Camp Blood X: Animated

Danimal.

Hmm, don't mind if I do.

What's up, Ross?

Hey, not much, man.

So you going out with us tonight, man?

Can't, Mark and I are taking off for the weekend.

Oh, yeah? Where you going?

Mark's dead has this place in Florida

that he said we could stay at.

There's supposed to be this big party down there.

Oh, that's cool, man.

You heading out this morning?

Soon as Mark and the girls are ready.

Hey, check this out. I've been practicing.

A, B, C, F, E, A, I, I, E, R, S,

T, W, X, Y, Z.

That was awesome.

I knew you were going to get through it this time.

Well, I'd better get outta here, Danimal out.

All right, man, have a good one.

Don't get too burnt.

What's up, chief?

Just finishing up. You packed?

Yep.

That's all you are taking?

I got everything I need.

I got some shirts, a pair of shorts, underwear,

and my trunks right here, boom.

What about sunblock?

Dude, they sell that shit down there.

I don't need it now.

Meds, condoms, cash?

What are you worried about, mommy?

Nothing, I just want everything to go right this weekend.

Dude, relax.

You've been like this since the second grade.

Sometimes you gotta take charge and say fuck it.

Besides, you've got the Danimal as a wing man.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, where'd you get that?

I could really use one of those.

Ah, that would be Ross.

And yours is still chilling in his fridge.

I'll do the drinking. You do the driving, 'kay?

Uh-huh, right, I'll remember this.

And when you least expect it, bam.

Don't make me strangle you.

It took three months for it to grow back.

Okay, come on. Let's get going.

Gotta stay on schedule

so we can blame the girls for any delays.

Ready?

I been waiting on you.

Oh.

After you, sir.

It came. Check it out.

The mask.

Oh, uh, that serial killer thing?

Uh-huh, 100% original, go on.

Uh, no, get that nasty thing away from me.

I don't want any part of it.

Oh, you're just being silly.

You know that's not right, don't ya?

What?

Having that thing.

Shouldn't it be in evidence somewhere?

It's a cold case. Nobody's going to miss it.

Besides, I didn't steal it.

It's still not right.

Whatever.

It's what, an 18-hour drive?

So we can drive straight through.

That gives us Saturday, Sunday, and part of Monday.

We'll be back by noon on Tuesday.

That's fine with me.

But the girls may want to stop somewhere to sleep.

They could sleep in old Bessie on the way down.

You and I will do the driving.

Cool?

Hey, you girls wanna go to Florida for the weekend?

I do.

So

I might have told Kim

and Becca where we're going this weekend.

Oh, come on. Really?

I'm sorry. It just sort of slipped out.

What did you tell them?

I may have said they could come along.

No, no, we already have a full car.

We don't have anywhere to put them.

They can sit back here.

Kristy and I will just scooch together.

Come on, Dan.

Please, the party is going to be huge.

We'll barely even see them.

Fine, they better not ruin this weekend.

Thanks, Dan.

Um, do I get a vote?

Sure, you vote Yes.

Oh, I do?

Uh-huh.

Thank you, honey.

Kim, are you about ready?

- What? - Are you about done?

Oh, yeah, give me a second.

All set, what time are they gonna be here?

Any minute now.

18 hours in a car with Danimal,

why did I ever let you talk me into this?

Because you love me.

- Ugh, I hate that. - Play it out.

- Let's go. - Play it out.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Let's go.

In less than a day, we'll be on a beach in Florida.

You're right.

Danimal.

Damn, look how short Kim's hair is.

Holy shit.

Shut up, you two.

Hey, everybody.

Hey, Becca, how are you two doing?

Um, great, we're really looking forward to this.

Thanks for letting us tag along.

Mark, how many bedrooms are there?

Um, two, but the sofa pulls out into a bed.

Okay, we'll take that.

Really? Okay, cool.

That makes it easy.

Dan, you want to tell them the other thing?

What other thing?

All right, so the plan is to drive

straight through the night.

We'll get there about noon tomorrow.

That way we'll have some beach time,

and then we'll hit the party later.

Wait, what?

I thought we were camping out tonight.

You promised.

You said we were going right past Camp Blackwood

and that we could check it out.

What's the big deal if we camp out tonight?

Babe, it'll cut into our beach time.

Way to go.

Ow, what was that for?

For making me open my big, dumb mouth.

Oh, yeah, guess we should have saved that one.

Uh, ya think?

It's okay, baby. I forgive you.

Also, I may have already reserved three cabins at the camp.

Gorgeous, isn't it?

We're not too far from Camp Blackwood now.

Yeah, but this is pretty sweet.

Did I mention there's a diner or something near the camp?

I hear they make a mean burger.

Oh, I could really go for a mean burger.

How far is it?

Not far, but it's closer to Camp Blackwood than here.

Want me to take over?

That'd be great.

I'm starting to lose the feeling in my ass.

You feel that?

A little, now get the other one.

There it is.

That settles it. Let's go eat.

You all right there, buddy?

I am starving.

How much further, Heather?

I hope their bathroom is clean.

I've got a piece so bad.

Me too, I'm about to float away.

Should be coming up on it any minute.

Thank God.

You guys go ahead. I'll get the gas.

Right on.

Hey, Grady, check out the purdy little college gals.

Where you all headed?

I said, where you all headed?

Look, man, we don't want any trouble.

Shit, son, we don't want no trouble either,

do we, Grady?

Nah.

Ew, gross.

What'd you call me?

Hey, hands off, asshole.

You want mess with someone, you mess with me.

Get the fuck outta here.

Come on, Grady.

These punks don't know how to have a good time.

Thank you guys, you're, like, superheroes or something.

No problem.

Why don't you grab some picnic tables?

Mark and I will get the food.

Sounds good.

Heather, do you know where we're camping?

Yeah. I've mapped it out.

Like, have you been there?

No, but it shouldn't be that hard to find.

There's really only one trail that goes in.

Has she told you why she wants to go there?

Um, no.