Impractical Jokers

Narrator: Coming up -- what's got prince herb

Dropping under the radar?

Just duck a little bit when this passes.

Is q looking for junk in the trunk?

"I'm starting to find trees sexy.

I need some." "I need some."

And which losing joker will have the tomatoes flying

In tonight's dramatic punishment?

-We've seen enough. -We've seen enough.

Prince herb: Prepare for something amazing.

Hey, mustache, what's up?

Murr: Like a boss!

Prince herb: I will never forgive you!

Joe: Larry!

Prince herb: Winter came like a banshee.

Guys, I'm a businessman, and I'm freaking out.

Tomorrow's the pitch meeting for our new inventions.

Well, don't worry, murr. Lucky for us,

There'll be an unsuspecting office worker

That we'll be able to practice our pitch with.

Okay, but the twist is that we have no idea what the product is

Because it's been made by the other guys.

If they think your product sucks, you lose.

-Oh, boy, look at this strut. -Joe's got the 9-5 strut.

I mean, I'll be ready -- I'll be ready for that pitch tomorrow.

No problems.

All right, talk to you later.

-How you doing? -Hi. How's it going?

-I'm hansel. -Hansel. I love it.

Hansel, I gotta -- I got this side gig going on.

You wanna help me out with something? Yeah, sure.

-Come on over. -Yeah.

Have a seat right here.

I'm gonna be pitching a product

To the boss man tomorrow. All right, that would be nice.

So I'd love to, you know, talk you through it,

Practice my pitch, if you have any questions. Yeah, sure.

Here we go. Check this out.

Murr: That is a windshield-wiper phone case.

So this is a windshield-wiper phone case, okay?

This goes right on your desk at work.

So this is a space-saving device.

- space-saving. -

Your phone goes right in here.

There's a windshield wiper,

Just goes left to right with your standard --

Yep, there you go. Like that.

So it cleans nice and easy, right?

But the other button squirts the liquid.

Sometimes you've got too much smudge, hansel,

And you want to give it a real good shot.

You just push that. Whoa. All right.

Hold the button down.

-Sounds really good. -Okay.

It's -- you get wet.

Sorry. It's got...

There is a way to -- there is a way to adjust this

So it doesn't come in so hot, yeah.

These are the same windshield wipers on the iss.

And these are the same windshield wipers on the iss,

The international space station.

All right. Oh.

You know, all the liquid in space.

What else can I tell you about it?

"it has a six-year warranty. It should be good for three."

Six-year warranty comes with it.

Good for three years.

"I know what you're thinking."

So I know what you're thinking, hansel.

"why not just use a cloth?"

Can't I just clean my phone with a cloth?

Right.

It's not the same, though. No, it's not the same.

Exactly right, yeah.

"do you think somebody would buy it?"

Do you think so-- you think people will buy it?

Honestly. I'm being honest, yeah.

Great.

come on, man.

Hey, scott. Yeah, no, I just ran the presentation

By the guy here, hansel.

Yeah, I crushed that shit.

Murr: Well done, joe.

-All right. - yeah. There he is.

There's a man who means business.

Look at him. Here he comes.

Hello! Hello.

What's up, baby?

Wow. Prince herb's got that swag.

Can I ask your opinion on something? Absolutely.

If you want to take a second, I'll show you.

I would love your feedback.

All right. By the way, you might want to give her a pair

Of those safety goggles we put for you.

Take one of those.

What is your name? Kate.

Oh, hey, kate. Prince. Prince.

Yeah, prince herb. Prince herb?

Yes. All right, so...

That's the macrowave, buddy.

Obviously you've heard of the microwave.

Uh-huh. Of course.

So this is the macrowave.

I cooked everything outside the microwave.

What you want to not cook, you put inside the microwave.

It's very simple.

So you would set up dinner on the table here, right,

In the plates that they'd be served in.

Now, you turn on the macrowave.

-Hit that button, buddy. -And...

The macrowave is going to send out waves

To cook like the microwave does on the inside,

But it's going to cook whatever food is

In the room on the table.

Just watch which direction it turns, buddy.

But anything in this sort of --

Just duck a little bit when this passes, just...

Shooting out death rays.

Basically, it's set it and forget it.

That's what we're aiming for here.

May I ask a question? Please.

Is this safe to have at home?

"as long as you're not in front of it."

As long as you're not in front of it, yeah.

So, across the street.

What's the problem most people have with microwaves?

They break? They break,

But everything doesn't fit inside.

Oh, true that. Okay. Yeah. Right?

So this one, we want to give speed

But we want to give volume,

Because if you're cooking for a family of five,

You're not cooking that all in the microwave.

Nice, prince herb!

Okay, so the people at the pitch --

Are they gonna have to, like, duck like this?

-They should. -Oh, most definitely.

Yeah, they should. Yeah, just...

And it's dangerous if I have to keep ducking.

Only if you're in front of it, so if you just duck right now

And you have the goggles on, you're totally --

-Can we can we turn it off? -"can we turn it off?"

Yeah, yeah, I'll turn it off.

Let me -- let me -- let's take our glasses off, yeah.

Okay, can I bring the folders over here? Yeah, please.

Okay, 'cause I need to -- I don't know --

She does not want to be anywhere near this machine.

Yeah. You can bring them over.

Yeah, I can do -- I can talk to you from here.

Turn it on and point it towards her.

I think what everybody is gonna be concerned about

Is their safety.

-Right. -It's aimed right at her.

You think safety is the issue?

Do you have something that you can -- macrowaves are like?

"it's like four or five mris."

You've had an mri in your life, maybe? Yes.

It's about four or five mris.

If I were to not duck... Right.

...What would happen? Why am I ducking?

"oh, you would cook."

Yeah, you -- well, we don't want you to cook.

You understand what I mean?

You feel fine, right?

-I've been ducking. -Yeah.

Joe: There's no way prince herb is getting this.

"the question is simple -- do you think my product is ready?"

Do you think it's ready to pitch tomorrow?

Should I be postponing this? Like...

Absolutely postpone it.

Yeah. Point taken, kate.

Murr: You lose, buddy.

-There he goes. -Oh, yeah.

-Man on a mission. -Ooh!

-Oh, hello. -Hi. How are you?

Are you here working today? Yes.

-What is your name? -Amber.

Amber, did you mind if I run something by you?

Is that okay? That's fine.

There you go, bud.

Tomorrow I'm pitching a brand-new product

To the president of the firm.

The product's right behind you, buddy.

It is right here, and I know what you're thinking --

What is that? Let me tell you.

Here we go.

It is a tanning bed for children.

You get it. You get it.

So, here they are.

Look at how happy and tan these children are.

They look like a hot dog.

So, you know, we did a lot of consumer testing,

And we found out that 9 out of 10 children

Wish they were tanner,

But also are intimidated by the size and heft