The first 200 lines.
- Cute dress she has on. - Yeah.
Are you happy to see me?
Yes.
- Toby-- - Hiya, Matilda!
Oh, my God.
Dad, you're supposed to stay in the car.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know the rules.
Okay. Hi, Matilda!
Hello, Drea's Mom!
That's a lovely dress you've got on.
Yeah, I said the same thing earlier.
Thank you.
Suze has been practicing
social distance on me,
just 'cause I forgot our anniversary.
What?
He's making a joke.
It's a terrible dad joke.
Can we go now, please?
Oh... Yes. Yes. Yes, dear.
Uh, let us know if you need anything.
We're right here.
Bye.
Okay.
Hi.
Hi.
Genevieve, do you wanna wrestle?
Is no one else weirded out
with what's happening out there?
Alex, do you wanna wrestle?
You're gonna get it.
Matilda making her girlfriend
socially distance, it's atypically weird.
You always pretend you wanna wrestle
but you just wanna kiss.
Her parents are just sitting there.
What? I thought they were just dropping her off.
They're literally just eating popcorn.
Well, what do I do?
I feel like I should invite them in,
but that's... I can't.
Matilda says I'm not allowed.
Do they know that I'm not allowed?
- Go say hi. - "Say hi"?
I don't wanna talk to new people.
I don't know how to talk to new people.
Ask them questions.
Ugh. Questions?
Why does everyone always want me
to ask questions?
Did you hear Luke got into
a sports management course?
No.
It has a very low success rate as a career.
Hi, Drea. I'm going to make small talk with your parents
'cause I'm a big, brave boy.
Hello.
Bye.
- Hello. Hi, there. - Wow!
Look at you!
You're as tall as can be.
Thank you.
I hope you don't mind us settling in out here.
No, I don't mind it, but I don't like it.
I mean, my guests stuck in their car. How drab.
We're absolutely fine, we've got CD's.
I mean, even with CD's...
There must simply be more to life
than this driveway to nowhere.
Oh, we're fine.
Plus, nobody's really trying
to live their lives nowadays, are they?
Ohh.
Toby's just a little disappointed.
Uh, when Drea went to college
we were gonna go on a cruise to Alaska.
Oh!
I went on a cruise once,
but I did the gay version.
Yeah, no one chose me
so instead I just got fat at the buffet.
Those men missed out on something very special.
Thank you.
Thank you so, so much.
- I'll tell you this... - Hmm.
...those tickets, they were not cheap.
Yeah.
Do you know what I think?
- I'll tell you what I think. - What?
I think maybe what this calls for
is frozen mojitos,
would you like a frozen mojito?
Ohh, no!
- Oh... - No.
We're off processed sugar.
Oh...
We're not off sugar.
That's a lie we tell each other.
Yes! Okay!
Frozen mojitos. Gorgeous.
Mojitos!
- In the car! - Okay.
Personally, I'm taking a gap year.
It's very British.
People don't do that here,
but I don't always follow the rules.
That makes sense.
I was dazzling!
I always get so gay
when I'm talking to heterosexual people.
I do it on purpose 'cause they need it so much.
How are Matilda and Drea acting?
Uh, cute.
Yeah, they're like cute, I guess.
My parents are getting divorced.
Now?
Yeah, my dad's about to call.
How are you feeling about that?
Probably not good.
I don't know.
What's divorce to a 25-year-old?
I need you to tell me.
I don't know.
Like, I honestly don't know.
I-I guess I'm just disappointed
they aren't gonna try to buy my love.
I mean, I need a new sweater.
It's just that if you don't know if you're sad or not,
then I can't work out how to appropriately react.
I think you can just be normal.
Normal feels like a loaded request.
I, um...
I offered Toby and Suze frozen mojitos,
but I...
Yeah, I'm not gonna follow through with that anymore.
Actually, I think, uh,
frozen mojitos may be the only option.
Oh, my God. That's what I said.
That's what I said out there.
Just now. Me and you are so cute.
We're not getting divorced.
My dad.
Oi. Ugh!
Oof!
How are you?
Where will you go?
It's so hot when he signs, yes? Why is that?
Just doin' all hot stuff with his fingers.
Literally why would you say that to me?
Do you think I haven't experienced enough trauma?
Okay, for how long?
Wh...
Our ice always smells so weird.
Shh.
I'm sorry, Dad.
Okay, fine, yes.
If you wanna go...
you should just go.
Talk to you later.
Okay. No, I'm just gonna throw the stuff in this blender out
and I'm gonna go out there
and I'm gonna say to Toby and Suze
that you got sad news
and so we can't have frozen mojitos.
No, I don't want them to know I'm sad.
Okay, I'm sorry. Just...
Okay, I do not wanna turn this on, I don't,
but, also, I don't know how to
go out there without frozen mojitos
if I can't tell them that you're sad.
Just blend the mojitos.
Okay.
So, Alex, you're a dentist.
Yeah, but with everything on hold,
I'm outta work right now.
So...
Oh!
Mm-mmm.
What do you guys do when you're not in the car?
Oh, this and that.
I'm a commercial property evaluator.
Oh, my God, really?
Could you evaluate our house?
There's a reason I'm not in residential.
He gets so offended when people ask.
I'm not offen...
I'm not offended, Nicholas.
I'm just not gonna take a guess.
Just guess, Toby.
- No one cares. - I won't do it, Susan!
I... I'm... Susan, please?
Come on, Tobes, just a little guess.
Just a cheeky little guess. What do you reckon?
Uh, can I go to the bathroom?
Do you want me to... Do you want me to come with you?
No.
I think it's nice when a friend
escorts a friend to the bathroom.
Mm-hmm.
Could you tell I was happy to see you?
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