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Come on, let's go.
Close the door.
Sleepwalking
The condition of walking in your sleep..
Sleepwalking
Fifteen percent children
between the age of five and eight suffer from this disorder...
Nearly twenty-five percent of these children suffer
from this condition for a lifetime.
And this kid is one of them
whose sleepwalking condition wrecked my peace and gave me sleepless nights...
Who this boy is?
Let's find out...
Hello. Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome.
How are you? All good?
- Did you put everything in it? - Yes.
Unbelievable, Pinky ji...
You should be ashamed!
Despite being the wedding planner,
You've rushed to the snacks counter first.
I'm quite shameless, when it comes to a few things
Indian snacks being one of them...
And anyway.. I'm not here to quell my lust for snacks
Actually, Is it lust or craving?
Lust.
Both are ok.
Aww, you're so flexible, Mr. Puri.
It's not the lust for snacks that brought me here.
I came to make sure the server here
offers complimentary bites to my most handsome client, Mr. Puri, guests
without having to be reminded.
And he forgot.
Listen up Charlie!
Make sure the end bites are ready before the client asks for them..
The hospitality needs to be top notch.. Isn't it Puri!
Okay. Let's bounce.
The groom must be on his way.
Bring the groom around.
Where is the horse?
What would a horse do without a groom?
No groom? Dear God. Did this one run away too?
- Run Away? - Nothing. Nothing.
The groom's coming. But not on a horse.
Then?
It's my wedding, and he's getting a floral shower.
Lift me up, bloody nincompoops. Help me.
The bride will garland the groom first
Sure.
- What are you doing? - Are you cross-eyed?
Go on. Go on.
Clap for me, guys. I just got married.
Wow. Amazing incantations.
- Thank you, mister. - The loin-cloth bit was cherry on top.
- Amazing songs. - Thank you, boss.
- Amazing decorations. - Thank you, sir.
Why did you deduct my money?
Why did we give him so much?
Why did we give him so much?
Why, sir?
Ask yourself this important question, you nincompoop.
Nincompoop?
- You're breads.. - Were half-baked.
- The Paneer Do Pyaza... - Had only one type of onion.
No green onions?!
I could have still ignored all of the above, Dinesh.
- But the Tiramisu... - Had too little rum.
And that is non-negotiable, bro!
Fine. Next time I'll keep in mind. Give it.
What did he say?
Give it.
Leave that, brother.
Maghai Saada Paan. With rose-petal, coconut slivers, and tutti-frutti.
Awesome. One thing I missed in LA
Maghai Saada paan with tutti Frutti
Pack six more.
You don't need to ask twice. Coming right up.
Pack six more Maghai Saada for brother.
She's still howling?
She is my daughter!
She can laugh or cry whenever she likes.
- Who are you to interfere? - Dad, don't scream at him.
He's cute!
My child.
It's Okay.
Pushpa...
What kind of Pushpa is this?
That's not the gesture-this is.
How? Show me again.
Not bowing down, damn it!
Too good, Aunt Roli.
If you didn't shave off your beard,
they would have cast you in part three.
Stop it, naughty boy.
Ray, Ray.
- Dad. - My child.
Dad, how am I going to live without you?
Make a pinky promise! Right away!
You'll never marry an Indian girl.
- Why? - Look at the melodrama she's creating.
- Mom. - What?
- What are you doing? - Let's go...
Mad or what?
They pray for good husbands all their life.
And when they find one...
- Papa! Papa... - Quiet!
Okay.
Didn't you cry at your wedding?
Who? Me?
I cried after I got married!
I know.
Oh, shit.
- What is it now? - The broker called.
- Oh, shit! - Yeah...
Even we'll own a house
- We'll own a mansion in the US. - Yes.
You did it, huh.
Wonder Woman.
No, you did it.
Always fixated on the idea of "We must have our own home".
I, on the other hand, was happy living in a rental
So... credit goes to you.
Well.. I don't give up easily.
Manufacturing defect. I get it from my mother after all
See you.
I'm on my way to the hotel, and then to the airport.
Have a great trip. Take care.
God bless you!
Hey, Pinky. Would you be ok with about a Croatian daughter-in-law?
Like Khaleesi.
Anyone, but not Indian
"You are mine, I am yours, you are mine"
Excuse me.
Yup.
Oh... excuse me.
- Hi. - Wassup!
Are you being able to read the names of those three books?
Queen of Tajganj.
Love in Ghagra.
Uhh.. Agra! Not Ghaghra..
- Agra? - Yes.
Is it?
Don't you feel this book would have been a runaway hit
"If it was called Love In Ghagra" instead.
And would not be invisibly rotting in the last row like this.
I'll tell the writer to name the sequel "Ghagra" instead of "Agra".
But for now, can you get those three books down?
Can you reach it?
Of course.
I've had long hands since I was a kid...
My mom even wanted to name me Mr. Long Hands.
I'm joking.
I'm glad.
So, what did your mom name you instead of "Mr. Long Hands"?
Rehaan.
Affectionately peeps call me Ray.
And what if someone doesn't feel affectionate towards you?
Has the sun ever risen from the West?
So the idea of someone not liking me is impossible.
- Love in Agra. - Yes, thank you.
The writer is a friend, so I was just being a good friend.
Would you like to become a better friend?
What's going on?
It's written by our friend.
We're trying to be good friends.
Well, in that case, you should buy the book
and help increase sales.
Point.
- Please come. - Yeah.
Ray lost my credit card. Call ASAP
Shit.
I'm going.
Okay, don't worry.
Enter the pasword.
Where are you lost nowadays?
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Ten!
Repeat.
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Hello, Dad.
Did you speak with Tulsiram, Rumi?
- Tulsiram, who? - The broker.
Yeah... I told you I wanted to get my own place, right?
Think about your future.
Rather than wasting thirty grand on rent every month,
give that money to me. I'll put it in a Fixed Deposit.
First of all...
First of all...
With such low interest rates FDs are hardly going to help in hard times..
I mean... how much can 6.9 percent ease anybody's problems?
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