House

Good explosion! Drive it!

Drive it! Drive it!

You watching 77?

I'm watching everybody.

You don't need to watch everybody.

You need to watch 77.

You his agent?

Just an objective mom.

His explosion is impressive.

It's not just burst. He can pull too.

You know, the only reason he went to a double "A" school,

He was a bit of a late bloomer.

He's a big man now.

You should be his agent.

Nice pancake, 7-7!

You're moving up those draft boards!

Thank you, sir!

On one, on one. Ready?

break!

Blue 90. Hike!

Good job!

Second level, nice!

Off our quarterback!

[players shouting, whistle blows]

Play's over! The play is over!

Save the aggression for between the whistles!

Daryl.

All right, back to work!

Daryl.

Daryl, stop!

What are you doing?

House 6x12 Moving the Chains

What are you doing?

Canoeing.

But I seem to be taking on water.

This is not okay. Use your own bathroom.

No canoe in my bathroom.

My leg hurts. Soaking it makes it feel better.

You were the one who had to have this condo.

Maybe next time you should consider amenities,

Like two full baths, instead of just the joy

Of outbidding Cuddy.

The guy who signs the loan gets to pick the bedrooms.

Stay out of mine.

Well, you owe me 35 bucks for the grab rail I installed.

Oh.

Hit the kill screen. Boss is here.

It's not porn. It's our new patient.

Bummer.

22-year-old male-- 6'7", 310 pounds.

Clearly has brain involvement.

The guy has no recollection of this entire incident.

Football player.

Those the ones that get hit in the head a lot, right?

E.R. C.T'd him-- no concussion, no stroke,

No cortical degeneration.

And he had a full psyche evaluation.

He's not crazy.

So it's roid rage.

I don't think they grow them that big naturally.

E.R. Also tested for steroids. He's clean.

Only proving that our guy got his hands on the good stuff.

The negative test at least means steroids is less likely.

We should discuss other possibilities.

Why?

He injects his sore ankles

With lidocaine every game.

You think he's above injecting steroids?

Repeated head trauma could damage

The base of the brain, leading to a pituitary adenoma,

Which leaks G.N.R.H.

Pituitary damage wouldn't be visible on a C.T scan.

Could cause the excess hormones that could cause the rage

And would elude the E.R. steroid test.

Fine.

Bilateral venous sampling to find the elevated G.N.R.H.

MRI to find

The pituitary damage.

Unless, of course, there is no pituitary damage,

In which case, our guy got his hands on the good stuff.

Foreman.

Let the peasants handle the peasantry.

Your brother needs to get picked up this afternoon...

From prison.

Your older brother, in case your confusion is--

How do you know about that?

He left a message.

Said he couldn't get you on your cell or at home.

I get it. You're busy.

You'll pick him up the next time he comes out of prison.

Is that all?

You're officially unbusy.

Family is family.

Take the rest of the day. Go see your brother.

I have work to do.

Do you feel any pain that's deep and persistent,

Not just muscles or joints?

Everything hurts all the time. That's football.

It might not be just football.

We're gonna test for damage to your pituitary.

If there is, it could create excess hormones,

Which could be causing your pain.

It would also explain your rage attack.

And if my pituitary is damaged,

How long would it take to treat?

I don't want to get ahead of ourselves

And start promising deadlines.

I-I'm sorry, doctor,

But he's playing in front of pro scouts,

Coaches, and GMs this Saturday.

This is the job interview for the rest of his life.

If we do find something wrong,

We can go in through the nose and repair the damage--

Nothing too invasive.

You'll need a couple days of recovery,

And then we can have you back by game time.

Thank you, doctor.

There's nothing wrong with your eyes.

Well, then your gizmo's broken.

I'm seeing spots.

Or you enlisted,

You got the cool haircut and the awesome pants,

Then you realized that your plane ticket

To the middle east was coach,

And you decided to rethink your promise.

No.

I've already been there-- three deployments.

Now they want me to go again.

But my wife's pregnant.

So our homeland should be unsafe

Because your private was unsafe.

Look, my wife and I planned this perfect.

My enlistment was supposed to be over last week,

So we got pregnant six months ago.

Now they tell me I'm getting stop-lossed--

Army speak for they don't care about the fact

That I've already finished my contract.

I don't care about the fact that they don't care.

Hey, come on.

I waited an extra hour just to make sure I got you.

Why?

I saw you limping out there.

Vietnam?

Viet--

How old do you think I am?

I don't know, Vietnam age?

Well, back in my day,

The real dodgers had the stones to run up to Canada

Or shoot themselves in the foot.

They didn't come to free clinics

Whining for doctors' notes.

Go hug your wife. Tell her to get a babysitter.

You'll be back in time to video

The kid's first steps.

I don't need to see the scan.

I can tell from your little puppy-dog eyes

That his pituitary's fine.

Are you gonna say it, or should I?

You were right about the steroids.

You're a genius.

Next time with feeling.

Put the cheater on a somatostatin analog

To clear it out of his system.

Send him back to his football game.

I've never done steroids.

Well, somehow your G.N.R.H. got elevated.

This will help get it back down.

Mom, I swear.

Who's gonna draft you, Daryl?

You're stupid enough to try that stuff,

Especially the week you know you're getting tested.

You guys must've mixed up your labs

Or got somebody else's blood, because I never--

Okay, what is that?

Tachycardia. Lay back down, Daryl.

Why's my heart beating like this?

It's not steroids.

I need some adenosine!

And get that crash cart over here!

Oh.

House, next time--

Marcus.

Oh, right. You two know each other.

What are you doing here?

Uh, interviewing.

Oh! Who are we kidding?

Interview's over. You got the job.

What job?

My new assistant.

Part of his parole-- he needs a job.

Just trying to do my part.

You were wrong about the steroids.

Patient had a paroxysmal tachycardia.

We cardioverted him back to sinus rhythm.

We're gonna get an EKG and a sestamibi scan.

Marcus...

Let's talk outside.

Family is family.

Hey. Good to see you too.