The first 200 lines.
Ready for the fitness challenge, Uncle?
Wait.
- Go. - Start.
Push-up!
Sit-up!
There you go, folks.
Ganga Ram Chaudhary is totally lit.
Fit, Uncle. Say you're fit.
Okay.
Once more.
Ganga Ram Chaudhary is fit.
And I want to challenge the President of America, Donald Trump.
No, President Mr. Joe Badan,
the President of Russia, Putni,
and the Canadian President...
What was his name?
Tridev?
Putin and Trudeau.
Okay.
President Putni and President Truedonay.
Trudeau is the PM of Canada, Uncle.
And I am the CM, dumbo.
This is such a pain in the neck.
Fit India!
Hit India!
Wake up, India! Go to sleep, India!
This is taking India down the drain.
Buzz off now.
I have lots to do.
Add some filters, put some hashtags and post them on Twitter.
Mr. Bansal and Mr. Sharma are here to meet you, sir.
I'd told you to keep that annoying pair away from me.
Tell them I am not feeling well.
Okay.
Hello, Mr. Sharma! Mr. Bansal!
You don't need to approach this middleman to meet your brother.
We know you love us, Chaudhary Saab,
but we have to follow the protocol.
Brothers don't have to follow protocol.
Our hearts are glued together, after all.
Please.
Tell me.
What can I do for you?
Chaudhary Saab, I had requested a land use change.
It didn't get me anywhere.
I heard they are building a school there.
A school?
Why do we need a school?
To educate everyone to be an officer like this Tandon here?
Hey, Tandon. What is your educational qualification?
I am an IAS officer, sir.
Topper of my batch.
Look at that.
He's a topper...
yet he works under me.
He has to follow my orders.
So, the lesson of the day is...
"Mall means money,
and school means unemployment."
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Dinner?
What?
Would you be having dinner at home?
- Do you hear that? - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
Ganga Ram Chaudhary commands respect, but you?
"Would you be having dinner at home?"
You are not some cattle I purchased at an animal fair.
You are my wife.
My Bimmo.
Speak up.
You are the CM's wife.
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
How are you doing, Goonga?
Sir, this police officer has been harassing our party workers.
That's my job.
Have her transferred.
Breaking news!
Sessions court issues summons
for Harit Pradesh's Chief Minister, Ganga Ram Chaudhary.
Ganga Ram Chaudhary has been summoned for the teacher recruitment scam.
He has been accused of criminal conspiracy,
misuse of power, bribery, corruption, and cheating.
All the educational institutions and teachers are displaying their resentment
against the state's most loved leader.
Will the Court take strict action against him?
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Sir!
Chaudhary Saab! What do you have to say about this scam?
Chaudhary Saab, please tell us!
Listen, everyone.
I am clean, I was clean, and I will always be clean.
I have fullam full faith in the Indian Judicial System.
- Sir! - One more question, please!
Chaudhary Saab!
Did you hear that?
" Fullam full!"
Who uses such language?
Should a chief minister be using this kind of language?
Should a chief minister be linked
to a teacher recruitment scam in the first place?
Now it's the Court's job to deliver justice in this matter.
Under sections 120B, 420, 409, 467,
468, 470, and 477.
What is he doing? Learning how to count?
Covered all the sections, haven't we, Mr. Sherawat?
These are the charges against your client, Ganga Ram Chaudhary.
The Court sentences...
Breaking news!
Ganga Ram Chaudhary aka the monster is being sent to judicial custody
while the SIT investigates the teacher recruitment scam.
Chaudhary Saab, what now?
Wait.
You have been of no use...
so it's time for me to do something about it now.
Don't be upset, Gulabo, my baby.
I know I am late.
Today, I'll feed you with my own hands.
Hold on.
- Hello. - Time to take over the rein, Bimmo.
You are no longer the CM's wife.
You are now the CM.
Excuse me?
You heard me right.
Learn to speak up.
Hello?
HARIT PRADESH POLICE
HARIT PRADESH'S NEW CM BIMLA DEVI CHAUDHARY
What did he drop?
He's seeking blessings.
Good God!
Why? He's even older than your uncle!
He wants blessings from the Chair.
Uncle says everyone respects the Chair.
I see.
Let him touch your feet.
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
Why did they stop?
You will have to go alone from here...
on foot, Chaudhary Saab.
You have to go through that door.
You want me...
to bow my head and enter through that door?
I am a Chaudhary, bonehead.
I never bow.
I'd rather lose my head than bow.
Ask them to open the gate.
- You. - Yes, sir?
- Open the gate. - Excuse me?
Open the gate!
What's taking you so long? Do you want me dead?
We have never unlocked it for anyone, sir. It's become a little rusty.
Get me some oil! Now!
Give me that.
Here, oiled it.
HARIT PRADESH PRISON DEPARTMENT
POLICE
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
- Long live Chaudhary Saab! - Long live Chaudhary Saab!
Speak up.
Chaudhary Saab!
It's an honor!
A pleasure!
Chaudhary Saab!
You got me this job.
Satpal Tomar.
Don't go overboard with the overacting, Dilip Kumar.
Or else, the media peeps will blow it out of proportion.
They're vicious to the bone.
No, this is all genuine.
HARIT PRADESH
Welcome, sir.
I,
Mrs. Bimla Devi Chaudhary,
solemnly cuss...
I do swear in the name of God
that I will bear true faith and allegiance
to the Constitution of India
as by law established.
As Chief Minister of the State of Harit Pradesh,
my duties will be
faithfully and conscience...
conscientiously discharged.
And that I will without fear...
SWEARING-IN CEREMONY
Without fear or favor.
...without fear or favor,
do right to all manner of people
with the Constitution and the law.
Madam, sign?
SWEARING-IN CEREMONY HARIT PRADESH
This is your room, Chaudhary Saab. With a window.
If I am staying here, then...
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