God Troubles Me (汉化日记)

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Su Moting.

Dad has something to tell you.

Okay.

Have you ever wondered

why Dad has always been

so young and handsome?

No. Never.

That's because...

I said no!

Dad is a god from the Heaven Realm.

What?

And your mom

is an elf from the Monster Realm!

Excuse me?

We broke the racial barrier

and came together.

And you

are the drag of our love.

No.

You're the crystal of our love!

So I am

a half-god and half-elf...

No, you are just a human.

Divine power and monster power are perfectly offset.

Such a cliché story.

Mom.

Can you please just take him away?

No.

What he just said is true.

You are 24 now

and have worked for one year.

You are capable of taking care of yourself.

What the heck

do you mean?

We've been thinking that

we've been trapped in the mortal world for so long because of you.

Well, since you've already grown up.

We are thinking about...

Go back to Heaven?

Go traveling.

-Take care of yourself. -Take care of yourself.

What the hell?

Are you going to abandon me

with this cliché story you made up

just because you don't like me?

Actually, this house is rented.

It's a waste of you to live here alone.

You should rent another one.

Isn't this cosplay

a bit too far?

You should believe us. It's not cosplaying.

These are the garments we wore when we came to the earth.

I took a bath when I came to the mortal world back then.

You are driving me crazy!

You guys win!

It's better to tell me I was from the trash.

Meow.

Are you abandoned as well?

Meow.

Hey, wait.

DO NOT CROSS THE FENCE

HOUSE AGENT

Do you want a home?

I will take you home when I find one.

Meow.

Let me bring you the warmth of a family!

What?

Come on, man.

You are just a housing agent.

Budget, prime location, and contract.

The landlord

said a word before leaving.

Do you want my house and apartment?

If you want it, I'll let you have it all.

Look for it.

I left all of it at that place!

ONE MONTH DEPOSIT, THREE MONTHS RENT

Those who seek happiness rush to the cities

and then comes the Age of Great Discovery!

Come back here!

Sorry.

I just can't help it

once I heard we are going to look for a lovely home.

That must be the romance of a housing agent!

Come on. We are just looking for a house.

Don't be so ridiculous.

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It's not bad after all.

I don't want to live with you anymore!

If you don't like it, then get a divorce.

Fine! Good.

You take the house, I get the car.

Sign it or I will see you in court!

What about the kid?

-Poor kid! -Poor kid!

Well, let's forget it.

Just live on.

I guess so...

Come on. I love you.

I love you too.

That's terrible. It's too noisy.

You went and listened to it yourself!

This one is definitely quiet

with no neighbors around.

No, not good enough.

Why?

I can't reach that lamp.

If you could simply move a bit...

Nothing can get me out of my bed

except to urinate.

Nothing!

Well then, see! Automatic smart home devices!

Auto dishwasher.

Auto dryer.

We even got an auto toilet!

What else can you expect?

It's not good.

Again? Excuse me?

Hey, there's no Wi-Fi in the wardrobe.

What the heck do you need Wi-Fi for in a damn wardrobe?

It's because of costly data.