Paranormal Cuma

Is that money?

Is that money?

Oh boy! I hope it is not a soda cap.

Oh God, please don't let it be a soda cap!

Oh! Yeah! It's really money!

Money! Oh! Five liras. Heads or tails? Tails.

It's heads. Cuma, you owe yourself five liras. Oh!

Hopefully it's nothing bad. Who is this?

Huh?

Hello? Chief physician?

I'm listening.

Do you hear the sound? The alarm sound?

Sir, if there was a fire near the hospital

it could have went off as a precaution.

All the alarms in the hospital are on,

yet there is neither smoke nor fire.

Come to the hospital at once.

Alright, sir, I'm coming. Don't worry. I'll be there.

Alright, I'll step on the turbo and be right there.

Allah Allah.

They must have

smoked tobacco products somewhere in the hospital.

That must be the reason it's chirping.

What's happening here?

I guess this is the end. Oh no! We're going in smokes.

The car is burning. Oh! What's happening?

Oh boy! What happened?

Hey! Stop there! Stop!

Stop there!

Hulusi, God sent you to me! Help me, it's burning!

- It's burning. - Cuma, what happened?

I think turbo was too much. The engine is burning.

You should take me to the hospital immediately.

- Get out of the way. - Hey, man, that's an oxygen tank, stop!

Oh my! It's completely on fire! Oh! It's gone!

It's gone, the old-timer is gone, man!

What have I done? Wasn't that the fire extinguisher?

Oh my, how has this happened?

Why did you put an oxygen tank where the fire extinguisher should be?

This is an ambulance, Cuma.

If you go around owing everyone money, this is what you get.

God forbid, you'll burn it with your own hands.

Don't add fuel to the fire. My stuff's burned, man.

I'm burning inside here. Stuff is the shard of your soul.

Allah has warned you, bro.

Repent. If you don't repent, you'll burn.

You should be the one to repent.

My stuff has burned, I'm burning inside.

You're still talking nonsense for your own benefit.

Honestly, if you were a real man, a friend in need, you'd chip in for a trike.

And I'd pray for your well-being. But it wouldn't happen.

I wouldn't give you my worst sin Cuma.

What would I do with your sin Hulusi?

I'm telling you, you'll need my help some day.

When that day comes, I'll make you bleat.

How will you do that, huh?

Hulusi, our relationship has become toxic,

but you should know that it is you who are toxic.

He is still laughing. Drive man, drive.

I'm going to make you bleat. I'm telling you.

You will not bleat happily. It will be painful.

I'll show you. It's like the Düden Waterfalls here.

Give that umbrella to me.

Mashallah.

The alarm works like clockwork. Happy holidays, personnel.

Hey!

There's no fire. Why is the alarm ringing?

Is your alarm from China?

It's seized property. I took it from the bankrupt company.

Not a Chinese product but it's related to Indira Gandhi.

So a black-market alarm?

Yes but it never saw fire.

To buy a new one you would sell the whole hospital.

I'm doing public service. Still, I can't please you, you loudmouth.

- Be gone. - Cuma!

Why are you wasting time? Do something.

Sir, it's not my fault. He kept me talking.

He wanted a briefing on the alarm situation.

Since electricity is a part of my mission, as I am an electrician,

I wanted to enlighten him but his light bulb has already blown.

Don't get wet, come here. Does it also rain in your room?

- Yes. - Come here. Don't get wet.

That's it.

Why did you bother yourself so much?

Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

Why is it ringing?

The reason is that

when I was coming here my trike caught fire, it must have sensed it.

Some devices are sensitive.

Stop talking nonsense. Shut it up.

Right away, silly.

I mean, I'll take care of this silly thing, don't worry.

- What are you doing? - I'm going to cut it.

This whole system is connected here.

When I cut this, the whole alarm system will shut down.

With scissors? You'll get electrocuted.

A skilled electrician won't get shocked, Also, my shoes are special.

- Huh? - Don't you worry.

I'll take care of it. Don't worry about the thing…

I collect the water from sprinklers.

I completely connected it there.

There won't be any water bill. You can relax.

Also…

A bit more.

Oh, no.

You said it was fine.

I took off my shoes so the chair wouldn't get dirty.

- Are you okay? - Do not touch!

I think I've got charged up just now.

- Right now, I feel like a transformer. - Okay.

- You'll get shocked. I swear. - Okay.

Should I go to the emergency room?

- What's happening? - The power went out.

I can see that.

Why isn't the generator working? We are in surgery!

The generator will kick in now. Let's wait a few seconds.

What did you do, Cuma? You cut all the hospital's power.

How should I know? I think I absorbed all the power.

I feel like a 220-volt transformer right now.

- You are not well, I guess. - I guess so.

The generator should have kicked in automatically.

- Yeah. - There's a surgery.

- Yes. - There are patients on machines.

- Yes, there are. - Take care of it, now!

Okay, sir. Don't worry. I'm taking care of it.

Let go! What are you doing?

I feel terrible right now.

So?

A moment.

What the hell is this?

Why is there no power? Why isn't the generator working?

- Get away! - Isn't the generator working?

- We are losing the patient. No pulse. - Oh God.

Why didn't the generator kick in?

Why?

Oh man! We didn't plug it in.

Which is which?

Oh! Low voltage!

Operating room!

Ha! Quick! Bring the defibrillator. Come on!

Move aside! Move aside! I need to get into the OR urgently.

A matter of life and death! Move aside!

Again. Come on now.

Yeah. Now.

No. It's not working, the voltage is not enough.

Peace be upon you. Blessings.

It's me, Cuma the Electrician.

- What are you doing here? - There's a technical issue.

I manually kicked in the generator.

I came here to check. Is there any problem?

- Hey! Is there any problem? - Yes, there is.

The patient almost died.

We're giving him shocks but the voltage is not enough.

Cuts in and out.

Timing is very important.

- You should shock him at high voltage. - How can I know when?

The expert knows it. Give them to me.

Are you mad? We're in OR. Are you a doctor?

I am not, but I am an electrician.

Defibrillators are my speciality.

Tell me, is the patient dead?

Yes he is, there is no pulse.

- Unfortunate. Give them to me. - What are you doing?

- Ah! - What happened? Did you get shocked?

I added some extra electricity. I shocked the defibrillator, man.

Let's check if everything's okay and healthy.

What the hell?

Very good. It's working. Okay.

I am in charge. Are we ready? I'll charge on three.

Ready, one, two, three.

Charge Fenerbahçe!

He really got well.

Lie down.

He really came back. Are you okay? Is everything alright? Any kids?

- Tell me their names. - What the hell are you doing?

I'm checking the patient, Professor. We revived him.

Did we mess with anything somewhere?

We could have created Frankenstein here in the OR.

See how he got up?

Who the hell do you think you are, punk?

You are complementing me because I revived the patient, right?

Scalpel.

- This will be bad for me, got it. - Come here!

- Come! - Help!

Cuma, come here!

For the love of God, someone hold Mr. Arkın!

Hold that man!

Miss, move aside!

Cuma, what happened?

Sir, I revived a patient who died in the OR.

I guess Mr. Arkın didn't like it. To hell with him, man.

- How can this happen? I… - Cuma!

That psycho is still chasing me!

Come here. Come here, Cuma.

- Come here! - Who chases another with a scalpel, man?

Come here Cuma!

Cuma!

I'm not here.

Ah, now we're really screwed.

Get well soon. Unexpected accident, right?