Impractical Jokers

Coming up, why is joe doing the camera roll?

Joe: I'm gonna come in hot.

Narrator: What's got murr learning the lingo?

Get woke.

I don't think that's how you use that.

Narrator: And which losing joker

Will get the piss taken out of him

In tonight's punishment?

-Oh! -Oh, my god!

Sal: Prepare for something amazing.

Hey, mustache, what's up?

Murr: Like a boss!

Sal: I will never forgive you!

Joe: Larry!

Joe: Just two fart-knockers getting it done.

Today, we're playing photographers.

And we're snapping photos of new clients.

While taking snaps, we're gonna have to do

And say whatever the other guys tell us to.

And, of course, if you refuse to do anything, you lose.

Fellas, photo! Cheese!

When people trash-talk staten island,

This is what I want them to see.

Murr: This is like versailles.

This is -- this is better than versailles.

Because you don't have to fly to France to go.

Well, it's not better than versailles,

But, yes, I understand what you mean.

It's way better than versailles.

Joe: All right, here we go.

-Hello. -Hi. How are you?

Good. How are you?

Sal: "you may have heard of me.

I made my name as a very reviled paparazzo.

Yeah, this is great.

Uh, and thank you for agreeing to come do this.

Yeah.

You know, you may have heard of me.

I was the most reviled paparazzo in hollywood.

-Oh, god. -Yeah.

So I'm trying to change my reputation.

-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah.

"well, you're here, which means you haven't googled me."

Yeah, which -- you're here,

Which means you haven't googled me.

-No. -Great.

Just let me get the background here.

Now! Now!

Okay, now!

Great. Maybe we'll get a few water shots.

Perfect.

All right, and I'm going.

Okay. Yeah, great, great.

Let me go back.

Joe: She's telling you what to do.

Q, just let her boss you around.

Now, what should I do?

I'm not -- not kidding.

Now what should I do?

You want to do a sitting one?

I will do that. I will do that.

Oh, that's great.

Joe: Oh, uh, q, who's that

In the corner coming out of the bushes?

Is that your old assistant joe papio, who you fired?

Hey, bud.

Sal: Q, he follows you from shoot to shoot now.

Just stalking and harassing you.

It's a "fatal attraction" situation.

Okay. Really? You're showing up here now?

It's on the calendar.

This is joe. He's -- he's my old assistant.

But don't look in that camera.

Don't -- don't take pictures of me.

No, no, I got it.

Buddy, come on.

-Okay, I'll see you soon. -No, you won't.

Amazing.

Let me try and get some of that water popping in.

Joe: Now I want you to review a photo, q.

Oh, wait a minute. What's this?

Yeah -- oh.

Looks like there's a ghost in this photo.

Looks like there's a ghost in this photo.

Huh.

All right, let me try again.

Ah, you look amazing. That's great.

"oh, you look great, but the ghost blinked."

You looked great, but the ghost blinked.

Let me -- let me take one more. One more.

Oh, this is amazing. There you go.

3, 2, 1, boom.

Q, now look at it, go, "all right.

Well, the ghost looks great in this one, you not so much.

I'll photoshop it."

Yeah.

The -- the -- no, that's great.

That's good. That's great.

murr: There you go.

Sal: All right, joey's up.

You feeling photography?

Not yet.

Sal:

-Here we go. -The return of joe.

Murr: There he is.

Joe the photographer.

Now I'm ready. Now I'm ready, boys.

All right, here he is.

Joe: Nice to see you.

"name's frederique, but my friends call me rique."

My name is frederique.

Yes, my friends call me rique.

And yours?

Lawrence.

Larry?

Larry is your father.

I've been looking for that guy.

Okay, I'm just gonna take some test shots with the lighting.

"my -- my glasses are fake. They're for the look."

My glasses are fake. They're for the look.

"my hat is prescription."

Thank you. The hat's prescription.

"yo, you just got rique'd."

You've been rique'd.

"dust that rique off."

Dust the rique off.

Sal: "oh, I'm rique'ing all over you."

And I'm rique'ing all over you.

Come -- come this way, my friend.

Joe just ask casually if there's any chance

He thinks he could catch a fish from the fountain

With one hand for a shot.

Any chance you think you could bare-hand a koi

Out of this fountain?

"we're the dream team, buddy."

We're the dream team, you and I, lawrence.

"just two fart-knockers getting it done."

Rique'ing out, baby.

Just two fart-knockers getting it done.

Yeah.

"you've been rique'd."

You've been rique'd.

"oh, yeah, we're knocking the farts

Right out of each other."

I'm knockin' the -- knockin' the farts right out of you.

Two fart-knockers...

Knocking those farts.

Joe, uh, you see on the ground over there

We put a rolling board?

Oh god. Okay, let's have you...

Want you to, you know, roll around, take some shots.

There it is.

If you don't mind, I want some motion,

And I want to be a little lower.

A little bit.

Perfect.

I'm gonna come in hot.

That's hot?

Keep going. I like the natural.

He's having so much trouble.

You've been rique'd, you fart-knocker.

You've been rique'd.

Murr: Very impressive.

Joe: Here we go, buddy.

Hey! How are you?

I'm james. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, bryce.

Come on in, please.

Oh, my god. He looks like he's from hanson.

Murr: We're gonna be bouncing around, taking photos

Throughout the whole gardens.

Murr, he just took the scarf off, go,

"whoa. Lot of neck."

Oh, you took the thing off, because now it's, whoa,