Trash Juice

What a lonely day.

Blue sky green tree,

yellow and brown grass

Ha, ha, ha. I love it here.

Bless the leaves.

Bless the forest floor.

Bless all the animals, large and small.

Oh, my God.

Transients shooting up in my neighborhood.

Oh, my God. I have to save them.

I have to save...

My brothers and sisters in Christ.

What are you doing there in this godforsaken hole?

It's a preacher.

You're throwing your mind away, my God.

You've got to stop.

Do you have any drugs? What do you have? What's this?

I'll suck your dick for a cigarette.

Oh, my God. - One fucking hit.

One fucking hit.

What do you have?

You gotta have omething like even just a quarter?

Oh, I need it.

I need it.

Fuck the church. They don't have no fucking drugs.

Follow you?

All your prayers will be answered.

Brother the Lord will save you. You're just disconnected.

Come back here.

Oh, that pussy juice is so...

Ohh, oh, oh...

What are you getting?

You motherfucker.

That's my pussy juice.

Fuck you.

Funny you tell us why, man. I'm never heard.

I'm never held tight.

Oh, my God. What the fuck? That wasn't her.

That was a fucking sheep.

My children, please don't throw your lives away.

There's plenty of things you can do here.

The hurt, the church will help you.

He used to be the Mayor... - The Mayor

of San Pedro.

The Mayor? Oh, my God.

Sir, you've sunk so low.

This pussy juice, uh huh.

Huh, uh.

Come to church on Sunday.

We have programs that can help you, we have Bible study.

We can make macaroni figurines and necklaces.

We are here to save you!

Save me?

How are you going to save me?

Huh? How are you going to save me?

You ain't going to save nobody.

I've got a story to tell you about somebody that thought they could be saved.

He he wanted internet fame so bad that he cut himself for it.

And this is his story.

I really don't know what to do anymore. I have a right to pay.

Don't got the money for it.

I have an associates degree in animation.

Can't find a job for that.

And my friend, my fucking friend,

sweet pickled, my fucking wife.

Make a video. Think about it.

They get tons of views and likes.

I'm not that type of person, man.

Well, what? - Think about it. Suicide videos

biggest thing right now.

Oh, no, no, no.

Come on, they'll know your name.

Be a legend.

Be the best one around.

Everyone will know your name in an instant.

Get twice as many views and followers

within an hour.

I mean,

there's no rent in hell, right?

Nope. Another positive to doing this.

Never got to worry about it again.

All right, well, let's.

Let's try it out.

Let's try it out. Let's try it out.

Maybe.

I don't know.

I'm not that type of person.

Not True.

But you could be just like, those are greats.

Come on. You could be one of them.

Everyone know will your name, and no one else's.

All right.

Come on bud, all you need is one of these.

But what am I supposed to do with this?

Oh, you know what to do with it.

Come on. Watch the videos all the time.

You know what people use those for.

It's going to start your career to fame.

Think about it.

Times of use make you known, make you famous.

Just like all those other ones.

They're going to know your name forever. - All right, fine.

Let's give it a shot. - Atta boy.

Come on, let's go do this.

I'll help you out All right.

There you go, buddy.

Camera is all set up for you.

Think about this.

You do this.

You'll be famous, one of the big shots.

Everyone will know your name.

You got the camera, we got the lights.

Now we just need you to do the action.

Come on, bud.

This is for Tik Tok, Twitter,

please.

Oh, no.

Okay, this way.

Yeah.

There we go.

No, no, no, no.

Long way side.

Come on.

Oh, fuck. No. Fuck this.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Arhhh (choking)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Ha, he, he.

Oh, oh, yaah

Oh, my God.

That happened at San Pedro, and that's amazing.

I, I can't believe that we have programs to help people like yourselves

and your friend, and we do is extra taxes for that sort of thing here.

And we firmly believe in helping the helpless, as well as the church.

I mean, they're they're in every pocket in the city, but especially here.

He was like a son to me, man, fucking son, man.

Fuck you bums.

Wow. That's one gone.

What about you, young lady?

What is your story?

I'm sick of nobody man.

Young lady... you're too young to be here.

Ok, well... whatever that is.

Hiss. Hiss.

Hiss.

Young lady

you're way too young to be wasting your life here.

Why are you doing this?

Let me tell you, the story that happened a couple weeks ago with Squeaky George.

What is that thing?

About a couple of weeks ago, my buddy had him, and it didn't work out.

So now he's mine.

Fine yeah, I got it.

Yes. Everything that they said, six figures

finally able to put the down payment on the house we always wanted.

I'm super excited too.

Yeah,

I know.

Oh, okay.

Well, they're waiting for me right now to clock in, but you know how it goes.

Okay, bye.

Looks like the coast is clear.

Let's get to work.

Whoa.

That was a good trip.

I'm glad it's over though.

Whoa.

What's that?

Looks like somebody left a little squirrel finger puppet here.

Huh.

I wonder if someone's looking for this?

This little squirrel.