Entourage

GUYS AND DOLL

Enjoy this, motherfucker.

Who died?

No one yet. What?

Looks like I woke you up this time, huh, Ari?

No, but you did wake my wife and kids, dickhead.

Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something.

- Is he? - No.

Then what the fuck do you want, cunt muscle?

- I'm sorry about the family, all right? - Speak.

It's Monday morning, we have the number one movie,

officially, and you promised us offers.

Oh, there will be offers.

Be in my office at 11:30 and you'll hear all about 'em.

- Nice. - Oh, and E?

You have to get up a hell of a lot earlier than this to wake me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"Cunt muscle"?

What's the rush?

You don't want to be late for Ari, bro.

- Not on a big day like today. - Seriously, Vin,

they're gonna be offering you everything under the sun.

You don't wanna miss it. Get in the car.

- Shut the door. - Start the car, Turtle.

Let's go.

Yo, cocksuckers, wait up.

- Fuck! - Oh, I see.

Does this mean I'm really not getting everything under the sun?

Out, Turtle.

When is this nightmare gonna end?

It's not going to, so you better get used to it.

Sorry I overslept, boss.

- So where to? The Jew agent? - Whoa whoa, Dom--

You don't talk like that out here.

What? They frown upon the word "Jew"?

Seems you got a lot of problems with how I carry myself, E.

Just trying to help you avoid new problems is all, Dom.

What kind of new problems? I'm not the same old dommy. I'm a new Dom.

I've been rehabilitated by the state of New York.

And they believe in me, so should you.

Come on Vinnie, you're making bank.

You can't get your boy a whole shirt?

- You talking to me, jerk off? - Take it easy, Dom.

I just don't want you to excite my man here. He's into bad boys.

Aren't you, Lloyd?

Not.

Come on in, boys.

If the oriental even looks at me, I'm taking him down.

Hey Dom, you're out here with us.

- Right, Ari? - You know what?

Today, and today only, I'm gonna open up my doors

like Ellis fucking Island. Come on in.

Bedraggled wretched crew, watch me work my magic.

He must have something good.

He must have something great.

"Flight."

"Dead Poet's Society" in space.

Character-driven, great script,

Darren Aronofsky is directing.

They're offering you $8 million.

"The Sandman." You are a retard at a Red Cross tent

in the Sahara. It's "Being There" meets "Lawrence of Arabia."

David O. Russell's directing; they're offering you

- $9 million. - Take it, Vin.

We got a stack of great ones just like those.

So what's the point, Ari?

The point is that they all want our boy,

but what our boy wants, we gotta work for.

What do I want?

Is this what goes on in here when we're out in the hall?

The line starts behind me, motherfuckers.

This ain't blow. It's powdered cream.

- What the fuck is going on, Ari? - Yeah, Ari, what's up?

We're going to the coke capital of the world, that's what's up.

- "Medellin." - "Medellin"?

- "Medellin"? - "Medellin"-- boom!

You're gonna play Pablo fuckin' Escobar, just like you wanted.

- I thought that script was dead. - It was dead.

Then Phil Rubenstein gave it CPR.

He saw "Aquaman," and he loved it.

Holy shit! Who's Phil Rubenstein?

He's only the animation king, made like $600 trillion.

Made like, "Madagascar" and "Shrek."

And now he wants to work with real people, and he loves you.

- That's great! - That's not all.

Paul Haggis is directing it.

First thing since he crashed the Oscars.

- Paul Haggis? - He loves you too. Only one problem--

we gotta get Phil Rubenstein to say yes.

How do we get Phil Rubenstein to say yes?

We go to Santa Barbara and we charm his pants off. All right?

He's gonna throw a kickoff party for his new cult wine,

- and he invited us. - Us?

I do know my wines.

I have to clear it with my parole officer

if I'm going across county lines, Vince.

- Can the boys come? - They can come. He needs sleeves.

I'm just saying, tell this guy he can show you the money

or tell him he can suck your dick.

Dom, it's a little more complicated than that.

Yeah, how so? I just heard the agent tell Vince he has multimillions

in offers waiting. But you're making him get on his knees and beg.

