Ghost Day (แก๊งค์ตบผี)

Nan!

Nan.

Are you mad at me coming late for your birthday?

Nan?

Nan!

Nan!

Are you crazy?

Nan, get down, now!

What the hell are you doing?

Nan!

Stop!

Shane again, right?

Why don't you just break up with him?

That asshole is not worth dying for.

I'll talk to him.

Nan!

I was so afraid.

Then, I rushed back to my car.

And I smelt something followed me to the car.

A smell of dead body?

No.

A smell of my pee.

Fabio, catch MC... good.

Rafael, zoom to Kratae.

Joi, drop the mock-up.

Mock-up's cue, Noo Na!

Wait a sec, Pom.

What's wrong?

It stucks.

I want mock-up dropped today!

What the hell?

Damn it!

What is this all about?

What the hell was that, Noo Na?

You always make mistakes.

God damn it!

Fabio, face to boops. Rafael, boops to face.

Holy Cow! She's hot!

Cut!

Good!

Ghost Day

What the hell are you doing?

I'm proudly present,

"Ghost zapping Gun"

With this gun,

Master wouldn't have to wait for any thunders.

We could burn the ghost without help.

Zip it!

- What about my ordered gun? - Come on, look who you're talking to.

Master!

What?

What do you want from me?

Are you ready?

Stop bragging.

Shoot it straight to me.

Gosh...!

What is wrong with him?

Don't panic!

It's BCC - double action.

High voltage, powerful enough to kill an elephant.

It takes only 0.2 seconds to hit the target.

One shot... dead!

Electric ghost-killing gun?!

Master!

What happened to me?

- You had a nightmare, Master. - Yes.

Master... Are you sure you're ok?

My left eye is ticking.

I'll be lucky today.

Why don't you pack things up?

Are you sure you're ok?

I said I'm fine!

- Want me to kick your ass? - Let's pack things up.

Why don't you prepare anything?

This way please, if you wants to know about fortune,

Ways to chase an evil away.

Boo!

How come? What?

What do you sell?

Ghost-killing stuffs.

Not bad.

Come take a look.

Look at his shirt.

Where is holy rice?

It helps fight the cool.

- Nothing, nothing. - Asshole...!

Run!

Don't run away!

Stop.

Don't run away!

- Hey, Stop! - Please, sir!

- Why did you run away? - We're Master Kia's novice too.

What? Master!

Our programme is cancelled.

There won't be Ghost Day anymore.

Noo Na, don't be so serious.

Remember three words, "Fight! Fight Fight!"

Open your mouth, Master.

What kind of rice did you cook?

It's hard like raw rice.

We run out of eating rice.

I cooked a magic rice instead.

Your magic rice is well sacred.

It's heatproof.

Chiad...

Mhen...

I think I'll switch to sell noodles.

Our career has...

N... No future.

What?

Isn't it too easy to quit?

We're about to start a new era...

...Of ghost-terminating business.

We beat one zillions sperms and born for this.

Customer!

Master Kia Ghost Terminator.

Yes.

- There isn't any job for awhile, master. - Where?

I wasn't available lately.

I was on meditation.

- Tell them, I won't take this job. - Well...

- We should take it. - How can we?

Look at me.

How can I fight any ghosts with this hard collar?

Hang on.

Me and Chiad...

...Have been accompanying you for so long.

It'd be ashame if we couldn't do anything.

It's time to let them stand on their own feet.

Please, Master.

Please.

All right, all right.

From this very moment,

We two Master Kia's crews will be there in half an hour.

Let's pack!

Eviction notice!

My car!

My car!

Don't take it away!

My car!

No!

Nightmare.

Na-mo-ta-sa!

- Who are you? - We are here to drive you out.

- What rights do you have? - A grudge ghost.

It's not yours anymore.

- What? - Get out!

Get over it.

We are living in different dimension.

This is my room.

You get out!

If not, I'll call the police.

This ghost is tricky.

Will you get out?

What the hell are you talking about?

Don't leave?

- Get out! - I'm here to cast you out.

Get out!

What?

Don't hurt me, please.

You can take anything you want.

Do you think you are good?

I'm not joking.

Chiad, record this nicely.

Every single shot... I want to impress master.

Action!

Well, you are now watching a grudge ghost.

This girl may slept over its place.

- It's stuck. - Try shake it.

Sacred-water label.

Graveyard soil.

You, die!

Straight right!

Right hook!

Right hook!

Uppercut!

I think it might be out.

Cool man!

You just beat up a girl.

Ladies ang gentlemen, please don't worry.

Normally, when a person is possessed,

They won't feel any pain, but stiff.

She'll recover within a couple day,

- She's so strong! - Dancing like Lady Gaga.

Magic gloves does't work.

Chiad.

Holy Phallic!

I mean the phallic in the bag.

The one in the bag is not sacred enough.

Yours is more effective, I believe.

Stop recording! Asshole.

Micky Mouse!

Hooray! The ghost is gone!

There is another ghost at that building too.

This area is so haunted.

Didn't we enter the wrong building, right?

Right!

See? She said we're right.

It's not funny, foureyes.

You'd better not show your thing.