Caiman

I always thought that hell was a, a hot fiery pit filled

with demons, and the devil, and just shit like that.

But in reality, it's cold, it's dark,

and it's very, very lonely.

Oh, my God. (Gasping)

Ana.

Oh, oh, gee, oh, no. (Gasping)

Ana, Ana, where are you?

Oh, gee. (Gasping)

Ana.

Oh.

Ana, Ana, where are you?

Oh, shit, shit, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

Ana.

Okay.

You're good.

Dude, I don't even think we can park here.

What do you mean?

No, dude, we're gonna be fine.

I don't see any signs, bro.

What?

It's Chicago, dude.

We're gonna be, like, fucking two minutes.

Listen, if you're even worried about it,

why don't we just tell him to come down?

No, bro, because I want

to video Cameron coming down from his apartment, okay?

I told Cameron that I wanna document everything, all right?

Oh, fuck.

Come on. Let's go.

Nah, I think, I think we'll be fine, dude.

All right, Speed Racer.

Holy shit, you know I'm carrying a camera.

Yeah, I know.

We can't miss our flight to Puerto Rico.

Yo, Cameron.

Uh, I'm not gonna do that.

Holy shit.

It's not unlocked, bro.

- There you go. - Access granted.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There we go. Watch your step.

Okay, no more stairs

all trip. - Aw, one more flight,

princess. - No, I mean it, dude.

You'll be carrying this camera up the next set.

Damn, my boy don't got a mailbox? Jesus.

- Dude, that is a- - fire hazard.

serious amount of bills, holy shit.

What's with all this?

Dude, seriously?

You're late, man. - Uh, there was, yeah,

I mean, there was a accident on Division, like.

Oh, hi, I am Joseph.

- Oh. - Nice to meet you.

Are, are we rolling already?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit, man.

He, he told me you were cool with this.

I mean, yeah, I'm cool with it.

But does the camera always have to be in my face?

Oh, come on, man, you're the star.

Is your car outside?

Yeah, it's right out front.

Uh, can you just grab the big bag for me?

I'll grab the two small ones.

Sure.

It's unlocked, right?

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

Yeah, I'm the producer, all right?

What, producer means you get to go

through people's personal shit now?

What the fuck? - Ah.

Yeah, this is my job, organization and logistics.

You're camera, so I want you to point and shoot.

Oh, what the?

Oh, my God, this is exactly what I was looking for.

Okay, this is a story about a man's descent into madness.

This is what is gonna give Ana justice.

Come on, dude. Put that shit away.

No.

Hey, hey, what are you doing, man?

- Hey, hey. - What the fuck is

wrong with you? - Why do you have

so much stuff, man?

We're only going for a couple days.

Why are you going through my shit, dude?

Oh, I just wanna make sure we're on the same page.

That's all.

That doesn't give you permission to go through my stuff.

Respect my privacy.

- Sorry, man. - Okay?

Let's go.

Hey, Diego, how long is this, uh,

trip to the airport?

Uh, how long is it, Cameron?

About an hour.

Mm, it's not too bad.

Can I actually, uh, live you guys up real quick

since we got this whole drive ahead of us?

Cool.

Oh, yeah, check, check, check.

Puerto Rico, it's gotta be, like, what, 10 hours?

It's, like, four hours.

Holy hell.

Make a right right here.

Oh, sorry, guys.

Whoo.

Here we are. We're here.

Go this way. Go right.

See that, see that Crown Vic over there?

- Yeah. - That's him.

Good.

All right, man.

- Yeah. - Here we go.

Excited to see this plane, yo.

- Whoo, shit. - Arrived.

Yo, Cameron, whew.

I'm glad to be out that car, man.

Yeah.

Man, this audio's gonna be terrible.

Shit.

Wait, where's he going?

I don't know, maybe to go and talk to the pilot.

Let's hope he doesn't change his mind.

Wait. What do you mean change his mind?

What's that supposed to mean?

One time, Ana planned this entire rafting trip,

and he bailed at the airport.

She lost her deposit and everything.

See, if he gets in his head, it's over.

Hmm, well, if he pulls that shit, man,

we'll just make him walk his ass back home. (Laughs)

- What about us? - What do you mean, man?

See, his dad goes way back with this guy.

He backs out, this whole thing is a bust.

Shit, can you get, get that door for me?

Shit, true, all right, thank you.

Ooh.

Cameron?

Oh, hold the door.

- Oh. - Oh.

Thanks. - Yep.

Starting with the bullshit early, aren't ya?

Ah.

Dude, you are pacing. What's going on?

Yeah, well, he's been in there a while.

Okay, and?

I don't know.

Either he's taking a shit, or he's planning his escape.

Has he always been weird like this, man?

He didn't say more than three words the entire trip up here.

Yeah, (sighs) I don't know, man.

Since Ana died, he's just been different.

Hmm.

Yeah, man, I get it.

Just know he's not that guy anymore.

What is it, like, five stages of grief

or something like that?

Thought it was, like, seven.

What is it, like, greed and wrath, sloth? (Laughs)

Bro, no, no, no,

that's, like, the seven deadly sins or something,

like, Dante's "Inferno" shit or whatever.

I don't know.

I'm talking about acceptance.

Like, he's definitely not accepted what's happened.

I just had to gather my thoughts, dude.