The Kardashians

Previously on The Kardashians...

- - Beautiful.

Hey, Mom, are you sad that you'll never be pregnant again?

Don't make me cry.

Pregnancy was my most beautiful experience,

especially my first one, my little pepper.

So, you know I'm leaving to go to Aspen with your aunties.

- Lovie! - Lovie.

You have the world at your fingertips,

but you're just, like, fine in Hidden Hills.

Your kids rule your life.

I don't even wanna go on this trip with you

'cause all you're gonna do is pick on me.

- What's the holdup? - Are we taking off soon?

So, the captain said there's weather in Rifle.

I'm just having a lot of anxiety.

I'm maybe dramatic, but I feel like something isn't safe.

Can you just tell the captain we're going to let Kylie off?

I know Kylie since the day she was born.

I don't know why she does this.

The fact that she always gets out of this shit,

is very ******* annoying.

Sometimes you hardly go out, so when you do, you're just like,

"I gotta get back. I gotta get back."

I don't think you realize it.

If this is, like,

the start of what the Aspen trip's gonna be like,

I don't wanna be involved.

Let's go, party peeps.

- I can get in the back. - I can get in the back.

Let me see your look. You're so cute.

No, she's very cute.

- I'm very dressed up. - She's like a Russian princess.

No, I love it. Oh, my God. Stop it.

I'm so excited for sushi.

We're having dinner tonight

at one of my favorite restaurants in Aspen,

and anywhere, by the way. Owned by Nobu.

Can't see.

Probably for the best.

You look like, uh...

Pamela Anderson?

No, you look like a Sesame Street character or something.

- Snuffleupagus? - I don't know.

Snuffleupagus was my favorite one.

- Snuffleupagus? - Snuffleupagus was cute.

I'm fine with that. I think Muppets are cute.

So far, this trip has not been off to the best start.

I'm gonna FaceTime my daughter. I hope that's okay with you.

I was just telling you. Let's live in the moment.

I'm just wondering if you think you live in the moment.

Hi.

I have high hopes for dinner

'cause it... can't get any more annoying than it is now.

Cheers.

So, I think since we're all probably gonna be up early regardless...

- Yeah. - ...I think we should get out

- by 9:30. - Should we call Kylie and see

- if she's coming? - Yeah, you should.

She has FOMO one way or another.

- - Two days of your life

and you couldn't come be on a family trip?

Um, just saying hi. How are you feeling?

I've just had an emotional day.

You know what? We've been there.

I tried to get another flight,

but I guess all flights are having problems and delays

and cancellations because there's a storm coming.

Love you.

I love you.

It is rare that we all get together, so I'm-I'm really upset

that this trip is just not gonna work out for me this time.

All right, I'm gonna put them to sleep.

Okay. Love you. Bye.

The new single by Khloé Kardashian.

But you guys, if anyone ever thought she really...

Like, how you were like, "She's really gonna come."

I mean, I don't think we ever really needed to confirm

Kylie wasn't coming. I knew.

I h... I had the confirmation the second she walked off the plane.

There was no way she was coming.

This is our albacore tataki with truffle.

- Delish. Thank you. - You're welcome.

I'm so excited to get into my bed and watch Gypsy Rose.

I wish we could watch Gypsy together, but I've already started it.

I'm meeting her on Wednesday.

- You're... What? That escalated. -

Mom and Kendall said, "Isn't... Wasn't she trying to meet you?"

A couple years ago,

- I s... did a rating of things... - Oh, come on.

...that I was really into...

You know, she just probably texts her right now and said,

-"Can we meet you on Wednesday?" -"Can I meet you on Wednesday?"

No, it's... she has to get her parole officer.

It's a whole thing. So hopefully, her parole officer approves.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard was just released from prison

for being involved in the murder of her mother.

She reached out to me on social media.

She's expressed wanting to get into prison reform,

and I think that with what she's learned being in prison herself,

I just think there's such an opportunity for her

to use her platform in a, in a really important way.

- - So, it's just all really fascinating.

Okay, well, let me say goodnight to True.

- In prison, you go to... - Hi. I love you.

Uh, where are you?

I'm at a restaurant.

Uh, why do you look so funny?

I look funny? I'm wearing a furry hat.

Here we go again.

She just is so stuck on what's going on at home

that she can't have a good time.

We don't get to do this very often anymore.

It's, like, really rare that we go on these family vacations

and I just want Khloé to just, like, enjoy the dinner, enjoy the moment.

Be present with us.

- Khloé, we're... - Baby!

Okay, Khloé, I love you and I'm not gonna take sides,

but Kim's got a point.

'Kay, mwah.

Get off your phone. We're right here.

- I love you. - I love you!

Who's so cute?

- Bye. See ya. Gotta go. Bye. -

It's... Just 'cause you don't wanna call your kids to say goodnight,

- I wanna call mine. - I'm with my kids.

We're at dinner. Come on.

Wait, I'm supposed to be more present,

but Kim hasn't looked up from her phone the entire dinner?

She's scrolling Instagram.

Okay, I'll be more present.

I love you. Call your dada, okay? Mwah. Oh. Hung up.

What?

- We need you in this conversation. - off. Okay?

This is why I don't like to leave the gates

because I just feel like I get attacked every second.

Get off my immediately.

Wait, what do you think of this alien situation

at that Miami mall?

- Oh, my God, I heard about it. - The Miami thing was fully real.

- I think it's real. - I think so too.

- Obviously, that was 100% real. - No way...

But why... Where are all the video?

- No way 200 cop cars... - Mom, are you kidding me?

They have technology that wipes it all out.

- Rob. - Yo.

Kendall and I are talking about the Miami mall situation.

Kris Jenner's over here like, "There was a fireworks and a mall fight."

I just don't force people to believe what's actually happening.

- So, Mom... - Rob, for the record,

I do believe in aliens.

I love conspiracy theories.

I don't have to believe them all, but I love them all.

And my brother is right there with me.

There's literally seven species of aliens

and there's good aliens and bad aliens.

There's more than that, Rob.

There's more than that for sure, Corey.

I definitely think Corey is an alien, by the way.

I've already told Corey that.

Corey, for sure, is an alien.

Is there proof?

Well, no.

But you're sure?

Well, no. But yes.

Why do you think Corey's an alien?

'Cause Corey's known way too much...

I'm not stupid. I'm on your team.

Is Corey an alien?

No.

There's UFOs on etchings in caves.

Okay. Just a question.

They've literally been here since, like, the '40s.

Centuries, Rob. Centuries.

Are you sure?

No.

You're not sure?

'Member those, you guys? This mochi.

Never been a mochi girl myself.

- Really? - It tastes like I'm eating a dead body.

- Like, chewing the skin. -

Thank you guys so much!

- It was delicious. - Thank you!

I'll get in the back. .

That was delicious.

Delicious. And now you have 10 minutes left with me.

Make 'em count.

I'm still on maternity leave.

- I'm just popping in for like... - You look so good.

For like an hour.

Today, we are launching Lemme in Target.

- Hi. How are you? -

Nice to meet you. Sorry I'm late.

I'm on my baby's breastfeeding schedule.

- This is your Lemme section. - How exciting!

- So cute. - So cute.

This is my first day back at work.

Does it feel good to be in hair and makeup or you didn't miss it?

I did glam for Christmas Eve. That's the only time.

- Okay. - And then, no, it was nice.