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Where are you?
Okay, okay, I'm getting ready.
Are you still in the office?
You told me you were getting ready when I called you earlier.
And now you're still getting ready?
What are you getting ready for?
I had to make some corrections, but it's done now.
I'm coming home now.
What time are you going to be home if you have not even left yet?
Don't embarrass me in front of your in-laws.
- I know, Mom. - You have to do better.
Relax, Mom.
I'm walking to my desk and putting my stuff in my bag.
Then I'm leaving the office.
You better. If you don't leave in the next five minutes...
Hello?
Mom? Mom?
I can't hear you. Bad connection!
Hello?
Are you still there? I can't hear you! Hello?
Ira?
Damn bad connection!
I can't believe I have such a demanding mother!
Poor Cinderella.
Not even Cinderella got terrorized by her own mother.
Unless she's a Batak girl.
I can imagine a Batak Cinderella in her wedding gown with her big hair.
But instead of wearing a pair of glass slippers...
What will she wear?
A pair of futsal sneakers!
Keep laughing at me.
Poor Ira.
I'll see you guys later, okay? Can you broadcast the news for me?
Take care, Ella.
Just go home.
Guys, I need you to cover a breaking news.
It's a very important one.
What is it about?
Raffi Ahmad's cat's giving birth.
Thank God.
Why do you say that?
Because I've been following the news about the cat.
And that poor cat had a breech birth.
You see, the pelvis of a cat...
Can you be quiet? This is big news.
You need to be quiet.
Excuse me, Sir.
I want that news to be broadcast tonight.
When do you expect us to edit?
Right after you return to the office.
What do you want to edit if you haven't gone to cover the news?
No, she means we need time to edit the news.
We already scheduled the news about a blind kid...
...who won a ping-pong championship. You know how rare that is?
We're talking about Raffi Ahmad's cat.
The mama cat is having a breech birth.
So they have to bring her to the hospital to do a C-section.
Which one do you think is rarer?
- The news about the cat? - There you go.
I mean, if we need to broadcast it tonight, who's going to do the editing?
There are lots of things pending in the queue already.
She's right.
And since Igun resigned, we still don't have a replacement.
I thought you know how to edit the news.
Why don't you do the editing, and I'll find Igun's replacement later.
You have to leave now.
Hurry up, stop looking at each other. Go, now!
Once the anesthesia wears off...
...you won't be able to take a picture of the cat.
Come on, Ira. Let's go, Sasa.
Okay, okay.
- Hurry up, Sa. - Yes, Sir.
Peng, make me a cup of coffee!
- Yes, Sir. - Stop talking about the cat!
Yes, Sir.
We're here. Turn off the engine, quick!
Don't make any noise.
- Turn it off! - Yes, Miss.
But why, anyway?
No reason, it's just late and I don't want to make any noise.
Oh, boy, is that a mansion?
How much do you need to spend to light up a house this size?
I don't know. This is my in-law's house.
I just happen to live with them.
I knew it.
If this house was yours, you wouldn't go home riding a gojek.
And with a promo price.
Done. Check your account.
Yes. Thanks, Miss.
Wait, Miss. Don't forget to give me five stars.
Fine.
Don't turn on the engine!
How do you expect me to go home, then?
Push the bike.
What do you mean?
Push your bike.
I know how to push a bike.
So why are you asking me?
Now, please leave.
You want me to push my bike? How far?
I don't care!
How about until that spot?
Are you kidding me?
Push it until that barrier over there.
Are you nuts? That's too far!
Do you want five stars or not?
Fine, you don't need to threaten me.
I'll do it as you wish.
Is Mom already sleeping?
She is.
I'm so sorry. Mom, Dad, I didn't know you were here.
Where have you been until so late?
I had to work overtime.
Of course you've been working. Are going to blame the street parade?
I mean, why are you home this late?
Are you working in a bar or something?
I'm so sorry, I had to cover the breaking news.
What is it about? A fire?
An accident?
What's the breaking news?
Raffi Ahmad's cat was giving birth.
Jesus Christ!
Are you telling me that you're coming home this late...
...because a cat was giving birth?
I know, but it was a breech delivery.
I don't care if it was a breech delivery...
...or if the kittens came out from a water bottle!
Male of female kittens?
Can you be quiet?
You're in your 30s.
You've been married for almost two years.
But all you do is work and come home late every night.
How do you expect to get pregnant?
And Raffi Ahmad's cat even beat you to it.
I'm going to bed. I'm sleepy.
Yes, Mom.
Did she have a C-section or a normal delivery?
I'm sleepy, not deaf. Now follow me!
Okay.
I can't believe you.
You said Mom is already in bed.
But I just saw her downstairs.
But was she asleep?
She was, but at the bottom of the staircase.
Hang on, hang on.
Did you ask me if she is sleeping or where she is sleeping?
I asked you if she is sleeping, but...
Just forget it.
Well...
Sorry. Sorry.
Next time, I'll reply to you more specifically.
Where she's sleeping, what she's wearing, which wall she's facing.
Can you forgive me?
What is it?
Did she mention that again?
Don't worry, you know parents are going to be parents.
So...
...why don't we start making love without a condom?
Let's have a baby.
I can't wait to meet...
Vincent Sinaga!
A new name?
You said it was going to be Frans yesterday.
I think Vincent is a better name for our baby.
Vincent means "to conquer".
He will be able to conquer...
...all of his problems when he grows up.
What do you think? Do you like it?
But I'm not ready, Sel.
Can you tell me when you'll be ready?
I don't mind waiting.
I just hate to see you being pressured by everybody.
They say you're infertile...
...or too busy with your career.
But nobody knows that we're deliberately waiting before having a baby.
Can you wait one more year?
Is that okay?
Okay. Fine.
It's a good thing that I'm prepared.
What the hell?!
Why did you buy so many condoms?
I bought them on discount, promo code "Mother's Day".
This will last me a year!
What if they become expired?
Is there an expiration date for condoms?
They have! No wonder they were so cheap!
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