My Wife & I

If you think I'm gonna sit here and take all instructions from you,

then you have another thing coming.

All these years, wasted years.

Sticking with you all these years.

What about the case? What about the case?

Don't even go there with me.

Because if you do, I will fight you with everything I've got.

Oh, is that so?

They've started again. They've started again.

Hey, hey.

- God help me. - They've started.

Yeah, go on, go on.

Marrying you was the biggest mistake of my life.

Well, then correct the mistake.

- What, you think I'm gonna beg you? - You don't have the brains to beg.

God, you're such a bitch.

I'd rather be a bitch than a coward.

Imagine, both of you, fighting like market women

in the presence of your children and your guests, over what?

Flight tickets to Paris.

Sir, this trip was not on the budget your daughter and I agreed.

So what? It's a school trip, and I can afford it.

They don't need to go on a trip to France. You're spoiling them.

You will not stop me from giving the best to our children.

Oh, I'm in trouble.

When you decide whether you want us to go to Paris or not, let us know.

In the meantime, we will be downstairs with our friends at our party.

My eyes have seen things.

You see that? This kind of nonsense will make your children to disrespect you.

Exactly.

- Ah! - Let's just face reality.

We have tried.

We have failed.

- Ah! - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

- Toyo. - Try?

So you people are thinking of divorce? These children will put us in trouble!

- No, no, no. - You, please, don't put us, please.

These children... Divorce? No!

Toyo!

Toyosi, is that what you really want?

Is that what you want?

- Mama, I have tried. We have tried. - Then try harder!

- Try harder! - Toyosi.

Remember, your father abandoned me and you when you were young.

Now you want to do the same?

Toyosi, please don't do this to me!

Okay, okay, we'll... we'll try again.

Now you are talking.

Now you are coming. Eh? Eh? You...

Just a little effort,

and you people will throw all this divorce nonsense behind you.

- Exactly. - Someone save me.

I don't think this is ordinary.

It's spiritual.

Now you're talking.

And... both of them need deliverance.

- Now you're talking. - I know what to do.

True talk. Ah!

I walked in...

I walked in to find him watching a blue film.

Bolanle.

He was... Leave me alone!

He... He was... He was touching himself.

Kayode!

A blue film? That was not enough,

then you went ahead to touch yourself, Kayode?

No...

No, no, no, no, you need to talk to me truthfully.

You need to talk to me truthfully.

You need to understand what happened to Ananias and Sapphira.

The light and... You know what happened to them?

You need to tell the whole truth.

Useless, useless man, answer!

- Talk to me. - Answer.

Eh?

A little one.

- Ah! - Ah, Kayode, go on your knees.

Don't touch me, useless man.

- Bolanle... - You need to pray.

Say, "Temptation, flee from me."

- Temptation, flee from me. - Ah!

Temptation, flee from me in Jesus's name.

- Temptation, flee from me... - Say, "Flee!"

Flee, flee away!

Ah, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray.

Temptation, flee from me.

Bolanle, there must be something that you are not doing right.

Is it that you are not giving him enough?

You need to keep praying.

Temptation, flee from me.

- Pastor, everything he wants, I give him. - No.

I'm doing everything, giving him everything.

You are not giving him... Bolanle, you are not giving him.

You need to learn to give him the front, the back, the back back.

- Yes. - The other hole, like the other room.

Huh?

That is where the problem is. You are not giving him enough.

I know what you... Open your mouth and say,

"Temptation flee from you. The grace to give him everything."

The grace to give me everything...

The grace to give... Say your own line.

Pray, pray, pray, pray, pray!

On your knees, with your head down. Your matter is serious in my heart.

Temptation, flee from me.

- Temptation, flee from me. - Yeah, pray, pray, pray, pray.

- Temptation, flee from me. - Keep praying.

Temptation...

- Hello? - The grace to give him everything.

- Baby. - Sister Uche.

- The grace to give me everything. - Yes. I will see your children.

The grace to give him everything.

- Tomorrow? - The grace to give him everything.

- Temptation, flee from me. - Okay, okay. Let's say tomorrow evening.

Uh-huh. God bless you. You are blessed.

- Thank you, Pastor. - Toyosi. Ah!

Uh, Pastor Theophilus will see both of you tomorrow evening.

Good, this is a great thing, eh?

I even heard your pastor has ministry for married couples.

Yes.

Both of you will go tomorrow. And he will talk with you, eh?

Everything will be fine.

- No divorce. Not in this present life. - Toyosi.

Our wife, I'm begging you in God's name, please.

You are the man here.

You see us, me and your mama, we've been going...

- Toyosi. - Ma?

- Take it easy, please. My wife. - Yes, ma.

- Thank you. It is well, eh? - Thank you.

- God will do it. - Yes, ma.

Hey, Ebere, thank you for allowing Yetunde to use your place for the bridal shower.

Thank you so much. God bless you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What is wrong with you?

What? What is this? It's just a bridal shower.

Oh, really? Are you the one hosting?

- I thought not. - Look, I'm sorry, okay?

She's my mother. I couldn't say no.

Very well. If you don't want it to happen, I'll call her and let her know.

- Oh, so she can blame me, right? - What do you want from me?

- Seriously, what? - Forget it.

Wake your brother up. You don't want to be late.

Now!

- Can I have some eggs? - No.

I said no.

I can't ask you for eggs, and you're taking my own eggs.

What is this? You're still not ready?

Pancakes as requested, guys. Hello, sweetie.

You knew I had an early meeting. What is this?

I know.

Um... I'm sorry, I'll drop them.

Sweetie, pass me your plate, go on.

And syrup on the way, I'll be right back.

Thank you.

It'd be better if they got a divorce, right?

What? You know I'm right.

I'm right.

Gentlemen, we have a strong offer.

In the following week, we will engage with them

and seek to close with minimal adjustment to the big prize.

Thank you.

Oh, Kehinde, I didn't know you'd be coming in today.

Yes, Ebere is getting us set for the investor meeting.

- Is she good, eh? - She's amazing.

- Thank you. - That's how we do at Capital Alliance.

Okay, I'll see you in church on Sunday.

- Hey. - Is anything wrong?

Um...

Tomorrow is market day,

and our weigh-in sensor actually broke down.

How late are you going to be?

A little, we're almost done weighing, though.

Oh, there I was, thinking that was the job of the farm manager.

Aw, what did Mommy say? Can you stay out and play?

Mommy wants to know why my manager can't stay to oversee the weigh-in.

Oh, and did you tell her that your farm manager told you

about the faulty weight bridges about three weeks ago,

and is not canceling her dinner plans for you?

I could threaten to fire you, you know.

As if I'm not the one doing you a favor by working here.

Whatever, just say me well to Seyi and have a wonderful dinner, okay?

I will.

Did you go in?

Ebere, are you going to be like this?

If you're gonna be like this, why are we even bothering?

Oh, I'm sorry, I was the one who walked in two hours late.

I told you I was going to be late.

Toyosi, in what world is two hours a little late?

Jeez...

Ah, your mother is such a great friend,

a wonderful woman of God.

And I'm surprised that you're here for counseling

when you have such a wonderful woman in your life.

I want to believe that it's just because of the saying

that the prophet is never respected in his hometown.

Right?

Ah...

Okay, so can you guys tell me about yourselves

and how long have you been married?

Seventeen years now, Pastor.