I'm the Most Beautiful Count (ฉันนี่แหละท่านขุนที่สวยที่สุด)

Welcome to the most glamorous show

in the land of Saenya,

Saenya Tonight!

This evening,

you’ll meet a singer adored by half the country,

yet despised by the rest.

Wherever he goes,

whatever event he attends,

the police are at his door the very next morning.

But he couldn't care less.

And now, the moment is here.

Please welcome Prince and his brand-new single,

"This is Me."

SAENYA TONIGHT

My life is fabulous!

LOVE PRINCE

Now, pick the shots where we aren't blinking.

- Save it. - Slay!

Save.

- Slay. - Gorgeous.

- Hey. - Nat.

Take a pic of me real quick. I’m sending it to my man.

Alright, okay.

Strike a good pose.

Okay.

One, two, three.

Fabulous.

- Did it come out good? - Let’s see.

Let me send it to him first.

Prince is ready!

It's like a whole buffet of men!

There’s a whole crowd over here too.

Are those fans?

It's the haters. You ready?

BEING GAY IS A CRIME

- Get out. - Leave.

- Go away. - Get out.

- Beat it. - Get out.

- Get out. - Quit already.

- Get lost. - Get out.

- Scram. - Go away.

YOU FAGGOT SHAME ON YOU

- Get out. - Get out.

- Quit already. - Leave.

- Get out. - Leave now.

- Go away. - Get out.

For my confidence.

Oh, this is the women’s restroom.

When will this world stop dividing us by male and female?

Welcome to heaven, Prince.

Where is this?

Is this a man’s house?

Who the hell did I go home with last night?

Is that the guy I slept with?

A ghost?!

Wait for me!

Let’s go!

What ghost is this stunning?

You.

What’s wrong with those people?

They’re just scared of you, sir.

Wait… Sir, you’re not actually dead?

Me? Dead?

Queens don’t die easy, babe.

Where exactly is this place?

Is this your house?

Then, that means…

Last night…

Did something happen between us?

Something?

Something what, sir?

This is your room, sir.

My room?

Is this some kind of spa?

But…

I didn’t book any spa appointment.

I’ve got rehearsals all day today.

What? My hair!

My bangs are a mess!

Who the hell dressed me in this?

I’ve got it!

This has to be some kind of reality show.

But do they go this far nowadays?

Drugging me? Putting me in a traditional outfit?

Redoing my whole look?

That means…

A camera!

Where’s the camera? Where is it?

Where is it?

Wow, well hidden.

What are you saying, sir?

I don’t understand.

So, you're playing the servant, right?

Fine. You wanna play? Let’s play.

But just so you know.

If the show’s playing me this dirty,

I’m gonna charge a premium, darling.

Well, since we're doing this,

I might as well go full diva on you.

One, two, three…

Action!

Sir? Sir, where are you going?

Hey, is this show like period-themed or what?

Then what should my character's name be?

Ubon? Lady Karakade?

Or Nang Wanthong?

Worradej.

Whose name is that? So tacky.

You're seriously not dead.

Hello there, Uncle.

What part are you playing, huh?

Did you wake up and gone mad?

Should’ve just died and saved us all.

Now you're just a curse on this household.

Such strong energy.

But seriously, what role are you playing?

So I can act along properly.

Hey, you.

What role is he playing, so I can match it?

He's the noble father of the young master, sir.

Got it.

Strict dad who hates queers, classic trope.

Alright then.

Let me show you how it’s done.

Dear noble father!

Your child has not yet perished until my dreams are fulfilled.

The day I win seven Grammy Awards,

every single one of them,

only then will I be drop-dead sickening, Father.

What? You don’t believe me?

Then, dear noble father, have a listen to my brand-new single.

See if it might win me any awards.

Well, was it fabulous?

Applause! Come on, applause!

Clap for me, now!

So what do you think, noble father? Was it fierce?

Sir!

Hey, Uncle!

What kind of acting is that?

You're not even protecting your scene partner!

Ever heard of camera angles?

You must be possessed by some evil spirit.

I’ll beat you till it leaves your body.

Will you leave my child or not?

Will you? Jade, get out of the way!

Will you leave my child or not?

- Will you leave? Huh? Will you? - That’s enough!

Stop it right now.

Cut the camera. Give me that damn stick.

Quit playing around already.

Quit playing, huh?

Sir. Sir!

Sir!

Lock him up in the house.

Don’t let him go out and shame us in front of the villagers.

Having a lunatic for a son is a disgrace.

Yes, sir.

Sir?

Sir.

My Lord.

Who are you?

And where am I?

Tell me, please.

You are me.

And you're now in my place.

And you must help fulfill my deepest desire.

What desire?

What is it that you want?

My desire is the same as yours.

My desire is your desire.

My desire is your desire.

My desire is your desire.

Wait.

Where did he go?

Hold on.

Come back here.

We’re not done talking.

Hey, come back.

We’re not done talking.

You ancient ghost.

Come back here!

I've prepared the medicine, sir.

How are you feeling, sir?

Hey, you.

Let me ask you seriously.

Don’t mess around. No more jokes.

Where the hell is this place?

This is the residence of Chao Phraya Singhanakhon,

Lord Aksakhet Prawetdao Damrongburirat.

Is that a person's name?

That’s your father's full name, sir.

He is the Lord of Singhanakhon.

Don’t you remember anything at all, sir?

Singhanakhon…

And where in Saenya is this Singhanakhon?

The country of Saenya?

I’ve never heard of such a place, sir.

Singhanakhon is in the Kingdom of Thanapura, sir.

Thanapura?

Thanapura…