Zombies Become Generals 2 (僵尸参将2)

[This film is fictional, please do not imitate]

This land

is sacred.

It connects heaven and earth,

the realm of the living and the dead.

Red happy symbols hang on the sedan chair,

The mouse's daughter is getting married.

She doesn't know whom to marry,

So she has to ask her dad and mom.

Both parents are old and muddled

After arguing back and forth, they finally decide:

"Marry the most impressive one,"

"go pick for yourself."

She is happy.

She is sad.

Her dowry is piled in a coffin.

The wind blows.

And heads bow.

The broom has sharp, sharp teeth.

Don't speak of joy.

Don't talk of cheer.

Disturb the wedding, your blood will drain.

Get lost!

What are they doing?

Chief, the legend says... on the seventh day of the new year

is the wedding of the mice.

Is this a wedding

or

a damn funeral?

Everyone, stop right there!

You have the right to remain silent,

but everything you say can and will be...

Enough nonsense!

Chief, your orders?

We got a tip.

Someone is abducting women.

Who's in charge here?

Step forward and answer.

I'm asking you a question!

Cat got your tongue?

That was...

Scared the hell out of me.

Yeah, gave me a start too.

Chief, great shot.

Still playing the ghost and god trick.

Yeah!

Arrest them all for me!

Arrest them!

Wandering outside the Six Paths,

Drifting beyond the Three Realms,

I summon you forth now.

Let slaughter illuminate the dark path.

Open fire!

Zombie!

There's a zombie!

Run!

Trash!

A bunch of trash!

Such an explosive piece of big news

actually ended up in the hands of

a gossipy tabloid!

I hired you all

to do the work,

not to eat for free!

Move aside.

So you're really hungry.

Chief.

Actually, I was the one

who got those messages first.

Why didn't you publish them?

Chief.

We are a news agency,

not a fiction magazine.

I think we should pursue the truth.

Your name?

Xu...

Chief.

My name is Daixue.

Daishu?

Daixue.

Daixue, right?

Good.

Starting today,

you're the Chief.

Come on, welcome her.

Um.

Don't joke around, Chief.

You started the joke with me first!

Truth and facts?

How much can they sell for?

Is it enough to buy your lousy buns?

With your intelligence,

do you still think you can earn enough for your study abroad fees?

Dream on!

You're still so young,

don't think you've hit rock bottom in life

Actually, your lives

still have plenty of room to sink lower.

Get out.

Chief.

- I think this is... - Get out.

De

Democracy.

Democracy.

Science.

Sci... what?

These two words are Mr. De and Mr. Sai

Democracy and Science.

I say, Dongsheng.

Your Sifu is a Taoist priest.

You are also a Taoist priest.

What kind of democracy and science are you talking about?

What do you know?

The Dao is without emotion.

The Dao is without form.

The Dao is without name.

We who cultivate the Way must encompass heaven and earth,

achieve mastery through comprehensive study.

Tolerance leads to greatness.

It's...

Something terrible has happened!

What is it now?

Is it the meat price rising

or the vegetables being snatched up?

Look at this!

[A case of a zombie injuring people has sparked nationwide concern]

What?

General Li Habu?

[A case of a zombie injuring people has sparked nationwide concern]

Master Chimei has arrived.

This time, for the successful delivery of the goods.

We must trouble you, master.

No need for courtesy, Seventh Princess.

We each take what we need, that's all.

Also, we must trouble you

to handle the aftermath.

[A case of a zombie injuring people has sparked nationwide concern]

Dongsheng, come look at this.

They're so wicked.

They stole General Li's corpse.

No.

This grave was broken open from the inside.

Xing'er.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Come.

Why has this turned into an extreme yin land where dark forces converge?

What's wrong with an extreme yin land?

Sifu said,

if a corpse is buried in an extreme yin land for a long time

it can easily turn into a zombie.

You mean

Li Habu might become a zombie?

Impossible.

Dongsheng, wait for me!

Come, Xing'er.

Let's go.

Where are we going now?

You'll know when we get there.

So what if my husband knows?

Everything he eats, wears, and puts on is given by you, isn't it?

We're here.

The flesh has shriveled.

The blood has dried up.

It was done by a zombie.

We must burn it quickly

to prevent corpse transformation.

What are you doing?

I'm checking if she was bitten by the zombie.

Is undressing her the only way?

That's true too.

What are you doing now?

I'm checking if she has grown the zombie's fangs.

Ouch!

Corpse transformation so quickly?

General Daogang!

Freeze!

You even know this?

Of course.

I've been secretly working hard

in places you don't see.

What a powerful zombie!

Quick, hide!

You're the zombie?

I'm a reporter,

I came to investigate the zombie murder case.

Who knew

you all came,

so I hid secretly.

Really bad luck.

What's that smell?

Why is it so stinky?

Did you fart?

I didn't.

Not good!

It's the smell of corpse oil!

Hold your breath, quickly!

Corpse oil!

Qian Palace opens the Heavenly Gate.

Dui Gua commands the mighty troops.