Alien TV

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Bebebe boom.

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Greetings, residents of the nebula.

In tonight's report, from a location on Earth known as France,

we investigate the bizarre human moving device called the bicycle.

While many humans use them for recreation and sometimes in events known as races,

we have learned one important thing: they're terrifying!

From their questionable construction to their unpredictable movements,

they should be treated with caution.

In fact, some of Earth's inhabitants feel they must protect themselves from bicycles

by laying clever traps!

I'm Ixbee, reporting from the wheeliest planet in the galaxy: Earth.

[electronic communication in alien language]

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Ho-ho-ho! Madneep.

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