Jomblo (Jomblo: Sebuah Komedi Cinta)

THIS MOVIE IS A WORK OF FICTION.

TO PREVENT THE ACT OF PERSECUTION FROM THE SINGLE DEFENDERS FRONT

THE NAMES OF CHARACTERS, CITIES, AREAS AND THE NAME OF YOUR EX

POTENTIAL EX, PARENTS, AND FRIENDS OF THE EX

ARE PURPOSELY MADE FICTITIOUS.

IF THERE ARE ANY SIMILARITIES, IT IS UNINTENTIONAL.

DON'T TAKE IT TO HEART.

RULE SINGLE COUNCIL OF INDONESIA

I confessed to her. She rejected me.

Told me she wanted to focus on college.

The next day, she's dating a chemistry student.

Damn it. But I've already moved on.

Hey, Lip. I confessed to this one through Line.

- I'm waiting for her answer today. - Seriously, through Line?

Yeah. Why? Is there a problem? It's the era of social media.

Well, there's no problem.

Lip.

But relax. I'm sure she'll say yes.

My single days are over.

Wish me luck. Hope they'd say yes to us.

I'll open the path so that we won't be single anymore.

My name is Agus, Agus Kurniwa. I'm a UNB student.

A fourth year civil engineering student.

The guys beside me are my best friends.

And today we will do something that's quite despicable.

Show ourselves off at another campus.

This one is Bimo. He's from Yogyakarta.

Wait. He's a Papuan man who was born in Yogyakarta.

So the casing is Papuan,

but the SIM card is 100 percent from Yogyakarta.

This one's Doni, also known as Don Juan.

Also known as Playboy.

Known for having angel's smile with devil's heart.

He's a devil.

Girls are like a buffet to him. He tries everything.

This one is Olip. He's the son of a soldier from Aceh.

He's best friends with Doni but is 180 degrees different.

- Hey, Gus. Sit down. - Are you crazy?

This is so close.

Yeah.

Where's Bimo? What's with him?

- Instagram, Don. - The cycle is always like that.

Check their IG. Introduce yourselves.

Ask her to meet you. Confess his feeling.

Get rejected. Cry in the shower.

I'm curious about you and Bimo.

Since last year, you have been eager to find girlfriends.

Good question.

Why do I want to find a girlfriend so badly?

Because being single is painful, General.

- Where are we? - It looks like Lubang Buaya.

Shoot them!

Stop! Calm down!

Wrong movie! That's not the story!

The story goes like this.

After being single for so long, I was actually chill with it.

Until finally, two years ago...

I hated graduation day more than Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day is just laughter, chocolate,

and the intimacy of puppy love.

After graduation, will you really marry me?

Of course I will, baby.

But if you're an old student with this degree of being single

in the third semester, in the seventh semester,

and still single at the end,

on graduation day you'll realize how wonderful it is to receive love.

CURSED SINGLE MEN

Damn it.

- Okay, he talked too fast. - It's better to be single.

You're going to regret it.

- Easy for you to say. - He's the one that said it.

Easy for you to say!

You have experience dating.

I'm always single. For once, I want to be loved

and to love someone. Do you think that I...

- She's pretty, right? - The one with the glasses?

You're right.

She's not as pretty as Asri.

- Asri is prettier. - Damn...

Asri is the girl that Olip likes, but he has not confessed his feeling.

Being around Asri would make him pass out.

Asri's shadow once touched Olip's shadow

after that, Olip had a fever.

Jen. Jenna.

Jenna. Hey.

- Who are you? - Bimo.

- Bimo who? - The Bimo from Line from last night.

That's Bimo.

- Yeah. That one too, I'll take one. - Just one?

- I also want that one, ma'am. - Okay.

- Rita? - Here you go.

Agus?

- Agus SMP 5? - Rita social class?

Agus whose pants got lifted onto the flag pole?

- Agus the clown? - Am I?

Rita from SMP 5?

- Yes. - Oh, my! How are you?

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. Sorry. I forgot.

Let me introduce my friend. This is Lian.

- Did you come here alone? - No, with my friends.

Those two guys over there. Olip! Doni!

Here. Wave your hands.

The one waving his hand.

You're not in the alumni WhatsApp group, right?

Which WhatsApp group?

There's no group. But I'll make it later.

Hey, how about what's-her-name?

- Your sister. - Guti?

- Teh Guti. Is she still selling bread? - She still is.

- Now she sells bread on Instagram. - I see.

- Does she sell wheat bread? - She does.

- She does? - Yeah.

How could you sell bread but not sell wheat bread?

Yeah, you're right.

I'm a man that always upholds his commitments.

- What commitments? - Commitment to our love.

- What? Our love? - I love you to death.

What do you say?

What's wrong?

- I just met my old friend. - Yeah, I saw you.

The one from before? Then?

It's like I'm falling in love.

- You have to drink. - Sorry.

Doni, right?

- Do you still remember me? - Hi.

- What are you doing here? - I already told you.

My dad is the rector here.

I'm happy to see you again so I can...

Wait. Jenna. Listen to me, Jenna.

Jenna. Listen to me, Jenna.

My love for you is big, as big as Mount Merapi,

the most active volcano in Yogyakarta.

- How sweet. - I'm willing to die for you, Jenna.

Die? Then just die. But don't die here, please.

Jenna, do you think I'm joking

about willing to die for you?

Jenna, stay right there. Back up.

I'll prove that I'm serious, that I'm willing to die for you.

This is the proof, Jenna! I'm willing to die for you!

Jenna!

Security! There are UNB students here!

No! Oh, my God.

Before you beat us up, be hospitalize and die,

may I know what's going on?

Surprise...

- I understand... - Security!

Hey, we can talk about this?

Calm down! What's going on? Don't act like vigilantes!

There's a procedure to beat someone up!

Thank God, a sane person. Excuse me, miss.

There seems to be a misunderstanding. My friend suddenly got hit.

Doni?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

A security... Security guard?

That's enough. Listen.

Vigilantism is not a solo act.

You should do it in a crowd!

Watch out, there's a bomb!

Run!

Run for your life, everyone!

Hurry up!

After an anti-terror squad investigation,

the bomb was only a toy.

An old man was found dead in his rented house

on the outskirts of B City.

A group of citizens of Single Defenders Front did protest

in front of the council building.

The victim died after hanging himself.

It is suspected the reason was because he'd been single for too long.

They ask for the immediate cancellation of the rule "being single is haram."

Do you agree with the rules of being single?

The rule isn't the problem.

What we have to pay attention to is the humanity aspects.

Am I right? How come people are still single?

The government has thought about this issue thoroughly,

because there have been victims.

That's why I plan to create a park for single people.

Places were used for inappropriate actions.

I'd turn it into a park called Kalijodo.

- Am I handsome? - A regular face. Sorry.

I have such a regular face, but it's easy for me to get a partner.

- Do you have a partner yet? - Not yet.

Oh, no. Don't be alone for too long.

Find someone who's ready for marriage.

Find one with a steady income like me.

I'm ready for it.

Miss. Where's Teh Guti?

She's at the back.

Why are you learning English?

You've got a lot of posters in English already.

They're just for display.

I got them from an old café.

This Vin Diesel from Garut is A' Rahman, my brother-in-law.

Gus, I have a new oven.

And the instructions are in English.

- I don't understand. - All right, go ahead.

Don't overreact.

You're the one that looks like an obese ghost.

"Obese?" Did you just call me fat? I'll show you obese!