No Tail to Tell (오늘부터 인간입니다만)

NO TAIL TO TELL

And as for you.

I'll be coming for you soon.

No!

Mr. Lee.

Hey. Did you get it?

Yes, sir.

But what do you need this for?

Move, damn it.

I was… thinking about this all wrong.

Pardon?

I'm done shaking like an idiot

over those wretched things.

Sorcery, spirits, whatever. I'll just shoot them all dead.

We humans

have our own ways.

EPISODE 11 THE WAY OF HUMANS

THIRTY HOURS AGO

SUNCHEON STADIUM

Eun-ho.

Are you okay?

What's wrong?

I don't know.

I think it was just a dream.

It has to be.

I guess I'm just anxious.

Anxious about what?

It's just…

This isn't just a breeze.

A storm is about to hit.

What are you thinking about?

- What? - Man…

Anyway, what happened to the coach?

The game's about to start. Why isn't he here yet?

We don't even have a starting lineup.

Don't you think Coach has been acting weird lately?

Do you think he got a scouting offer?

Is he dumping us mid-season for another team?

Don't talk nonsense.

Guys, it's not like that.

Why not? It could happen.

He's right. Sure, Coach has always ranked last in the fourth division,

and his playing career wasn't remarkable. His tactics are old-school,

his training predictable,

but that doesn't mean he couldn't get an offer.

You know, Si-yeol,

you have a habit of looking down on our coach way too much.

Whoa! Hi, Coach.

Why don't you just badmouth me, you punk?

Coach, why are you so late?

What about the starting lineup?

We don't even have any tactics,

and we haven't analyzed the opposing team at all.

How are we supposed to play?

Forget that. Don't worry too much.

Anyway, that's not what matters today.

I have a really important announcement.

What?

What are you doing out there? Come on in.

From now on, she'll be working with our team as our new GM.

This is Ms. Hong Yeon-su.

Come on. Let's give her a hand.

Okay… but Coach,

the game's about to start,

and this is supposed to be your big announcement?

Not exactly. There's something else.

Well, what's your match fee these days?

It's… 50,000 won.

- Right. And your win bonus? - It's 300,000 won.

Starting today, our players' match fee

won't be 50,000 won anymore. It will be 200,000 won.

Did she say 200,000 won?

- It's 200,000 won? - 200,000?

And the win bonus went up a bit too.

How much?

One million won.

For real?

What…

- Oh yeah! - One million won!

Hey, hang on. Quiet!

Coach, is this for real?

- Of course it is! - Yeah!

Hey! Are you guys ready to play for real today?

- Yes! - Yes!

- Do you need tactics? - No!

- Do we need to analyze the other team? - No!

All right, let's go!

Hey! We're going position less!

- Let's do it! - Show them how it's done!

DAEHEUNG WINS ANYTIME, ANYWHERE

Maybe it's because I heard all that crappy nonsense.

I can't believe I had that stupid dream again.

It's starting to get to me.

Okay. One, two!

- Daeheung, Daeheung, let's go! - Daeheung, Daeheung, let's go!

- Let's go! - There's Si-yeol.

- Suncheon! - Suncheon!

- Suncheon! - Suncheon!

What's gotten into them today?

I dangled some money in front of them.

Look at them. They're full of energy now.

They're running around like excited mutts.

- You… - My bad.

I forgot to tell you

that I'm now the owner of that loser club.

The owner?

I did some digging,

and you seem pretty tight with Kang Si-yeol over there.

Funnily enough, he and I go way back too.

I'm sure

you're already aware of that.

You're acting pretty cocky today.

Last time we met, you couldn't even look me in the eye.

Not anymore.

I heard

you're just an ordinary human now.

You know, I've got to admit that I was terrified of you.

I never knew when you'd show up or what you'd do,

so I just hid like a scared little coward.

Man, that felt

like absolute shit.

What are you plotting?

I'm just here to let you know that things have changed.

You must've enjoyed looking down on us,

toying with people like it was all a game to you.

But now it's my turn.

Here in the human world,

I'll show you how hellish life can get when you cross someone like me.

Luckily, I still have that much sway.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Coach, we won a million won!

A million won! I can't believe this!

It's a million won!

- Unbelievable! - A million won!

I'm going to start by targeting the people around you,

one by one.

What?

Where's the fun in ending things so quickly?

Now that the tables have turned,

don't you think it's only fair for me to toy with you?

Hey, did you see that?

I want you to be terrified, never knowing when I'll strike,

feeling like shit for being such a pathetic mess.

We're going to kill her.

- Hey! - What?

- Hey! - What's wrong?

What are you doing, Si-yeol?

Si-yeol!

Man, this is fun already.

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

- Oh boy. - What do you want?

Is this allowed when the game's still on?

Tell me why you keep lurking around Eun-ho!

You know why.

I have a score to settle with that fox.

You bastard.

Oh my God!

Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?

Man, that hurts.

Sir, are you okay?

You really need to control your players better, Coach.

He's not an athlete. He's a total thug.

You little...

- Hey. - Come on.

Oh my. You're bleeding.

Seriously, what was that?

We started off strong, so I thought we'd win.

Si-yeol!

Where is he? Where is that bastard?

- Coach! - No, Coach!

- Si-yeol, you… - Whoa, calm down.

Si-yeol isn't here.

- He's not? Okay, fine. - Si-yeol's gone.

So where did that bastard go then?

Well,

I think he left early after getting the red card.

What? He left?

Wow, the least he could do is get on his knees and beg for forgiveness,

but he just left?

Seriously, is he nuts?

I'm sure he left because he felt too embarrassed to face us...

Sure! That jerk has it real easy, right?

He has amazing team spirit.

Hey, I'm tearing up. Seriously, I'm so moved.

But you know what?

Thanks to Si-yeol, our team is screwed.

Come on, Coach.

I mean, Si-yeol did mess up, but I'm sure it's not that bad.

We'll do better in our next match.

Oh, sure. Just do better in the next match.

Right. But do you know who Si-yeol beat up today?

He was none other than

our new club owner.

A member of the family that owns Geumsu Group!

Wait, hold on. A billionaire?

Wait, does that mean our team is owned by a huge conglomerate?

Not anymore, you idiot!

Because of Si-yeol, the deal is off!

Your 200,000-won match fee

and the million-won win bonus are all gone.