Too Hot to Handle - Fourth Season

This is Wild Love, the dating show that harnesses the power of adrenaline

to help you fall in love harder...

This is insane!

-Oh, my God, that's a plane! -Shut the hell up.

And more intensely than ever.

Wild Love, baby!

Ten super-hot singles are about to push their love lives to the limit.

Whoa there, I know what you're all thinking.

Is that TV legend, Mario Lopez, on an airfield?

And more importantly, why is everyone wearing so many clothes?

The whole world and her grandma

has heard of Too Hot to Handle, Lana and her rules.

You must abstain from sexual practices.

So to attract another batch of clueless cuties...

I'm nervous, Mum.

Welcome to Wild Love.

We had to create our biggest fake show yet.

-Hey, Mario Lopez here! -Oh, my God!

It's time for your first Wild Love challenge.

Lana is about to reveal her "no sex" bombshell on the airfield.

Please welcome a very special,

world famous, extreme sports expert to reveal all.

But first, let's go back in time

to when these Wild Love horndogs first met.

To keep Lana's unsuspecting sexaholics in the dark

about the show they're really on,

we've gotten ourselves a brand new villa in the Caribbean!

Damn, we have upgraded everything this season,

and I mean everything.

Even the bootylicious bombshells.

This is so beautiful!

-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.

-Shut up! -What is your name?

-I'm Dominique. -Oh, my God, that's beautiful.

-Thank you, what's yours? -I love it.

I'm Brittan, like the country, but spelled better.

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Okay.

I think girls who go and have their casual sex

should not be slut-shamed. In the '50s, you were a slut.

Now, you're an icon. And I'm definitely an icon.

Some people are addicted to Adderall, some people are addicted to tobacco.

I'm addicted to sex.

The worst thing that has ever happened to me,

I met this guy and he looked at me dead in the eye, and was like,

"I'm going to make love to you."

I almost vomited, like, my legs shut so fast.

Do you consider yourself wild?

-Yes? Who doesn't? -Okay, cool! So what do you do?

I'm a software engineer.

That's so cool!

I know, I'll literally be at the bar, like, coding.

I'm the sexiest nerd you're ever going to meet.

People always ask me, "Is it hard working in a male-dominated industry?"

I'm always like, "No, because

I'm extremely beautiful, and I'm extremely smart,

so the men are scared of me."

Gotta tell myself that.

If I say it out loud, it's true.

I'm into guys who just basically have big dick energy.

And I have big dick energy also. It's huge.

I'm super excited to be on Wild Love,

I think there's going to be a ton of attractive people.

I was told I wouldn't have to skin any animals or hunt,

so... that'll be good.

What do you think the guys are gonna be like?

Hot.

Seems reasonable to me.

Oh, my gosh.

What's going on?

-Hello! -Hi! Okay, cute!

-Hi, I'm Dominique! -I'm Creed.

-I hear an accent. -I'm from Australia.

Oh, my God!

I've got a great pair of budgy smugglers.

It's actually got budgies on it and "Australia" over the bum.

I can't really live without female company.

I've definitely got more girlfriends than guy friends.

I grew up in a beauty salon, where I learned how to spray tan a woman.

Sometimes you get the women to, like, lift 'em up and you just quickly...

So I've seen everything, honestly.

I've got the nerdy card, I've got the mama's boy card if they're into that.

I'm not worried about the competition at all.

What are you expecting from Wild Love? What do you want to find?

I just want a, like, damn good time, honestly.

-Exactly! -By the way, you guys look unreal.

-Thank you! -Thank you!

It's very nice to be surrounded by good-looking people.

-Of course! - Creed, your good day

is about to get...

-No way. - Okay!

...goddamn tremendous.

- Wait, she's so pretty. Okay! - Oh, baby!

She's unreal!

-Hi! - How's it going?

- Hello! -Oh, my God, she's an angel.

-I'm Creed. -I'm Kayla.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to...

Can I pour you a glass of champagne?

-Yes, please. -Yeah? Is that your only tattoo?

I have this one and then all the way down my spine.

