Meathook

Oh no.

Mm, poor thing.

Aw.

Aw.

I just hate seeing poor, cute, little cuddly things

get squished, don't you?

Brayden and I are driving back to the city

after our six-month anniversary trip to Big Bear.

And let me tell you guys, camping was so much fun.

Wasn't it?

C'mon, Hailey, I'm driving.

Do you really have to record everything?

Poor Bray, Bray's just a little grumpy.

'Cause he gets these nasty nosebleeds at high altitudes.

Just in case you're wondering

why it looks like he's trying to sneeze out

the Invisible Man.

That's all for now.

Thank you, guys, so much

for watching another episode of the "DailyHailey."

Bye.

It's all just Christian rock

and then whatever this pop is.

I think that's Halsey.

She's so talented.

Halsey?

Sounds fake.

Whatever happened to, you know, Hall & Oates?

Is that like a cereal?

Yes, Hailey, that's a cereal.

It's right between Life and Cap'n Crunch

Because I love Honey Bunches of Oats.

It's so good.

Can't wait to get back

and just take a nice long, hot shower.

Oh, my God.

Do you know what's around here?

Illiteracy?

Inbreeding? - No, silly.

We're about to pass the spot

where all those murders happened a couple years ago.

Remember, it was all over the news?

"The Meathook Massacre."

Sounds like a bad horror movie title.

Get this.

It says here, they never found the guy who killed them.

Isn't that so crazy?

By the look of it, probably one of these locals.

Brayden, ooh, we gotta stop, please.

It's coming up here right off the highway.

Mmm, this will be perfect for my vlog.

Hailey, please c'mon, I am so tired.

I don't wanna go gawking at some murder scene

for your video views.

It, it won't take long.

Just five minutes.

Promise.

Okay, fine.

Five minutes though, that's it.

It's gonna be so much fun.

The exit's coming up here right off the highway.

Are you sure this is the right road?

I don't see any cabins.

I'm sure it's just over that hill there.

Let's stop and we'll hike up, it can't be that far.

My God, I think this is it.

You don't even know this is a spot.

There's- I have this, like, map

from this website. - What, Google Maps?

I have that too. - No, it's not Google Maps.

I'm, like, reading about the whole thing.

This is gonna be so lit.

Oh my, God, I'm gonna live stream it.

This is gonna be so amazing.

Whoopee.

Just two minutes, I promise.

Alright, y'all, welcome back to the "DailyHailey."

Bray Bray and I are hiking to the site

of one of the most gruesome crime scenes ever discovered.

As you know, it was at this cabin we're hiking to

that the police discovered the bodies of three people,

their corpses ripped to shreds

by what locals call The Meathook Man.

Bah.

Real classy - Shut up, I'm live streaming.

So there was this one girl who survived the whole thing,

after her BFF and her bae got filleted.

She told the police that they were attacked by a psycho

wearing a mask made of, get this, animal bones.

Sounds like a homicidal furry to me.

Do you mind?

I'm trying to give the audience some much needed exposition.

Expo what?

Apparently, the killer stabbed her

with a meat hook and she barely got away,

so now she's like partially paralyzed or some shit.

My cousin had class with her at Valley College in the city.

Isn't that like so cray?

What was that?

What?

Oh no.

Do we have a surprise guest?

Could it be the Meathook Man,

back for more bodies to sink his hooks into?

Okay, stop.

Just, just cut it out, okay, I really heard something.

God, are we almost there?

We've been walking forever.

A real rugged, outdoorsy man we have here, folks.

Just roughing it here...

Shit.

I lost service.

Do you have any?

Probably not.

Nope.

Can we just go back.

Come on.

It's been like a mile.

No, no, no, no, let's just go a little farther.

We'll take some pictures and then we'll leave, okay?

You got like two minutes?

- Yeah, two minutes. - Two more.

Mm-hmm.

Yep. Great.

Just a couple more.

Okay, now do one where I look like I'm scared.

Oh no, the Meathook Man is after me.

What do I do?

Yeah, that's not morbid at all.

Oh, no.

- Perfect. - Help.

Help me.

Oh. - That's right.

He's right behind you.

Yep.

Oh, help me. - Yep.

Here he comes with his big hook

and his dead animal bones. - Oh, my God.

Turn around.

There's someone behind you.

Perfect, the gram's gonna love it.

No, I'm fucking serious, Brayden.

There's somebody behind you.

I, I, I, I'm sorry.

We were, we were just taking photos.

We can leave.

It was her idea for- No, Brayden, let's just go.

No, we don't... It's our...

No, this is not- Watch out!

No!

Oh, God.

Oh, oh.

Hailey.

Come on, come on, come on.

Shit.

Fuck.

Oh, thank God.

Shit.

Please, please, please,

No! Don't!

Please don't hurt me!

God no, please no.

Please no!

No, please no.

Ugh, come on.

Where's that other highlighter?

Cheese!

Oh shit, that's my bad.

I should have knocked.

No, no, it's, it's fine.

- Oh, what? -What's wrong?

Oh, hey, I'm still here.

Thanks.

God, you must love having an emotional wreck for a roommate.

Stop, are you kidding me?

I come from a long line of emotionally wrecked people,

you make me feel right at home.

Seriously, though.

I wish I was more like you

and can just turn on the waterworks like that.

Frick.

I don't know how I'm gonna make it as an actress

and I can't cry on cue.

Well, don't they teach you that type of stuff

in drama school?

True drama, darling,

comes from within.

I bet it does.

So you almost done studying for your midterms?

Yeah, just a little last minute cramming.

Well, I say we give your brain a little break

and you come downstairs and help.

We're decorating for the party tomorrow.

You gonna be home?

Yeah, but, uh,

I think I'm just gonna sit that one out.

Jordyn, come on.

You sit them all out.

You know, it's almost spring break

and you've been isolated in this room all semester long.