A Killer in the House

(rustling)

Ah, ah, just a second.

Leonardo Maxim Gordavsky.

No, no, no. Just Leo.

Please.

Willfully and repeatedly following and harassing women.

Lots of women.

That's not all true.

Yeah, well, it says you've been fired from 12 jobs,

arrested nine times.

How is this gonna be any different?

Well, I, it's gonna be different because...

I mean, I haven't seen anybody that I liked in a long time.

So what happens when you see somebody you like?

Oh my lord.

Stop the press.

Wow, you look amazing.

So you're an actress.

What do you think?

I think, yes!

I am in the biz so I kinda know these things.

In the biz?

Yeah, yeah. I'm making moves.

I'm doing all kinds of stuff, deals, you know, whatnot.

So, are you gonna help me?

I mean, Sasha,

I could.

Oh wow, your legs are just so nice.

And now I have four minutes

before I have to decide whether to send you back

to the courts and to jail, or not.

- I'm leaving. - Wait, wait, Sasha.

Wait, wait. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

What...

I invited you here,

I opened my place to you outta the kindness of my heart,

I offered you free beverages,

and you have the audacity to insult me?

Whatever.

No, come here!

- You're not going. - Psycho!

You're a total psycho!

(Sasha yelps)

Okay, hey, stop.

Stop, I didn't want, I didn't wanna hurt you.

Look, I didn't wanna hit you. (Sasha gasping)

Hey, I'm sorry, but you made me do that.

- Help! - Stop, stop!

No, shut! Hey, shut up!

Shut up, shut up. Don't scream.

But you know what? Fantastic news for you, dude.

Today is your lucky day.

I'm done with you. All right?

I don't think I can help you

and I don't think I even wanna try. (Laughs)

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

No, uh, Leo, wait. (Groans)

I'm sorry, Sasha, please. (Sasha grunting)

You are a lucky man.

So same time next week. Don't be late.

Okay.

Um...

Okay, good, thank you. Same time next week.

I, I, I, I appreciate it again.

I, I, I won't, I won't do anything.

(soft tense music)

It's better this way.

It's better, I've rid the world of scum like you.

I am sorry.

Hey, Sis.

So?

So what?

So Greg.

What about him?

Is he coming to LA.

He said he might move to LA.

Oh my god, Greg is back.

It's not confirmed.

Oh, well, this is fate. I mean, it has to be, right?

Anyways, I am far too busy

and I don't really have time

to think about my pathetic love life.

I have work to do.

(traffic droning)

Hey, you got a dollar you could spare?

Um, I'm sorry. I, I don't have any money on me.

You're a liar.

I don't have any cash on me.

You ain't got one dollar?

- I don't have anything. - What you got from me, girl?

Come on.

Hey man, get away from her. What are you doing, man?

Get outta here.

What you talking about, man?

Hey, get outta here. You're crazy.

Just, just go, man, get out.

Uh...

Wow, that, that, that was crazy.

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm okay, um.

My name's Chris.

- Nice to meet you. - Ava.

Ava, that, that's a nice name.

Chris is cool too.

(water trickling)

Have you heard back from Greg

about when he is gonna come to town

and save his damsel in distress?

Not yet.

Oh, well, you know what? Forget about Greg.

You know what I just learned?

Is that cute neighbor boy Colby is in fact, A, single,

and B, he works at CAC.

CAC, like the, the talent agency?

Yeah!

So he's a junior agent about to be a full agent.

You know what that means?

That if I sleep with him, he'll represent me

and make my acting career actually happen.

Well, yeah, duh.

Okay, well, yuck.

Um, I'm gonna go take a shower.

Uh, don't yuck me.

I will be working on my audition, so.

Oh, oh, I can help.

No, William, I will not defend you

and I will not defend the umpire.

Ah!

Empire.

Umpire is a baseball player.

Tired. Let's just use the first take.

Dude, you gotta put the work in.

Dude, I drove all night delivering food.

Do you really think they're gonna cast you

if your audition sucks?

The first take was fine.

Hmm. Was it?

Maybe I'm just a shitty actress.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

You are gorgeous and talented. You just gotta stay the path.

Yeah, right.

I need to go to sleep.

(wolves howling)

But soft.

But like 300 window breaks.

It is the east and Ava is the sun.

Ava, the most beautiful girl in the world.

My girl, my woman.

A pure heart worthy of beauty and love.

You shall be mine.

I shall have you.

It is written.

Oh my Ava.

(crickets chirping)

Hey, what are you doing here?

Yeah, don't come back. All right?

Colby?

What the hell is going on?

Some guy is like stalking around out here.

What?

(crickets chirping)

- (chuckles) Cheers. - Cheers.

Cheers.

(crickets chirping)

Well, what you did was very brave.

I mean, he could have had like a knife

or a gun, or something.

I guess you could say I risked my life.

Yeah, you did.

Kind of true actually, you're a hero.

Just being a good neighbor is all.

Well, that's very kind of you.