-No way, that's hot. -Can I see it?

Anyone else think Creed might be a fan of Kayla?

Stunning, honestly.

The way to take the perfect selfie, I feel like is tilt your head.

This lighting is fantastic.

Sometimes guys get a little bit obsessed with me.

I'm just a flirt. Like, I don't know how to not flirt.

People sometimes say I look like Mariah Carey.

I cannot sing. It's really bad.

Guys think they're the only ones that are players,

but I love to play the game.

I break hearts, sadly.

Kayla, it might be your heart that's about to break,

because even though you all think you're on Wild Love...

In under ten hours, a talking cone is going to set you right.

-Oh! -Oh, my God!

I wonder how these two hotties will feel about it.

How's it going?

-James, nice to meet you. -Kayla.

-What's your name? -Nick.

What are your types?

I would say, I go for the stereotypical. Tall, dark and handsome.

-Tall, dark and handsome? -Yes.

-Let's go talk about it at that table. -He's gone and stole her!

I'm guessing James is the forward type.

Tall, dark and handsome. What would you say about handsome?

-You're handsome for sure! -I'm handsome for sure.

All I need before a party is two shots of orange juice and I'm lit.

I live in Hawaii and I offer the Vacation Penis Package.

I really embrace all women. I take whatever.

Oh, I take that back. I did not mean that.

I love to win. I love to win at anything.

It could be something as simple as dishwashing.

I will beat you in it and I will laugh in your face after.

Am I good in bed?

I don't want to toot my own horn and say, like, I'm the best, but... I'm the best.

- -

Goodness gracious.

Love your necklaces and stuff.

Thank you.

The necklaces are kind of giving me a spiritual vibe?

I love the spiritual side of life very much.

Okay, do you use that sexually?

It might happen. I promise nothing.

What's up?

I'm Nick and I'm a model, an artist, I'm a yogi.

I can't be summed up into one thing. There is no box that you could put me in.

Except for this one.

I'm very expressive. Girls dig my arty side.

I'd say I'm very good with my hands.

When it comes to sex, I'm very direct and forward.

Like, this is how I want it, this is how it's gonna go.

Late night, early morning, middle of the night,

there's been many a times when I don't sleep at all.

I would 100% be down to mate with an alien for a new species.

Wild Love, right?

Hey, how's it going over there?

-How are you lovebirds doing? -She's finished her drink, no?

-Yes, I mean... -No. He didn't pour me one.

- -He didn't pour you one?

James, looks like you need to add bottle service

to your Vacation Penis Package.

-There's a spot right here for you. -That's what we're doing?

Fun and games, bro.

It sure is, Creed.

-Oh, my God! -And look who else wants to play.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh, she is beautiful!

Amster-Damn, right she is!

I wonder where she's going to plant her two lips.

-Straight up. - Oh, my God!

Look at all these beautiful people!

-What's up, I'm Nick. -Hi, I'm Jawahir.

-Nice to meet you. -Oh, my God, where are you from?

-I'm from Amsterdam. -She's a fire cracker!

-Yeah. -You're awesome!

-Thank you! -Yeah!

Wow! Who is in the building? It's Jawahir! Can I sit here?

I know exactly what I want in life.

Michael B. Jordan. Face, figure, smile,

I cannot resist. Best believe I'm going to get that man.

-Does my lipstick look good? - Yeah, you look great!

Thank you. You sure I have to look at the camera and not you?

Bad boys are just my thing.

My ancestors up in Heaven are just, like, "Oh, my God."

"Poor child of ours, when are you gonna learn?"

"When are you gonna go for a good guy?"

In another lifetime.

When I thought of the word "wild," I was just like, "Oh, my God,

is that, like, hunting for your food or something?"

Oh, no, I couldn't do that.

I was like, "Hell no, don't sign me up for that!"

They were like, "No, it's about partying and finding the perfect match,"

and then I was like, "Signed up for that."

Duped on the dotted line.

Good job nobody paid any attention to the fine print.

Oh, my God!

Mind the fireplace.

That thing can actually get too hot to handle.