion

Big birthday boy.

It's Samuel.

Big boy, are you ready for your birthday?

- Yes. - Yes he is.

- Happy birthday Sammy. - It's Samuel, mom.

He's 14.

Happy birthday Samuel.

Come get a shot of this.

Big boy.

Get a shot of the cake.

Do you like the balloon?

Yes.

Happy birthday, dear Samuel.

Samuel. Happy birthday to you.

Good job big boy.

That's my big boy.

You can have a big piece too.

Yes.

Well, not too big a piece. That's too much sugar.

Is that you promise?

What's taking so long.

I had trouble finding the matches.

Okay.

What's the hold up now?

Coming, Don.

Remember, we gotta make this quick.

My wife's plane already landed.

And don't call me Don.

Call me daddy.

What can I do for you, daddy?

Oh, you know what you can do for me.

Brilliant.

We've been talking about it for months in our chats.

I'm sorry for forgetting.

You're gonna punish me, daddy.

Please don't punish me.

You like being punished.

You like that, don't you?

No I don't.

Hurts my little tushy.

And besides, you want me to be a good girl, right, daddy?

Fuck, yeah.

But you can't tell your mom, okay?

I promise.

Cause if you do, I'd have to kill you then her.

I won't.

I won't tell.

Oh, I can't wait any longer.

Huh?

Come on, let's get to it.

Hold on.

Be patient.

Wait.

Where are you going?

Oh.

Oh you're going to get it.

You're gonna get it good, you little bitch.

Promise not to hurt me?

Too bad.

Oh, I can't promise that.

But I can try.

Okay,

you can take off your blindfold now.

All right.

Slowly.

I've been waiting for this.

Can't wait to see you.

What the fuck's going on?

Isn't it obvious?

You're being robbed and you're not getting any of this.

Who the hell do you think you fucking are?

Just take the $600 and go.

I don't want any problems.

Oh, that's so sweet of you.

Open your mouth.

What?

Now.

Listen close, cause I'm only gonna tell you this once.

Fuckbag. I did not come here for only $600.

I know you have a safe in your office.

Mhm.

Shut up.

I'm not asking you.

I'm telling you.

I know.

And you're going to give me the code to that safe.

And if you don't, I'll have no problem blowing your fucking

head off.

Oh. What's that?

No.

That's what I thought.

Now, uh, what's the code?

Code.

69.

It's more than two numbers asshole. Come on.

69.

69.

Oh, gosh, you're such a fucking pig.

Maybe I have a spare key.

Hey, Max.

What the hell are you doing?

Damn, girl.

It's me.

Sure did turn me on back there.

Braelyn.

No! Shut the hell up!

That fat ass is a sicko.

Well, you handled him like a pro.

Where the hell were you?

Oh! Come on.

No, we had a routine.

You almost fucked it up.

I had to tie him up and find the safe by myself.

No thanks to you.

I saw how well you were doing.

I knew you had it.

Hey.

What?

You know I wouldn't let

anything bad happen to you, right?

Stop!

You know you still love me.

My mom always said I wasn't the brightest when it came to men.

And your mom was a bitch.

Yeah.

Come on, let's get the hell out of here.

Last one to the car.

Goes down on the other for 30 minutes.

What?

Max, you're gonna lose, baby girl.

I'm not going.

Down on you for that long.

Ah!

Do you need anything, babe?

No. I'm good.

Sometimes it's just.

Max, baby, can you get me some cigs?

I thought you were quitting.

It's the weekend.

You're something else, you know that.

So I've been told.

This is horrible lighting. Oh my God.

Hey, bro, can I help you?

Max, where's my cigs?

What are you thinking?

Something about that guy?

Maybe he just recognizes me and knows how much we like our

three ways.

You're so bad, girl.

Wait, what?

Where is she? Where is she?

Okay.

You guys have seen me have some fun.

On a balcony, in a public restroom, and even a hammock.

But tonight is your lucky night.

I'm going to be helping pitch a tent, literally and

figuratively and with a costar.

Help me put this piece of shit together!

Max!

When the phone is in my face, that means I'm recording, which

means I'm working.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just hurry the hell up, okay?

He's so lucky he has a big dick.

Promise?

I'm coming.

What? What do you need?

Just grab that.

Oh, fuck.

What the hell?

Why are you pulling your eyes.

I'm not doing anything!

Get your hands out of your eyes.

Hey, just calm down.

Max. Max!

Max, where are you?

Max!

Oh! Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Max! Max!

Hey! Hey!

Help!

Oh! Thank God!

Please help us!

Please! I can't see.

You're not going anywhere until we have some fun with you.

Fun? I need to go to the hospital.

Please.

Get her, Sammy.

Sammy?

No! No!

Hey!

Hey, get up!

Both you bitches!

Get the fuck up!

What are you fucking deaf?

Grab your shit and let's go.

Come on.

The hell?

Get up, boy.