You don't think I'm out of line here, Vince?

Not at all Dom, I think you're making some good points.

- Thanks, Vince. - Yo...

How good is this shirt gonna look on me?

Not as good as it already looks on me.

Too slow to the draw, hombre.

You can change now.

He's making some good points?

Call Ari and tell him I'm not going to Santa Barbara.

Vince, this is the movie we wanted to do, all right?

It's a chance for you to act, get away from the blue screen

and the animatronic fish. This is our "Scarface."

Tell him to make an offer and then we'll talk. 'Cause I ain't kissing

- no fucking ass, man. - Are you serious?

No, I'm not serious. You know I'd kill to do this movie.

But why do you have to argue with Dom?

You said you were gonna try to get along with him.

I'm trying, but he's talking

about your career and doesn't know what he's talking about.

I'm just trying to get him on his feet. Let him spin his wheels a little,

it's not a big deal. It'll build his confidence.

- Will you just help me do that, please? - Okay.

Yo, we gotta leave now if we wanna beat Santa Barbara traffic.

Don't worry about the traffic, Turtle. I've arranged for us to skip it.

Really?

You know, sitting here in this expensive suit,

flying in this expensive helicopter,

going to an expensive guy's house,

I finally feel like I made something in my life.

Thanks, Vince.

I'd feel the same fucking way if I was wearing that shirt.

Look at this fucking spread.

This guy can make you a $10 million offer, no problem.

And once he hangs with Vince for five minutes,

- that's what he's gonna do. - Exactly.

Vince, being charming is all about body language, bro.

Vince knows how to charm, Drama.

Yeah, women, but man charm is a totally different animal.

You gotta get in close enough to entice,

but not so close as to encroach.

What do you say we forget kissing-the-ring bullshit

and I get close to this guy while you' talking to him?

Apply a little pressure.

No, don't do that, Dom. In fact it'd be really great

if you don't talk to Rubenstein at all.

I didn't say I was gonna talk.

I won't say a fucking word. I'll just stare like this.

Hey hey! You boys are looking sharp.

Hey, thanks, Ari.

Actually I meant the other boys.

Which one's Rubensteinberg, Ari?

It's Rubenstein, and please, don't try to pronounce it again.

Vinny, let's go get us a gig. You ready?

Hey Vince, remember...

not too close.

Got any hard alcohol in this place?

'Cause the pruno I made in the joint tastes better than this shit.

Wow, this wine is great, Phil.

- Congratulations. - I'm glad you like it, Vince.

And I just screened "Aquaman" and you were great.

- Ahh! - Thanks.

I just saw "Madagascar" with my nephew and that was really great.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah.

In fact, if you have any open animals in the sequel

I'd love to be involved.

Great. What kind of an animal could you see yourself playing?

Um, I don't know. A cheetah maybe?

A cheetah. That's great.

Great. You're both great. Let's make a deal.

Ari, could you leave Vince with me for a bit?

Uh, yeah.

Great. Come on, Vince.

I'll show you the vines where I handpick my pinots.

I get toffee, mocha...

...and a hint of terra firma.

Terra firma is dirt, Drama.

Yeah, well wine comes from dirt, E.

I gotta take a leak. I'll be back.

It kind of smells like lead pencils to me.

What does it smell like to you, Ari?

Don't stick a glass in my face, Turtle.

What's with the attitude?

Stop freaking out, Ari. Vince will be fine.

They've been out there for 20 minutes, man.

What are they talking about?

I'm sure Vince is just charming his ass off.

It's just a matter of time before he locks the deal.

As long as Dom don't fuck it up.

- Huh? - Look.

- Fuck. - Jesus.

It's nice to see you still have your childhood friends around you.

Kid never forgot where he came from, never went Hollywood.

Except I think he tweezes his eyebrowses now.

Hey, Dom, let's go get a drink, buddy.

- I got a drink, E. - Grab another one, they're free.

Come on, all right?

It's okay, Ari. Talking to Dom, I get a real sense

who Vince is and where he came from.