Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur

It'll only work if they're on opposite sides of the portal.

Lunella Lafayette, I cannot let you...

You know it's the only way.

I love you, Mimi...

to the moon and back.

No!

Whoa! Oh.

-Uh... -

Girl, almost didn't recognize you...

Beyonder, I need help. Get me out of here!

You're right. An inter-dimensional highway

is no place for a human like you!

I advise you to... What do you humans say?

-Hold on to your wings! -

And we're here.

Ugh... Thank goodness. What the...

What is this place?

Right? My go-to intergalactic vacay spot

looks way different than I remember.

Oh, Beyonder, I jumped into an intergalactic portal

to save my family and friends after finding out

my grandmother was a secret scientist

and then got my lab blown up!

So, right about now,

I am not the one.

Now zap me back home.

And I mean for real, this time.

Ugh, fine.

Where's your adventure, Moon Girl?

Something's wrong.

Ugh! Ah! Oh, no!

My powers, they don't work!

Come on... Come on... Come on...

No, no, no, no. I can't be stuck here forever!

Right. I wouldn't want it all to end in a dump like this.

This used to be the most glorious resort planet

of all the alternate dimensions.

There used to be beds of crystal blooms,

cascading zero-gravity waterfalls,

and a theme park with a Black Hole ride.

Ooh, that was fun.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Did you just say Black Hole?

-As in "Dead Star" Black Hole? -Yeah, why?

Oh, I got it. Beyonder.

We could use the Black Hole to get back home.

- -Humans can't survive

a Black Hole without powers, Moon Girl.

Because you don't need magic powers

to do the impossible, Beyonder.

When matter enters a black hole,

it's at risk of being stretched into

a thin ribbon by the hole's gravitational pull

as it approaches the singularity,

A.K.A. spaghettification.

-Told you... -But if an object travels

through a non-spinning black hole fast enough,

it can make it through the singularity virtually unaffected.

I just need to build something that will travel as fast as

the speed of light to survive the travel.

And the only thing theorized to yield

Alcubierre warp-drive is negative mass.

That's it. I'll build a ship propelled by negative mass!

To be reductive, I'm gonna build a superfast ship

to fly through the Black Hole.

Oh, well, that sounds like fun.

Except for literally every part of it.

Too bad. I'm gonna need your help getting back to the Black Hole.

And from the looks of it, you're gonna need my help getting out of here, too.

Girl, please.

I don't need anyone's help.

I am...

The Beyonder.

Oh, come on. It'll take me forever to find it on my own.

You know what that sounds like? A "you" problem.

- Seriously? -Have fun.

Fine. Moon Girl out.

Hmph. Me... need her?

Beyonder. I remember you.

You turned my spaceship into a Pogo stick.

Now I got calves like an asteroid.

It's The Beyonder to you.

-That was my favorite ship. -Really?

You're going to come for me?

All right, you asked for it.

I'm gonna be double years old

-by the time I find this thing. -

Unhand me!

That's for all the pants I ripped through.

Oh, gah, uh...

Well, well... Looks like someone could use some help.

I'm the Beyonder, I don't need... Oh!

Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Well, good luck.

Okay, fine.

Fine, what?

I'll help you. I'll help you.

Huh? Argh!

Ha, ha!

Gah! You may have slipped away from me,

but I know a whole bunch of folks

who are dying to see you... Beyonder.

Okay. Lefty Loosey or Righty Tighty, Beyonder?

-Beyonder? -Oh, we've been doing

this dreadful walking for hours!

My appendages are about to fall off.

My feet are experiencing questionable growth

and I'm excreting fluid from my arm-joints.

Well, you said you wanted to know

what being human was like,

say hello to sore legs, blisters, and sweat.

-Very funny. -Very funny, indeed, Beyonder.

You ruined my life.

And I'm here for my revenge.

-And me. -And me.

-And me. -Me too.

What in the multiverse did you do

to a whole gang of aliens?

Kicking up and all geared up!

Not bad, MG,

not bad at all.

- I'm tired. -You're tired?

I'm the one who's been kicking butt all day.

And what is this terrible sensation

I feel in my mouth? It's un-wet.

That's called thirst, and too bad 'cause we're not stopping

until we get to the Black Hole, so keep it pushing.

No, I'm not showing you the rest of the way

until you get me something to remedy this horrid state.

Ugh. Fine. There. Up ahead.

I remember this place.

They have the best Sloopy Slush.

Okay. Let's make this fast.

We got to get out of here before...

- -

I can't wait to get my tentacles on the Beyonder.

I'm gonna squeeze his head to a pulp.

Yeah, I'm gonna make him watch me

rip off his fancy little white suit.

I may or may not have put

three extra storm spots on their planet.

You're gonna have to tiptoe

-out of the back, okay? -Tiptoe?

Just walk on the toes of your feet.

I'll show you.

I don't need you to show me anything.

I can certainly do this with ease.

Just hurry up, quietly.

Huh?

If it weren't for my stealth suit,

you'd have been tippy-toe toast.

-Whatever. -Whoa.

- -Whoa.

Yes, this thing isn't safe enough to walk on.

-I'll fly us over. -I don't need your help.

I can tippy-toe my own way across this bridge.

- -Whoa!

Ah, help! Oh, no! Argh!

Huh... I'm coming down.

Argh! What the...?

You are mine, Beyonder!

Devil Girl. Moon Dinosaur.

-Hey! -Devil Girl?

No. Are you the alt version of me?

You're the alt version of me and you're going down