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‪This is bad.

‪What happened?

‪It's him!

‪He's been such a menace.

‪He died badly.

‪Get out of here!

‪They did him bad.

‪He deserved it.

‪He did.

-Styled by Muthurwa! -That's it!

Will we know peace when you go to Europe?

-Mo, you're such a fool. -I swear!

If my brother gets signed in Europe...

-They'll know you? -They will know I'm the fuckin' boss!

All my hopes are in this gig.

It kills me seeing you struggle with dialysis each day and I can't help you.

My dialysis shouldn't stress you.

I'll use my little energy left to wash people's clothes and...

That's not sustainable. We can't depend on a sick person to survive in this city.

No offence though.

None taken.

go see what Europe has to offer.

I'm very optimistic.

Check me out.

Wish me luck.

Clenching my butt cheeks.

If your small butt is what we are depending on to make it,

then I stand no chance.

You stupid bitch!

Just know your first salary

will pay for my butt enhancement and I'm not begging.

This house will be a museum.

People will be paying to see this international butt.

See you later!

Papa Leftie!

Greet the gang. Don't be like that.

Yo.

-What's up? -Big Man!

-Yo! -What's good?

-How is it going? -Everything's good.

What's up?

It seems that the gang is having fun.

But it looks like you were in a catfight.

But you know the boys have to feel good on payday.

-I see. -Yeah.

How come you don't indulge yourself though?

I get my high when working.

There is no better high than getting paid.

-I swear! -Yeah.

I see.

-So, are you going for your training? -No.

We did some trials last weekend.

We'll know today if we made it or not.

Ah, you are the guys who are supposed to go to Norway?

-That's right. -I'm telling you,

nobody in Nairobi can match your skills.

-I rank you highly. -You are just teasing!

Of course!

If we don't tease you, who will?

-I swear! -And because of that...

Let me start financing your career,

because I know the day you make it,

things will be good for us.

Blessings, my guy.

May God bless your hustle, my guy.

That's what's up!

Guys, you keep chewing your khat but just know...

This guy, when he makes it,

we will all make it.

We will get out of the ghetto.

they say,

is responsibility.

Everybody in this hood looks up to you.

And everyone's hopes

lie right here on your shoulders.

-Alright? -For sure.

Don't let us down!

I won't let you down.

-Go show them. -Later!

-That's what's up, bro. -On it!

I'm telling you, when this guy goes overseas,

the kind of shoes I'll be wearing!

Wow!

Gikomba Market for who?

They'll be from abroad.

-Designer. -Ah!

‪Today's game will be fire,

‪-Yo! ‪-Yo!

Today is the day.

Today, we know if we are flying to the EPL.

Good luck.

We are together.

When you reach there, represent us well.

I'm that guy, I must represent the team to the fullest.

Of course!

-Yes! -Of course.

We'll link up later.

That wall fascinates you, huh?

-So much! -Yeah?

-Kevin Motego! -Coach!

Admiring the wall of fame, huh?

And wondering where my space is.

I'm so nervous.

I didn't see any threat in the trials.

Alright.

Uhm,

Thank you so much.

I'm grateful. Thank you, sir!

They eliminated me again, haven't they?

they said they have enough strikers so...

they opted to pick a defensive midfielder.

So they picked Sidi Camara?

They left Mulama,

Sadiq, and picked Sidi Camara!

You know Sidi Camara is MP Camara's nephew, so...

Maybe he bribed them using the CDF money to pick him.

Listen, the day you go international,

and they ask you to change citizenship,

don't think twice.

That ship has already sailed coach.

There is no striker like you in this country right now!

Okay? Don't give up.

Other scouts will spot you.

I don't have that time!

I need a real job since we just came here to waste time.

Anyway, I am turning 22, so...

the time for being scouted is over.

In the previous World Cup,

which was your best team?

And in Italy's squad, who did you like most?

Number 9, just like you.

Do you know how long it took for people to recognize Luca Toni?

Do you know how old he was when his career took off?

-No. -Twenty-seven.

How many years did he play for Palermo?

For six years.

If Luca Toni had quit, where would he be now?

Was Luca Toni an orphan?

Did Luca Toni have a terminally ill sister

who needs dialysis every week for the rest of her life?

Luca Toni had the luxury of time.

I don't.

I won't waste my prime years,

chasing shadows to impress a government that steals from its children.

An MP who's supposed to ensure my sister has access to free dialysis,

is the one killing my dreams

so that his child can add another car to his parking lot!

Coach, apart from that trip when I went to Denmark when I was 16...

what else has football done for me?

This is the fourth time!

The fourth time an opportunity has been snatched from me.

To hell with them!

As for me, I quit.

You keep pushing.

I'm sorry to disappoint you, Coach.

Okay, here we are! Okay!

Am I going to Brazil for that butt enhancement?

Kev.

Ah, Papa Leftie!

-What's up, Kasisi? -It's all good.

-What's up, guys? -We're good.

What time is our flight to Norway?

-It's tricky. -What's tricky? Fare?

If fare is the problem we will fly on brooms like Kisiis.

Chill out, man. Don't insult my tribesmen.

Take it easy, man, appreciate some humor!

So... how did it go?

Some politician bribed the officials,

-so his nephew replaced me. -How, now?!

How?

Such a fool should get testicular cancer.

He's an old monkey.

How do you steal from the poor?

If I ever meet a politician while at work,

I'd rob him of everything, even his skin!

You're so angry. What if you were the one in my position?

I am a thief, but I don't steal from the poor.

There is a code of ethics!

Right! Speaking of code of ethics,

I really like your work ethic.

Yeah, you know...

I prefer discipline over talent any day.

-For real? -Yeah.

That's why, I want to join you.

What?!

Listen bro, I can be a very good addition to your team.

Apart from my work ethic, I am very athletic.

My lungs are healthy. Nobody can catch me.

I can be a great asset to the team.

I work alone. I don't do gang bangs.

Second, If I hear such nonsense from you again!

Do you realize the skills you have?

And how much talent you have?

If I hear such bullshit again,

I will find you and my guys and

will whoop your ass properly! Understood?

I must survive out here, Kasisi.

Plus my situation at home is not good.

Go to the industrial area, look for a decent job.

Hustle! Go training in the evening.