Your Friends & Neighbors

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LPA,

subscription agreement,

investment management agreement.

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- - Sorry.

Do you need to take that?

No, it can wait.

Sorry.

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Coop.

Mm-hmm.

Welcome home.

- Who would've thunk it? - Yeah.

Uncle Charlie.

I know a secret about you you don't think I know.

- What secret? -

- -

Hey… …Elena.

You've been avoiding me.

I have not been avoiding you.

I have been very busy.

Are you busy now?

Yes, in fact, I am.

Why don't you put the fucking snacks away and let me in?

Hey, what are you doing here?

Well…

I heard about your father.

I wanted to come by and see how you're doing.

I'm doing fine, thank you.

- Really? - I don't know.

I take it you're not just sneaking around my backyard to offer your condolences.

No.

I heard from my friend Victoria.

You know, the one I was telling you about who works at that house on White Birch?

Well, the family is gone until Monday.

They're opening their Nantucket house, and they're taking her with them,

so the house will be empty all weekend.

Well, I am gonna be out east all weekend starting tomorrow.

East? What are you talking about? China?

The Hamptons.

Owen Ashe is hosting an event, and I have to go.

The guy that we robbed? Why would you do that?

He's blackmailing me.

To go to the Hamptons?

That's some bougie blackmail.

Yeah, seriously though.

What the fuck is going on?

He has me on tape in his house.

- Does he know about me? - No, he doesn't, and he won't.

- Why didn't you tell me? - Because I didn't want you to worry.

What's he making you do?

It's complicated.

Let's pretend I'm as smart as you are.

I'm investing his money for a little while.

Fucking white people.

Yeah, tell me about it.

So, what's going on with you? Why the sudden urgency?

Chivo got arrested.

Shit. For what?

For being a fucking idiot.

The point is,

I talked to your buddy Barney. He told me that my money is tied up.

So, I had to borrow bail money, and then Chivo took off.

Thanks for that, by the way.

Yeah. Well, believe me, I need that money as much as you do.

But Nick took Owen on as an investor,

and Barney can't touch anything until they review the books.

Okay, so this guy who's blackmailing you is also the reason I can't get my money?

I don't think I like this guy.

He knows I'm waiting, right?

You sure you're up for this?

You just buried your father.

Yeah, it'll be a nice distraction. This week has been a lot.

Yeah. It'll be nice for you to have this time with Hunter.

Somehow, I don't think that's the draw for him.

- The daughter. - Mmm.

- Delilah? - Delilah.

Yeah, he might be out of his depth with that one.

She looked like she was about to give him a hand job under the table at the seder.

That's why that night is different from all other nights.

Oh, will you do me a favor and check in on Ali, please, while we're gone?

- I know you don't want me hovering, but… -

Her father died. This is when you hover. Of course I will.

- Yes. Yeah. - Thank you.

What's happening over here?

Ugh, they're building a stone wall.

- It's a whole thing. Don't ask. - Okay.

Hey, I hate to bring this up right now, but, um,

I didn't get my wire from you this month.

What?

That's weird. It should've come in last week like always.

I checked again this morning.

Well, uh, I've been moving some money around.

- Maybe I screwed something up. - Yeah.

I will, uh, take care of it.

Look at this.

Well, hello.

- Have fun and be safe. - I will. Yeah.

- Yes. Okay. - Bye.

You gonna be all right?

Rattling around in my big, empty house,

abandoned by all those I hold near and dear?

Not to put too fine a point on it.

I'll be fine. Maybe I'll actually get some writing done for once.

That'd be nice.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye, menfolk.

Bye, Mom.

- - Love you.

- Oh, baby. Where's Barney? - Okay.

- I don't know where the fuck he is. But… - Is he gonna show?

Not my problem.

- We're going either way. Oh. -

- Whoa. Wow, wow, wow. - Whoa. There he is.

- Better late than never. - Big weekend, boys.

The three amigos, back at it.

- And Grace! - Yeah.

- Ah. - What the fuck?

Park it indoors, where nothing can ding it, okay?

- Okay. - You hear me? All right, good.

Wow, seriously?

I didn't ask you to buy me a Rolls. It's exhausting.

- Hey, how are you? - You're welcome.

- Hey. - Hi, buddy. How are you?

- Oh, Grace. I'm so glad you came. - I know.

It's not a party till the pregnant wife is here.

What a pleasant sur… your chariot awaits.

- Yes, let's do it. - Yes, let's do it.

- - Wow, look at you making an entrance.

Hey, uh,

I missed a child support payment.

Shit, I'm sorry.

Ashe's guys are so far up my ass they can see out of my mouth.

Okay. Well, any idea when that's gonna be finished?

Could be a week, could be a month. They are annoyingly thorough.

Goddamn it.

Did your father… He leave you anything?

Hey, I'm-I'm just looking at all the options.

Well, that is not one of them.

He had a life insurance policy for my mom and a very small trust fund for Ali.

I think he thought he didn't have to worry about me.

Ironic.

Question, do you ever ask yourself

why Ashe is bringing all of us out for the entire weekend?

I mean, the party isn't until tomorrow night.

Pretty sure he thinks we're his friends.

He just forced you to commit financial fraud for him.

You just committed financial fraud for me.

That…

That's true, but I'm just saying, these people have been all over the gym books.

I mean, what if they found something? You know, what if…

what if this is some kind of a setup, you know?

Barney, it's just a weekend.

Try to relax, okay?

Yeah. Okay, you're probably right.

Just don't steal anything.

Very mature.

Oh, yeah. This is what I'm talking about.

- Okay. - Thank you.

Whoo.

The iconic Haverford Estate was built

on two acres of prime Sagaponack beachfront property,

featuring a 10,000-square-foot house, pool, garden, and tennis court,

all done in the classic East End shingle style…

until Owen Ashe acquired it for a cool 12 million,

and then spent another 12 demolishing and rebuilding it in an early modern style

he hoped would make Charles Gwathmey and Norman Jaffe proud,

and trampling over decades of town ordinances

and dune preservation efforts in the process.

Whether you're sitting in traffic or flying over it,

getting to the Hamptons takes some doing,

so you might as well have a place like this to make it worth the trouble.

- Hey! Welcome, welcome. - Whoa!

How was the ride out?

- Smooth, man. - Yeah?

- Thanks for the chopper. - Hey, of course.

The last thing I'm gonna do is subject my guests to Hamptons traffic.

How you doing, brother? It's good to see you.

- Good to see you. Welcome. - Hi.

- Hey, Coop, glad you could make it. - Hey.

- Of course. Of course. - Yeah.

Hey, Hunter. How are we feeling?

- Dad, no. - Okay.

Come on, I'll show you around.

Oh, Mini-Cooper's got some game, huh?

Okay, all right.

So, get settled, take a look around, take a dip in the pool, whatever works.

Hey, Hunter.