Impractical Jokers

Narrator: Coming up, why is q acting like a jackass?

Heehaw! Right?

What's got murr cutting loose?

Just two bros brooding. Right?

And which losing joker will have to charm his way

Out of tonight's punishment?

Sal: Prepare for something amazing.

Hey, mustache, what's up?

Murr: Like a boss!

Sal: I will never forgive you!

Joe: Larry!

Sal: Oh, damn, they coming out now!

Today, we're playing c.E.O.S

With the biggest pitch meeting of our life

With overseas investors,

Who -- uh-oh -- arrived a day early.

That's right. We've been caught "unprepared."

And now we're gonna have to convince a random temp worker

To join our meeting posing as our senior vice president.

The catch is the temp worker

Doesn't know a darn thing about our company.

They'll have to riff every answer believably

Or risk losing us the big deal.

At the end of the meeting,

The investors will invite them to dinner.

After all of this,

If they don't agree to go to dinner, you lose.

Wait. So the meeting has nothing to do with...

Pretty much.

No, they got to make it to the end of the meeting.

Oh, hi. Hey, how are you doing?

How are you? Cam, james murray.

I'm the head here. How are you? I'm alright.

Little does cam know, he's about to be, uh, promoted.

It's so exciting. I mean, our company started so small.

Alright. So cole's gonna come in right now

And tell murr that our overseas investors

Have came in early. Oh, catastrophe.

Sorry, we have, like,

A little problem. What's up?

Um, our investors are here.

They're supposed to come in tomorrow.

"no, no."

No, no. How -- how did you get the dates --

I don't get it.

"we are the second largest

Shoelace manufacturer in the northeast."

We are the second largest shoelace manufacturers

In the northeast.

Go, go, go. Don't keep them waiting.

Cam, right? What was your name, cam?

Congrats. You are the new svp.

Take this off?

Take it off right now. I'm gonna -- you know,

We have jackets in the back. Let me grab a couple jackets.

Wow. He is in! He's in!

The svp's name is branford jimenez.

Branford. Branford.

This is amazing.

Welcome. Welcome to the mandu group.

Welcome. Welcome.

So the investors are actors. They're in on it.

We are very excited to meet you.

So are we. So are we.

Our company, as you know, is the...

Large-- second largest...

Second largest... ...Shoelace company.

...Shoelace company. We do...

Two.

Our customer is always first here.

We've been saying that for many, many years now.

No customers, no shoes, no laces.

That's right.

So in that case, how do you feel about velcro?

Velcro? Velcro?

Oh, I think branford's got the answer to this, murr.

Yeah. Velcro is --

It's easy, but then it's too bulky.

[ investors conversing in japanese ]

Velcro shoes are big.

Look at murray!

What drew you to us as investors?

What drew us to you as investors?

Well, we've been looking for something,

Someone outside of our scope.

Branford.

Taking it to number one.

I love cam.

So can we count on your investment dollars?

Um, yes, yes.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh, uh, would you like to join us for the dinner tonight?

Here we go, murr.

Uh, okay.

Yes, we'd love to.

God!

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Murr: Alright, here's joe gatto.

Hi, how are you? Joe: Well, great. Hi.

I'm just helping out. I'm beth.

Hi, I'm joe. Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you as well. -Yeah. We're excited.

You know, we've been working hard for a long time.

What kind of business is it?

Murr: "we manufacture and distribute pet toys..."

We manufacture and distribute pet toys...

"...Made out of recycled plastics, natural woods..."

...Made out of recycled plastics, natural woods...

"...And fortified carcasses."

...And, uh, fortified carcasses.

-Nice. -Yeah.

Real quick. Sorry. Give me one second, beth.

So our investors are actually here.

What's that now?

The investors.

They're supposed to be here tomorrow.

They're expecting a meeting with me

And the senior vice president.

I'll try to stall a little bit, but I...

Beth, do you think you could help me out real quick?

Yeah, what do you need?

Do you want me to move all this stuff?

No, I want you to pretend to be my svp.

Oh. Hi, okay. That's it.

Our svp's name is jamila.

Oh, jamila? She goes by jam.

Okay.

Murr: Oh, joey, here they come.

Make sure you bow.

Hi, I'm joe. This is jam.

-Hello. -Nice to meet you.

Yes, please. Please.

So, jam, we heard so much about you.

Did you? All good, I hope.

"how is the family?"

How is the family?

Oh, they're excellent. Thank you so much.

"how is young topher?"

And how is young topher?

Oh, topher. Your son topher.

Yeah, no, everything's fine.

He's doing really well.

We're getting him in different programs

And everything's going really well for him.

You know, our company manufactures pet toys

Made out of, you know, recycled plastics

And, uh...

Fortified carcasses. Fortified carcasses.

She remembered what it was!

Where do you source the carcass from

For the toys?

The -- the all-natural carcasses?

That's his job.

Ah, yes.

Oh, my god!

We'll also get some bigger roadkill items

From the midwest.

Yes. Okay, moving on.

But also, like I said -- I'm sorry to interrupt.

No, no, go. Please take it, jam.

She's -- she's -- she's -- she's --

She's not even waiting for him to prompt.

She's taking the bull by the horns.

[ investors conversing in japanese ]

Sion, be like, "are you two okay

Working together since the divorce?"

Will it be okay working together since the divorce?

Me and him divorced?

Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.

Personal is personal. Business is business.

She's covering for their fake marriage.

And like I said, we're still family,

We'll always be family. That's besides the point.

Yeah, we invest.

Oh, you'll invest?

Oh, okay, great.

Ask about the dinner. It's not over yet.

Do you guys mind joining us for dinner?

Unfortunately, I cannot tonight

Because I have to go pick up my child.

-Oh! -Oh!

What an upset! What an upset! After all that.

Yes!

We no longer interested in investment.

Okay, then I'll go to dinner, I'll make...

Oh, my god!

So that's how you do it.

Prince. Mo.

Oh, pleasure. Nice to meet you.

Everybody's so nice immediately.

Yeah, we're transitioning in.

What type of company is it?

"we're a leading distributor of hard-shell pencil cases

South of canada."

We're the leading distributor

Of hard-shell pencil cases south of canada.

Got it, got it, got it.

Mo: Yeah.

Prince.

The investors are here.